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Funny story: Justice Scalia Book Review: Jonathan Franzen's 'Freedom'

Justice Scalia Book Review: Jonathan Franzen's 'Freedom'

Washington D.C.--I was excited to hear Jonathan Franzen was coming out with a new novel. As a Supreme Court justice you don't have a lot of time to read as many good books as you like. I blame that mostly on the fact I do a lot of speaking engagements because of my fame, but I'm not much on bragging. I will say that I was disappointed in the new novel because of Franzen's effort to take on...

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Funny story: Book Review: Tania TTB: Behind The Wagging Tale

Book Review: Tania TTB: Behind The Wagging Tale

Having excitedly resigned myself to being the first* person to read the newly released autobiography** of our favourite WAG, Tania Tannedtobollocks, I am paid to share with you my findings. Tania TTB: Behind the Wagging Tale is an interesting and heartfelt*** read; taking the reader**** through Tania's childhood on a rundown council estate, to her adulthood as an unfulfilled, domestically repre...

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Funny story: Sibelius/Leonard Bernstein - DVD review

Sibelius/Leonard Bernstein - DVD review

Symphonies - No 1, in E min; No 2 in D; No 5 in E flat; No 7 in C. Vienna Philharmonic/Leonard Bernstein. Pierre Noxious writes: Bloody hell! I just heard on the radio - just this second on Radio 4's Midweek - that the guy who wrote Amazing Grace was a vicar and a slave trader! What you can learn, eh? I like to listen to Radio 4 when I'm writing - or last night's Radcliffe & Mac...

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Funny story: Proms: Prom 36 Review

Proms: Prom 36 Review

Berlioz - Overture 'Le Corsaire' Chopin - Piano Concerto No 2 Roussel - Symphony No 3 Ravel - Daphnis and Chloe, Suite No 2 Nelson Freire, piano BBC SO, Lionel Bringuier. Pierre Noxious writes: OMG! That's a schlep, innit? From High St Ken to the Albert Hall - and back again afterwards when you're in a hurry for the tube and a late dinner. Cor! And get this - the missus had to shel...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson, Oksana Grigorieva star in 'What Women Don't Want'

Mel Gibson, Oksana Grigorieva star in 'What Women Don't Want'

HOLLYWOOD, California - Mel Gibson has had a bad year, and What Women Don't Want isn't going to make it any better, according to this reviewer. The romantic tragedy, set in modern day Malibu Hills, seems atypical at first glance -- from Brave Hea...

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Funny story: Review: Tarantino's Porno stars P!nk

Review: Tarantino's Porno stars P!nk

Before he became famous as the director of Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction, Quentin Tarantino had already made a movie, but up until recently, he had managed to keep it quiet. Called Pimp Friction is was pornography of the most base nature. After losing his laptop containing the entire film, in a home invasion in 2007, Tarantino's film was released onto the internet by the thieves. With the fil...

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Funny story: Matchterbation - The key to success - Book Preview

Matchterbation - The key to success - Book Preview

As a sports enthusiast I have always been interested in how to get the most out the human body to achieve sporting par excellence. We all know about exercising, diet and sleep but these things alone will not take the average sportsman to the top of his profession. A legendary 4th factor has remained shrouded in secrecy for years. This technique is so important that if you can harnesses its pow...

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Funny story: Review: iPod Atto

Review: iPod Atto

Once in a while, as the Spoof's top reviewer, I get handed something to review that makes the whole job worthwhile. This month, I was asked to review the hottest technological product ever: the iPod Atto. The iPod Nano is the slimmed down version of the iPod, which is a slimmed down version of the iPhone or iPad. Or conversely, the iPhone is a beefed up version of the iPod, which is a beefed...

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Funny story: Review: Speed 3 Camera

Review: Speed 3 Camera

As chief reviewer at TheSpoof.com, I was delighted to be offered the third in the trilogy of Speed films, starring Sandra Bollock. The review copy came from my contact down the local hostelry, who assured me that the film would be suitable for Jewish families, in that it was Kosher. I remember the initial two parts to this highly successful film franchise. The first saw Bollock as an unconvinci...

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Funny story: Review: Party Food

Review: Party Food

Having sent off my latest review, I sat wondering what I could review next when a blue delivery van pulled up outside with a delivery for me. I accepted the four boxes from the lady driver called Tess Coe, or something similar, and took them inside to see what I would be reviewing. Judging by the contents, I would be reviewing party food. First out of the box were small sausages. They were v...

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Funny story: Review: White Lion

Review: White Lion

I found myself in the White Lion off Stockport Road after missing my bus home, and with an hour or two to kill. The exterior of the property first attracted me to it, as it had a roof and it was raining. There was an advertised beer garden to let me know that all the ales would be organically grown on the premises; apparently they showed every Manchester United match, although I discovered later t...

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Funny story: Movie Review: Allie and the Pipsqueaks

Movie Review: Allie and the Pipsqueaks

Today a new movie came out to theaters. It is called Allie and the Pipsqueaks. Many people have been waiting for this movie, especially older men and women with hygeine problems. The movie addresses topics such as, dead animals, hyigene, not so clean bottled water and man boobs. It addresses these topics so meanly and rudely that many sensetive people will most likely enjoy it. We int...

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Funny story: Review: Turkeys

Review: Turkeys

In my capacity as a Spoof reviewer who also writes about cooking, I posed myself the question today - how do you review a piece of food? And isn't a review a writeup about a play or a rock band playing or something like that? But undaunted I opened the day's post and found a box full of frozen turkeys in it! My initial reaction was one of fear, as I know that turkeys spread ghastly pandemics of...

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Funny story: Review: King Edward Potatoes

Review: King Edward Potatoes

In my capacity as Spoof reviewer, I was recently sent a bag of fifteen King Edward potatoes to review. My initial reaction was one of disappointment, as there was no instruction manual in the bag, and the web address printed on the side of the bag took me to a national supermarket chain, where I could still not find any instructions on using these potatoes. However, being a dedicated review...

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Funny story: "District 9"

"District 9"

Hollywood - If you've been waiting for a good science fiction movie to come out on DVD, you will need to wait a bit longer. "District 9" is painful. It's done in a half ass style known as "cinema verite" to those who reside in their mom's basements, and "the camcorder is shaking too much" by the rest of us. The premise is that a million or so aliens came here in a ship that they decided to...

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Funny story: DOPE moves forward - Director-General annouces results of departmental review.

DOPE moves forward - Director-General annouces results of departmental review.

Kon d'Enwharey, Director General of the Department for Overseeing Parks and Environment (DOPE), yesterday announced the result of a far-reaching and over-arching review of the department's services. Mr d'Enwharey was pleased to announce that the r...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Brings Tear to Critic's Eye... Almost

Spoof Writer Brings Tear to Critic's Eye... Almost

NEW YORK CITY, NY - If there was ever something nearly worth crying about, but not quite, this is it: "Frustrated spoof writer turned down by The Onion decides to write for TheSpoof.com." One of the Internet's leading sources of never-ending onli...

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