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Funny story: John McCain's Dark Knight Is Dirty Harry

John McCain's Dark Knight Is Dirty Harry

(Washington, D.C.) "The night is always darkest before the dawn." So begins Harvey Dent's observation on Gotham City's crime spree in "The Dark Knight". And it's the same beginning for a press release...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Back On Her Meds; Concedes to Obama

Hillary Clinton Back On Her Meds; Concedes to Obama

(Washington D.C.) - Facing a revolution from her supporters in Congress, Senator Hillary Clinton today, reportedly "tanked to the gills" on Xanax, managed to finally concede the Democratic Presidential Nomination to Illinois Senator Barack...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Suspends Campaign With A Nod To Lou Costello

Hillary Clinton Suspends Campaign With A Nod To Lou Costello

(Washington, D.C.) Senator Hillary Clinton, who will tell anyone who will listen and even those who won't that she won the popular primary vote, confirmed she will suspend her campaign for President Saturday, "but I didn'...

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Funny story: McCain Considers Martin Sheen for V.P. Slot

McCain Considers Martin Sheen for V.P. Slot

(Geezer, AZ) - The John McCain campaign today released the initial list of Vice Presidential candidates they are considering, and along with the usual suspects you might expect came a few names you might not, including actor Martin Sheen (The...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton's Grass Roots Campaign Falls off the Turnip Truck

Bill Clinton's Grass Roots Campaign Falls off the Turnip Truck

While traveling in order to promote his wife's presidential campaign this past weekend, former President, Bill Clinton made his way back to his home town of Hope, Arkansas. As it turned out, the former President arrived on the day that some of his old friends had come back to Hope for the annual Turnip Green Cook off.

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Funny story: Dems Quietly Whisper 'Obama' to Hillary

Dems Quietly Whisper 'Obama' to Hillary

Despite the widespread belief that she has lost the Democratic nomination for president, Hillary Rodham Clinton vowed to press on, planting her personal flag - an eagle poised above two crossed dead interns on a field of blue - and confirming...

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Funny story: Environmentally friendly ballots will disappear within four days of use

Environmentally friendly ballots will disappear within four days of use

Researchers at the Iowa University of Science and Corn are working to develop environmentally friendly ballots, which can literally disappear within four days of use, and expect them to be available in time for the November presidential elections.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Quits

Ron Paul Quits

Ron Paul, the Republican presidential candidate, announced today that he's withdrawing from the race. The announcement sparked a blizzard of news coverage far greater than any coverage of Paul's campaign efforts. Paul denied that he will run...

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Funny story: Oil Prices Set To Rise Again As Coalition Forces Turn Down Iraqi Oil Production Once More

Oil Prices Set To Rise Again As Coalition Forces Turn Down Iraqi Oil Production Once More

"Why the hell did we go there if it wasn't for the oil and to make it cheaper for us to fill our cars?" demanded the once happy Bush supporter at the Rudi Giuliani presidential campaign meeting. It was an outcry that most were thinking but none were saying...

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Funny story: Hillary's Hidden Motives Behind Her Presidential Campaign

Hillary's Hidden Motives Behind Her Presidential Campaign

Hillary's presidential ambitions could very well be a plot. Our investigative reporters have interviewed Haif D'Afairre, close confidante of the presidential candidate:...

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Funny story: Senator Barack Obama's Waltersloo

Senator Barack Obama's Waltersloo

Just before Iowa's, January 3rd Caucus and the January 8th New Hampshire Primary, part of an interview transcript between ABC Television's Barbara Walters and Senator Barack Obama has surfaced. Its authenticity can't be verified and neither ABC nor the Obama Presidential campaign is commenting, if or when the interview took place. Anonymous sources in the Clinton camp say the intervi...

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Funny story: Writers Strike Cripples Presidential Campaigns

Writers Strike Cripples Presidential Campaigns

As writers began walking the picket line on Monday, most of the news coverage was focused on Hollywood. But few immediately realized the devastating effect this strike would have on another area of American interest, Presidential politics.

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton Promises Health Care for All, Insects Included

Hillary Clinton Promises Health Care for All, Insects Included

The former first lady has created quite a buzz in the insect world, reports Freddie the Fly, shown here in his new prescription sunglasses provided by the Clinton campaign.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Is The Greatest Candidate Evar!!!11!!eleventyone!!!

Ron Paul Is The Greatest Candidate Evar!!!11!!eleventyone!!!

DAYTON, OH (AP Newsliar) -- This "The Spoof" reporter would like to publicly proclaim that Ron Paul is the greatest candidate who ever lived. Even better than Ronald Reagan. Way, way better than those hacks Romney and Giuliani.

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Funny story: Fred Dalton Thompson Gives Mount Rushmore a Makeover

Fred Dalton Thompson Gives Mount Rushmore a Makeover

The granite sculptures of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore in South Dakota will soon have company.

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Funny story: Ron Paul Supporter Hospitalized After 36 Hour Web-Posting Marathon

Ron Paul Supporter Hospitalized After 36 Hour Web-Posting Marathon

AUSTIN, TX (AP Newsliar) -- A Ron Paul supporter collapsed from exhaustion after spending 36 hours straight on the Internet, posting pro-Paul comments on various blogs, repeatedly viewing videos to pad the stats of the Ron Paul YouTube channel, and s...

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Funny story: Fred Dalton Thompson Appears at Iowa State Fair

Fred Dalton Thompson Appears at Iowa State Fair

Supporters were hoping he was there to formally announce his candidacy for presidency. No such luck.

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