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Funny story: Spontaneous Combustion Problem with Gnomes.

Spontaneous Combustion Problem with Gnomes.

After several years and thousands of pounds spent on research into the spontaneous combustion of gnomes and other a garden ornaments, a West Midlands council has found that because they are made of concrete, they will not burst into flame. However...

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Funny story: Opposites Attract!

Opposites Attract!

Are you single? Feeling lonely? Have you tried all the usual dating agencies? Did they fail you? Of course they did. They get you to spend all that time seeking your perfect match. You see profiles which tell you that this one is a 98% match. No, it just isn't the right way to find a partner. All you are doing is looking for another you. The same likes, the same dislikes. Blah blah blah. Wel...

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Funny story: US-Russia relations transformed

US-Russia relations transformed

US-Russia relations transformed, says Clinton on Moscow visit. Secretary of State speaks of 'mutual respect' as reports say US will drop human rights criticism. "We need Russia on our side vis-à-vis Iran," said Clinton, "the best way to get Russ...

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Funny story: Problem Estates For The Affluent

Problem Estates For The Affluent

Problem estates used to be thought of as being run-down council estates where problematic families from poor backgrounds with undisciplined children lived, mostly on council estates, but there is a new breed of problem estate and it is affecting the...

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Funny story: Early Spankings Make For Aggressive Wives, Study Shows

Early Spankings Make For Aggressive Wives, Study Shows

Children who are spanked as 5-year-olds are more likely to behave aggressively and ask to spank their mates and be spanked by them while adults than children who are spared the punishment, new research shows. Though the negative effects of spankin...

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Funny story: eCumonme.web now top dog in hookup biz!

eCumonme.web now top dog in hookup biz!

GREENUP, KY - Like Humpty Dumpty, eHarmony.com has taken a big, big fall, clear from the top position in the dot com dating and hookup business, that is. And like old Humpty, ain't nothing going to put it back together again because there is a new...

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Funny story: Glad Facebook Reconnected us, Stranger

Glad Facebook Reconnected us, Stranger

Wow, Marty…it is Marty, right? I see you have added me as a friend on Facebook. I guess this site really does reunite people! Even distant, barely-casual acquaintances who couldn't pick each other out of a line-up if their life depended on it… I was just wondering, out of curiosity, could you refresh my memory and tell me exactly where we met or how we know each other? Were you in Mrs. Charlto...

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Funny story: If I Wasn't so Turned Off by the Thought of Kissing you We Would Totally be Compatible

If I Wasn't so Turned Off by the Thought of Kissing you We Would Totally be Compatible

I have to say, it's not very often that I meet someone I click with so well. You and I have so much in common, that were it not for the fact I am repulsed by the thought of kissing you, we would make a great couple. Don't get me wrong, I am sure many women would consider you to be a real catch. The fact you have all your hair and aren't horribly disfigured or anything is a real selling point fo...

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Funny story: Let's Take This Relationship to the Next Level

Let's Take This Relationship to the Next Level

Jan, these past few months have been incredible. You are an amazing woman, and I feel like the luckiest man in the world to have someone like you in my life. I know that in the beginning I said we should move slowly, but I am ready to throw all caution to the wind and take the next logical step... I want to Skype with you. It's a big commitment, after all we only started private messaging a f...

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Funny story: Can You Taste The Strychnine?

Can You Taste The Strychnine?

Hi, honey. I'm glad you stopped by. I've been thinking alot about what you said the other day about wanting a divorce, and I've finally calmed myself down enough to discuss this separation. And look! I've cooked us a lovely duck; your favorite! I took your advice, and after drinking myself into oblivion in the west wing of my mansion--sorry, our mansion for two weeks, I'm ready to "act li...

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Funny story: Couples heads explode in bizzare freak accident

Couples heads explode in bizzare freak accident

LONDON, England - Police department spokesperson Bobby Gay, of the London Police told me the details of the recent explosion that rocked Trafalgar Square this morning. Jalopenoman and Skoob per smooching in public when suddenly their heads both ex...

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Funny story: Nato Marriage Manual Ravishes Sales in Afghanistan

Nato Marriage Manual Ravishes Sales in Afghanistan

The North Atlantic Treatme Organization has collaborated with the Afghani association for the mistreatment of the women in the creation and publication of a marriage manual that promises to help the Afghani male find his way around the Birqa. The...

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Funny story: New Book, "Screw Mars and Venus: Men and Women are from Uranus" is a Best-Seller

New Book, "Screw Mars and Venus: Men and Women are from Uranus" is a Best-Seller

Possum Creek, AL- The publishing world and authors of self-help books alike have been turned on their respective ears by the new number one best-selling non-fiction book in the nation, Screw Mars and Venus: Men and Women are from Uranus. The unlik...

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Funny story: Hot and Cold Running Water

Hot and Cold Running Water

The shower in my apartment has got me thinking about people; specifically what seems to be many women's all or nothing attitude towards the one's they love to hate, or is it hate to love? My shower works into this in a number of ways. To begin with, the hot water is not very convenient to my abode as it is piped in from a boiler located a full block away rather than a heater in the next room. L...

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Funny story: Special Relationship is suspect

Special Relationship is suspect

Middle America is not comfortable with a 'Special Relationship' with the United Kingdom, research has shown. When questioned, 89% of adults from the 'non-coastal' United States said that any relationship that was 'special' was suspect, and they want...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton hails 'Special Sick Relationship'

Hillary Clinton hails 'Special Sick Relationship'

Washington AC/DC - (Only-As-Sick-As-Yer-Secrets-Mess): US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton heaped praise on the 'Special Sick Relationship' today in a ten minute photocall with British Foreign Secretary David Milliband. Clinton, 69, said the US/...

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Funny story: Salmonella Outbreak Prompts Sexual Lubricant Recall

Salmonella Outbreak Prompts Sexual Lubricant Recall

NEW YORK CITY, NY - Jonsen & Jonsen have stopped production of their Kentucky (KY) Gelly after it was discovered the product contained the bacteria known as salmonella. Over the course of last week, the Center for Disease Control (CDC) inter...

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