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Funny story: Chef, Entrepreneur Tickles His Customers' Tastebuds With Uniquely Odd Cuisine

Chef, Entrepreneur Tickles His Customers' Tastebuds With Uniquely Odd Cuisine

LAFAYETTE, LA - How many times have you been on the brink of starvation and driven past a dead animal on the road, thinking to yourself, "If only I knew how to make that thing just a little more palatable, then I wouldn't be so hungry"? Probably neve...

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Funny story: "The Bachelor" Brad Womack And Christina Aguilera Caught 'Tongue Wrestling' In Tarzana

"The Bachelor" Brad Womack And Christina Aguilera Caught 'Tongue Wrestling' In Tarzana

TARZANA, California - Brad Womack the man on this season's edition of The Bachelor, was embarrassed before a viewing audience of 30 million when the woman he picked to propose to ended up telling him on live television that although she kind of liked...

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Funny story: Restaurant Survey Rubbished By Survey

Restaurant Survey Rubbished By Survey

A survey of what annoys us about London restaurants has been rubbished by a "more accurate" poll. According to a survey to promote London Restaurant Week, the thing that ticks off diners the most is being too close to another table. The second...

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Funny story: Jackie Chan Opens Up His First Chinese Restaurant - The Sock & Roll Chinese Diner

Jackie Chan Opens Up His First Chinese Restaurant - The Sock & Roll Chinese Diner

VENICE BEACH - Jackie Chan, who is considered one of the greatest martial arts stuntmen of all time, has announced that he has gotten into the restaurant business. Chan said that after talking to his dear friend the recently-divorced Eva Longoria,...

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Funny story: Restaurant Chain Sues Church Group

Restaurant Chain Sues Church Group

The International House of Pancakes has filed a lawsuit against a church group called the International House of Prayer claiming that the group is illegally using the pancake house's famous acronym. The Kansas City, Missouri-based church group "se...

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Funny story: 'Five Guys' to Change Name to 'Three Guys and a Felon' After Board Meeting Fiasco

'Five Guys' to Change Name to 'Three Guys and a Felon' After Board Meeting Fiasco

Mayhem erupted in a Five Guys' board meeting, yesterday; with Guy 5 taking a meat cleaver to Guy 3 and butchering him up into mince meat. All of the other board members, Guy 1, Guy 2 and Guy 4 all agreed that Guy 5 really knew how to use a butcher k...

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Funny story: Nashville, Tennessee Woman Finds Human Penis in Sandwich!

Nashville, Tennessee Woman Finds Human Penis in Sandwich!

Judy Dale Willoughby of the Rivergate area in Nashville has filed a suit against Pecker's Fresh Chicken in the Rivergate Mall after biting down on her chicken sandwich and pulling a "tough piece" out and finding that it was a penis. "I was never s...

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Funny story: Restaurant Guide With G.G Finn: The Wedged Hat, Winchester.

Restaurant Guide With G.G Finn: The Wedged Hat, Winchester.

The quest for fine food brought myself and Glenda to the beautiful surroundings of Hampshire. On the short drive from our country pile to The Wedged Hat, Glenda felt the need to constantly change the radio settings that I had spent several hours perfecting. I was already annoyed by the time we turned in to the long gravelled drive. The quaint pub was pleasing to the eye, a mixture of Edward...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Shocker: She Has A Crush On Adam Lambert

Taylor Swift Shocker: She Has A Crush On Adam Lambert

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The Tinsel Town Times Tribune is reporting that Taylor Swift, the sweet little country songstress has confided that she finds Adam Lambert extremely attractive. The popular recording artist confided in her bass guitarist that she...

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Funny story: Eva Longoria Gets All of Her Tattoo Reminders of Tony Parker Lasered Off - Even The One On Her (Blank)

Eva Longoria Gets All of Her Tattoo Reminders of Tony Parker Lasered Off - Even The One On Her (Blank)

LAS VEGAS - One of the stars of the TV prime time soap opera Desperate Housewives was in town visiting one of her four Beso Restaurants. Beso which is Spanish for 'Kiss' has reportedly received the kiss of 'eatery death' as Longoria has filed for...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner and Lily Collins Seen French Kissing In L.A.'s Trendy Cafe La French Fry

Taylor Lautner and Lily Collins Seen French Kissing In L.A.'s Trendy Cafe La French Fry

WEST HOLLYWOOD - According to unnamed sources the co-stars of the film Abduction, Taylor Lautner and Lily Collins were spotted at the famed Cafe La French Fry where the couple was French kissing between taking bites of their order of Deluxe French Fr...

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Funny story: Winged Buffalo God Descends upon T.G.I. Friday's

Winged Buffalo God Descends upon T.G.I. Friday's

NATICK, Massachusetts - As was prophesied in the Ago Times, the great winged buffalo god, Catoplebas, was awakened from a thousand-year slumber by the myriad wailing of small buffalo who had been de-winged. On the eleventh hour of the tenth day of...

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Funny story: Restaurant Baytarns Takes Revenge on Fat Customers

Restaurant Baytarns Takes Revenge on Fat Customers

Rumours that the restaurant chain Baytarns are about to introduce a restriction on fat people grew yesterday. It is alleged that all customers will have to "pass though a hoop" before getting access to the all you can eat facilities. Those too fat to...

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Funny story: At The Restaurant

At The Restaurant

Good evening Sir. Are you ready to order? Why yes, I think I am. Very good Sir, go ahead. Who do I give my orders to? To me, Sir. That's my job, to receive your order. Right. I want you to recite Charge of The Light Brigade for me. Then I would like you to fetch the Chef and I would like you to dance a polka together. Then I want you to go and stand over there, by the castor oil p...

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Funny story: 'Schools should be more like restaurants,' says Coalition education spokesman.

'Schools should be more like restaurants,' says Coalition education spokesman.

A report published by the Conservative pressure group, the 1690 Take No Prisoners Committee, has recommended that state schools should be run even more like businesses; in particular restaurants were cited as a suitable model for schools of the futur...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson's New 'Free-Loading' Boyfriend Is Using Her Beyond Belief

Jessica Simpson's New 'Free-Loading' Boyfriend Is Using Her Beyond Belief

PUNTA TRAGARA, Italy - Jessica Simpson celebrated her 30th birthday with her new boyfriend, or more accurately her new 'unemployed' boyfriend Eric Johnson. Johnson, an ex New Orleans Saints football player, who was let go two years ago because he...

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Funny story: Forget extra virgin olive oil - China restaurants admit using "gutter oil" to cook

Forget extra virgin olive oil - China restaurants admit using "gutter oil" to cook

BEIJING: The international community seems to be so taken in with a 'powerful and rising' China. But much of what is really happening in China remains opaque - hidden from the world. China presents its facade and the global community is expected t...

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