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Funny story: Boston Red Sox buy Liverpool Football Club

Boston Red Sox buy Liverpool Football Club

Former owners of Liverpool FC, Hocks and Sellit, are warning the new owners to be careful when they finally come in and complete the deal to take ownership of Liverpool FC. "When we took over Liverpool FC in 2007," said spokesman for Hocks and Sel...

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Funny story: Red Sox Pitcher Dice-K's Erratic Performances Finally Explained

Red Sox Pitcher Dice-K's Erratic Performances Finally Explained

The recent 'schizophrenic' performances of Red Sox pitcher Daisuke Matsuzaka has been explained today when it was revealed that the 29 year old "Dice K" actually is one of two twins. In signing the pitcher in 2006 from the Seibu Lions, the Red Sox...

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Funny story: Derek Jeter knocks man out of coma

Derek Jeter knocks man out of coma

In some good news Yankee hitter Derek Jeter hit a grand slam home run last night against the Boston Red Sox. The ball was hit so far out of the park it reached a near by apartment complex crashing threw the buildings window miraculously hitting...

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Funny story: Soup is Funny

Soup is Funny

Soup is funny. It's not really a main course, but it's not a side dish either because it's mostly made of water. I find soup to be the most watery of foods. There are soup that have beans in them, but they're not bean-dishes. Conversely, there are bean-dishes that are very soupy, but they're not soup. Some people put bread in their soup, while others put soup in their bread. To me it's arbi...

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Funny story: Red Sox sweep Yankees

Red Sox sweep Yankees

Thespoof.com: Jacoby Ellsbury the running bandit stole home and the Boston Red Sox ran off with a three-game sweep of the New York Yankees. Boston's speedster surprised left-hander Andy Pettitte with his dash in a three-run fifth inning that gave...

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Funny story: George W trying out for Boston Red Sox

George W trying out for Boston Red Sox

News in today indicates that President George W Bush is strongly considering trying out for pitcher with the Boston Red Sox for next summers World Series. Sources reveal that the President will not meakly walk away into retirement after January 1...

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Funny story: Tampa Puts A Dampa on 21st Century Red Sux Bad Imitation of Last Century Yanks!

Tampa Puts A Dampa on 21st Century Red Sux Bad Imitation of Last Century Yanks!

From the apparent population explosion of those uBiquitous "B" bearing caps appearing on every other pointy head, one would think that the Red Sux of Beantown had been doing something extraordinary. You know like winning 26 World series, 39 Le...

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Funny story: Manny Ramirez Discovers Miracle Cure!

Manny Ramirez Discovers Miracle Cure!

Boston Red Sox star and frequent pain in the ass Manny "Ack" Ramirez has been sidelined recently with a contract dispute that seems to have settles into one of his knees. The injury though Manny can't tell which knee is acting up has prevented him fr...

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Funny story: Red Sox Continue Imitating Yankees!

Red Sox Continue Imitating Yankees!

They say imitation is the highest form of flattery. If so the Boston Red Sox are the most shameless flatterers in Majoer League baseball.

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Funny story: Pelican Ignites Weird Red Sox-Yankee Brawl

Pelican Ignites Weird Red Sox-Yankee Brawl

One of the most bizarre incidents in the annals of baseball occurred last night in Boston when an errant pelican dove into Fenway Park, attacked Home Plate, and ignited a 25-minute melee between the World Champs, Boston Red Sox, and perpetual "w...

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Funny story: Red Sox No. 34 Buried in Yankee Stadium

Red Sox No. 34 Buried in Yankee Stadium

The big news of the baseball season has been the dead and buried status of #34 of the Red Sux Nation in the hallowed halls of the Pinstripe Palladium.

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Funny story: Cayce Predicted Red Sox Would Win World Series In Four

Cayce Predicted Red Sox Would Win World Series In Four

VIRGINIA BEACH - From his deathbed on January 2nd, 1945, self-described psychic Edgar Cayce (rhymes with "Casey") actually predicted that the Boston Red Sox would sweep the World Series in four games -- against a team he called the 'Den...

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Funny story: World Series Results not a Surprise

World Series Results not a Surprise

It was a World Series for the ages: the Green Monster, the Curse of the Bambino, Snow at Coors Field, Fenway Park, the Ghost of Bill Buckner, 21 wins in 22 games, Denver's play off sweeps, Bloody Sock 2, The Old Timers versus The First Timers, &q...

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Funny story: Dice K's Mysterious Gyro-ball

Dice K's Mysterious Gyro-ball

Dice K, the Japanese pitching phenomenon, has not been doing well lately. With an earned run average flirting with the curvaceous number 8, it looks like the Red Sox have been had. They paid fifty million dollars to the equivalent of a Japanese Littl...

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Funny story: Curt Schilling Silences Doubters of Bloody Sock

Curt Schilling Silences Doubters of Bloody Sock

In 2004, Curt Schilling pitched the Boston Red Sox to a World Series victory. He did this with damage to his right foot that caused his socks to fill up with blood. Doubters (read as "Yankee Fans") now believe that the sock was faked to m...

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Funny story: Red Sox Ace Daisuke Matsuzaka Suffering from Severely Inflamed Gyroball

Red Sox Ace Daisuke Matsuzaka Suffering from Severely Inflamed Gyroball

Red Sox General Manager Theo Epstein, Friday, revealed that Japanese pitching ace Daisuke Matsuzaka was suffering from what could only be described as a "severely inflamed gyroball," which may well land him on the disabled list.

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Funny story: Sen. Ted Kennedy Enthusiastically Dumps Liquor Into Boston Harbor

Sen. Ted Kennedy Enthusiastically Dumps Liquor Into Boston Harbor

A study by researchers at the University of Washington is music to Senator Ted Kennedy's ears. The researchers discovered that Puget Sound in Washington State is beginning to taste like vanilla and cinnamon because of holiday baking.

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