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Funny story: N-Dubz Too Wicked For NYC

N-Dubz Too Wicked For NYC

Strange news from New York City - Harlem dude Chester Scott-Heron, who lives on 125th Street by the el-tracks close to Lexington Avenue invited British hardcore rappers N-Dubz from Camden Town over for a visit, but they declined. A clearly baffled...

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Funny story: Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz - The World's First Muslim Rap Band

Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz - The World's First Muslim Rap Band

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia - In the land of mosques, Islam, Ramadan, two-humped camels, and the Abajad numeral 786, has now emerged a national phenomenon. Four young Muslim individuals have joined to form the world's first Muslim rap band. The four, all...

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Funny story: New Phone For Rappers Launched. Aiii.

New Phone For Rappers Launched. Aiii.

A new mobile handset is set to be launched and take the rapping world by storm. The Banana Aiii-phone is due for release in the next three minutes worldwide. Specifically designed with the rapper or 'street' bling merchant in mind, it will come pa...

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Funny story: Confusion Reigns as LAPD Implicate Tupac in Biggie Murder

Confusion Reigns as LAPD Implicate Tupac in Biggie Murder

The LAPD continued to make a mockery of law enforcement this week, in their latest ill-fated investigation into the murder of Rap Legend Biggie Smalls. Long after closing the initial case, a junior officer stumbled across "Rap Beef" volumes one to...

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Funny story: Kanye West Signs The Three Colorado Balloon Boys To A Rap Music Recording Contract

Kanye West Signs The Three Colorado Balloon Boys To A Rap Music Recording Contract

DENVER - Hip-hop rapper Kanye West has just revealed to the music media that he has signed the three Heehaw boys, also known as The Colorado Balloon Boys to a $2 million rap music recording contract. West said that he recently saw a U Tube video t...

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Funny story: Limbaugh's NFL Rams Bid Denied; Rap Group Buys into Dolphins: What's the Name of Dat Tune?

Limbaugh's NFL Rams Bid Denied; Rap Group Buys into Dolphins: What's the Name of Dat Tune?

A high powered group of wealthy business men announced today that Rush Limbaugh was being dropped from the syndicate recently organized to buy the St. Louis, Rams, a financially strapped, and athletically challenged National Football League Team.

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Funny story: Bonkettes To Receive The Full Inch Down Under

Bonkettes To Receive The Full Inch Down Under

It's just been announced that UK rapper The Full Inch is to fly to Sydney, Australia to meet with sexy girl band the Bonkettes with a view to a guest spot at the Sydney Opera House leg of the band's world tour. Bonkettes lead singer, BJ Swallow to...

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Funny story: Rapper Swizz Lil Stick Beatz Wants Gag Order in Divorce Trial

Rapper Swizz Lil Stick Beatz Wants Gag Order in Divorce Trial

Rapper Swizz Lil Stick Beatz wants a secret divorce proceeding after his not so secret affair with Jazz singer Alicia Keyes. Beatz wife will stand for no such thing as she would like the world to know her pain: "Swizzle is a cheating little dick...

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Funny story: New Microphone for Gamers can Mimic Regional Accents

New Microphone for Gamers can Mimic Regional Accents

A new microphone for gamers is hitting the market that can change your accent. Now, someone from Ireland can mimic a Californian, and a Californian can sound just like a New Yorker. Yesterday I used it (I'm from Florida) to convince a group of Aust...

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Funny story: 50 Cent: 'I'm Mozart.'

50 Cent: 'I'm Mozart.'

Following the growing trend of televised celebrity regression, we can reveal some alarming revelations about rapper and prat 50 Cent, who has revealed that he was in fact Mozart in his former existence. "It would explain a lot" quipped the potty...

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Funny story: "I don't want your faggoty PC-lovin' money," claims US rapper Tricky Trick

"I don't want your faggoty PC-lovin' money," claims US rapper Tricky Trick

A rapper who is better known for his extremely large vocabulary of swear words than any musical talent has warned potential purchasers that his new album contains extreme homophobic lyrics, nasty and lewd remarks, references to women as 'b*tches' and...

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Funny story: Ice Cube endorses, well um...ice cubes!

Ice Cube endorses, well um...ice cubes!

American rap star Ice Cube has announced that he is planning on endorsing a new range of ice cubes which are predicted to be in stores next month. The star, famous for hit songs such as 'check yo self' and 'today was a good day' announced the new...

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Funny story: Ed '75-Cent' McMahon

Ed '75-Cent' McMahon

POMONA, California - Ed McMahon the 85-year-old former Johnny Carson sidekick on the Tonight Show has announced that he will be appearing in two viral rap music videos. McMahon reportedly said that ever since he was 9-years-old he has had a deep...

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Funny story: Shaq has his Deputy Badge Revoked

Shaq has his Deputy Badge Revoked

After Shaquille O'Neal's racy rap that called out former teammate Kobe Bryant, his special deputy badge was taken away from him by the Maricopa County Sheriff. This enraged many people because they thought Shaq was just being funny and didn&#...

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Funny story: Rap is 'not crap' says Lil' Wayne

Rap is 'not crap' says Lil' Wayne

American rap star Lil' Wayne today claimed that rap 'is not crap'.

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Funny story: Bill O'Reilly to record gangster rap album

Bill O'Reilly to record gangster rap album

Conservative pundit and self-appointed guardian of the nations morals Bill O'Reilly has today revealed plans to release his own 'straight up gangsta rap' album.

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Funny story: Your're not a real Doctor though?

Your're not a real Doctor though?

Rap Artist Dr Dre, will next month go to court as the American Health Authority plans to prosecute him for not being a real Doctor.

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