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Funny story: So Women Do Merely Glow

So Women Do Merely Glow

The old saying that 'horses sweat, men perspire and women glow' is true, according to a Japanese study. "It appears that women are at a disadvantage when they need to sweat during exercise," said research co-ordnator Yoshimitsu Inoue, in the journ...

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Funny story: Light Drinking no Risk to Baby say Researchers

Light Drinking no Risk to Baby say Researchers

Drinking does not raise the risk of developmental problems for babies, a study has suggested. A study of more than 11,000 babies under two years old, published in the Journal of Epidemiology and Community Health found no evidence of harm. The s...

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Funny story: Researchers announce Artificial Intelligence breakthrough

Researchers announce Artificial Intelligence breakthrough

Scientists announced today that they have developed a computer which exceeds the capacity of the human brain. Dubbed "Halle" the computer is said to represent true Artificial Intelligence; it is self-aware, thinks, and learns. But there is a down...

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Funny story: Scientists Conclude Women Really Don't Like You

Scientists Conclude Women Really Don't Like You

A team of top researchers from every field of human interaction have concluded that women just don't like you. Their year long study, commissioned by you, observed every interaction you've had with single eligible women and found that consistently an...

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Funny story: It's Hard to Laugh When You Stub Your Toe

It's Hard to Laugh When You Stub Your Toe

Doctors at the Psychedelic Post-Premonition Research Center in Mill Valley, California have discovered that the some toes are loaded with previously unidentified microscopic nerve cells. The cells are called Samantha Micro Toe Cellules after the lab...

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Funny story: Early humans could fly says scientist

Early humans could fly says scientist

Archaeologist Dr Phillip Gum has come up with a new theory about the origins of the human population. He says we did not evolve from apes because we still have apes. No he says the evidence points to humans developing from "birds". Fosils have been found of human like creatures with feathers. He states that early man had to escape from predatory animals quickly and the fastest way was to fly.

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Funny story: Shocking Find: Study of Kids Whose Moms Lived near Cell-Phone towers During Pregnancy Released

Shocking Find: Study of Kids Whose Moms Lived near Cell-Phone towers During Pregnancy Released

There has been a shocking find from a multi-year study of children whose mothers lived close to a cell phone tower while pregnant, and health insurers, personal injury attorneys and telecom giants are scrabmling to decipher the results and exploit th...

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Funny story: "Is It In Yet?" Mankind's Worst Four Words

"Is It In Yet?" Mankind's Worst Four Words

In a study released today, the Center For Mental and Physical Health, in Rochester, Minnesota, has announced a study showing that the worst four words that a man can hear in his entire life are, "Is it in yet?" The study used a set of four words...

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Funny story: Study Finds Lab Rats Fed Organic Diet, Pretentious & Annoying to Other Rats

Study Finds Lab Rats Fed Organic Diet, Pretentious & Annoying to Other Rats

A university research group recently found that even mice have the ability to snub their tiny noses. The research shows that although the rats fed the organic diet were not actually healthier than the non-organic fed rats, they were much more annoyin...

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Funny story: Research Quantifies Dangers of Watching Cartoons

Research Quantifies Dangers of Watching Cartoons

Professor Ted Harvard, who teaches at the University of Bedford in New York City held a news conference on Tuesday to present his argument that watching cartoons harms the lives of small children across the nation. He complains that children who are...

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Funny story: Scientific study reveals why dogs smell each other's butts

Scientific study reveals why dogs smell each other's butts

It's a question that has plagued people kind for centuries. Why when a simple hello is all that is necessary do dogs feel the need to go straight to the buttocks when they greet one another? It can be extremely embarrassing for pet owners when their...

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Funny story: You are as Old as You Feel Claim Scientists

You are as Old as You Feel Claim Scientists

In an astounding new report a group of scientists from the University of Stoned California have announced that you genuinely are as young as you feel. Following on from other research not even remotely related to greenhouse gasses or melting iceca...

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Funny story: How to make your phone indestructible

How to make your phone indestructible

Scientists in Sweden have discovered a direct correlation between the desirability of a mobile (cell) phone and their destructibility. In other words, the more desirable a phone is, the more easily it is destroyed, whilst the converse is true, and...

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Funny story: Revenge is Sweet - Claims Scientist

Revenge is Sweet - Claims Scientist

Professor McNerdy, concluding a 30-year study on the composition of bitterness, hate and spite, has discovered that revenge is sweet as lollipops. Working from his local laboratory, Prof. McNerdy carefully selected test subjects Mary and Tom (name...

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Funny story: Old People More Likely to Start a World War

Old People More Likely to Start a World War

Latest research from the University of Camberwick has shown that people over the age of 85 are more likely to start a serious world war than people half their age. In a paper published in "Which War" Magazine, top scientists claim that out of 5000...

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Funny story: Scientists Locate Male G-Spot

Scientists Locate Male G-Spot

Doctors and other scientific researchers have long known about the location of the female g-spot. This mysterious piece of anatomy, located in the pubic region, is the center of a woman's sexual pleasure during intercourse. Theories have abounded...

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Funny story: "Rest is Best" Memory Study Confirms "Jellyfish Hypothesis"

"Rest is Best" Memory Study Confirms "Jellyfish Hypothesis"

A new study by Psychologists at the University of Jutland claims that having a break after learning something might help the brain to remember it. Even a short rest might prove useful, the new research headed by Professor Jens Convolvulus suggests...

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