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Funny story: Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, and Lady Gaga Will All Sing On Demi Lovato's New Album, "My Favorite All-Time Rehab Songs"

Selena Gomez, Taylor Swift, and Lady Gaga Will All Sing On Demi Lovato's New Album, "My Favorite All-Time Rehab Songs"

HOLLYWOOD - Demi Lovato's publicist Buckholz Toolficker has informed the entertainment media that Miss Lovato is doing great with her rehab therapy sessions at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic. Toolficker stated that Demi has already been acc...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Wants To Open Her Own (Beep) Rehab Chain!

Lindsay Lohan Wants To Open Her Own (Beep) Rehab Chain!

Lindsay Lohan is doing a lot better in rehab and wants to open her own according to her mother, Dina Lohan. "She's like a different girl..woman", stated Dina. "No she wants to open rehabs for other coke (beep)...I mean..others who have had problem...

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Funny story: Hamid Karzai Checks into Call of Duty Rehab Program

Hamid Karzai Checks into Call of Duty Rehab Program

While trying to act as internal peacekeeper and playing political chess with the United States on whether he wants to participate in ridding his country of known terrorists, Hamid Karzai has reportedly admitted to being addicted to the new computer g...

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Funny story: Demi Lovato Invents New, Non-Coke Addicted Reason For Admission Into Drug Rehab

Demi Lovato Invents New, Non-Coke Addicted Reason For Admission Into Drug Rehab

Circumstances have finally brought a fitting end to all the "Demi Lovato's vagina killed Paul The Psychic Octopus" stories on TheSpoof, and this respite is brought to you by the Multinational corporation that brought you train wrecks Britney Spears (...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Checks Himself Into L.A. Clinic

Robert Pattinson Checks Himself Into L.A. Clinic

Reports from those closest to actor Robert Pattinson say that the young actor is having some serious mental problems over constant nightmares about his recently discovered ancestor, Vlad the Impaler. "He's not sleeping well at all", stated one Sou...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Released From Rehab, Already Stoned.

Lindsay Lohan Released From Rehab, Already Stoned.

Lindsay Lohan, released today in preparation for tomorrow's court appearance, is already stoned off her ass, claims paparazzi waiting to photograph her and sell the images to Inside Edition for $500 a pop. Dear Lindsay Lohan: Stay clean and enjoy...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Enters Potty Mouth Rehab

Mel Gibson Enters Potty Mouth Rehab

Actor Mel Gibson was arrested at his home in Malibu this morning by sheriff deputies and taken to a rehab center that specializes in Potty Mouth rehab for adults. Gibson was heard screaming as the duties placed him in a patrol car. Bystanders say...

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Funny story: Amy Winehouse joins Ken Clarke in Drug Rehab

Amy Winehouse joins Ken Clarke in Drug Rehab

In a radical move Justice Minister, Ken Clarke, is introducing a new Drug Rehab scheme in order to get down the numbers of drug addicts in prison. He is setting up sessions at Ronnie Scott's Jazz Club with guest vocalist Amy Winehouse. 'She's grea...

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Funny story: Capello sent to rehab

Capello sent to rehab

England manager Fabio Capello was arrested earlier today for assaulting German national football team coach Joachim Low. Apparently the two manager were enjoying a peaceful beer together when suddenly, Capello smashed his bottle over Mr. Low's head.

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Funny story: Celebrity Rehab Put On Hold Until July: Dr. Drew Will have to wait to exploit suffering celebrities

Celebrity Rehab Put On Hold Until July: Dr. Drew Will have to wait to exploit suffering celebrities

While some taping has taken place for Dr Drew Pinsky's Addict minstrel show Celebrity Rehab, the show has been put on hold. There was activity at the Rehab center, but word came late in the day that the show's taping would not take place until Jul...

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Funny story: Kids' Medications Recalled, Kiddie Rehab Booms

Kids' Medications Recalled, Kiddie Rehab Booms

The recent recall of an assortment of drugs (many of them pain medications) for children means that a lot of babies and kids have been suddenly forced to deal with their addiction problems. Not wanting to go cold turkey, they are seeking other alte...

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Funny story: Sex Rehab Clinic Shortage, Quickie Solutions Offered

Sex Rehab Clinic Shortage, Quickie Solutions Offered

Celebrities seeking help with sex addiction issues have put the focus on a major crisis in the U.S. Sadly, there just aren't enough facilities available to tame oversexed folks. Frantic psychiatrists and psychologists involved in this kind of t...

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Funny story: Jesse James Checks Into Rehab Clinic In Arizona To Cure His Tattoo Addiction

Jesse James Checks Into Rehab Clinic In Arizona To Cure His Tattoo Addiction

TUCSON, Arizona - Jesse "The Tattooed Wiener" James has finally decided that the heat has gotten too hot in his "Crotch Kitchen" and he has decided to admit himself into a rehab clinic. After looking in the Internet he finally found what he feels...

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Funny story: John Terry and Tiger Woods to enter rehab

John Terry and Tiger Woods to enter rehab

John Terry is to enter a well know clinic which specializes in rehabilitating sex addicts. It is reported that Tiger Woods is to be his room-mate. Yes, they have to 'share' a room as the clinic's fees are so high. The clinic, whose whereabouts a...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen in talks to make new show Two and a half men in Rehab

Charlie Sheen in talks to make new show Two and a half men in Rehab

Charlie Sheen star of the television programme Two and A Half Men has now gone into Rehab and is unavailable at present to film any more episodes of the hit US comedy series. Producers are threatening to sue Mr Sheen for two and a half million dol...

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Funny story: One and a Half Men as Charlie Sheen enters Rehab

One and a Half Men as Charlie Sheen enters Rehab

The show Two and a Half Men starring Charlie Sheen may have to be renamed One and a Half Men after Charlie Sheen entered Rehab apparently for two and a half months. Producers are considering taking Legal Action against Sheen for Two and half Milli...

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Funny story: John Mayer checks into rehab after breaking down on stage to massive public indifference

John Mayer checks into rehab after breaking down on stage to massive public indifference

John Mayer has voluntarily checked into rehab after it finally dawned on him that the world is not as fascinated with him as Mayer is with himself. The realisation came after yet another attempt to crack the British market left music lovers mystified...

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