"We're going to have a system where the middle classes are discouraged from breeding because it's jolly expensive. But for those on benefits there is every incentive. Well that's not very sensible", said Mr. Flight, who didn't get time to 'withdraw' his statement. Jolly good show Mr. Flight. I say old chap - you've just confirmed the thoughts of many folk. Politicians are idiots and THEY sho...
The polenta may play a key role in determining the gestation period of humans and other mammals. New research links growth rates of mammals inside the womb to the structure of the polenta and the way it connects mother and baby. Our science and...
More than half of new mothers said they felt under pressure to bounce back to their pre-baby weight 'overnight' after seeing celeb mums looking camera-ready shortly after having a baby, a survey found. Model Heidi Glum, 37, was back on the catwalk...
Mariah Carey must have been booked for the George Lopez Show months in advance, so much so that a cancellation breach of that particular appearance contract must have been too expensive to bear. The husky Carey waddled on stage to fill up the guest...
He was dubbed Britain's worst father after successfully inserting his penis into seven separate fat lasses with low self esteem and ejaculating, which resulted in seven more mouths to feed and drain the national purse. He then found an eighth will...
Sources from close to those in the know, who may or may not be directly involved with Her Majesty's Prison Service (but probably not) today issued a vehement rebuff to suggestions from certain commentators that former Wham! star George Michael has fa...
Mancunian psychic-health care worker Daphne Moon went on national TV and broke the shocking news: "I'm 'avin Dr. Crane's baby". Delighted reporters yelled "Cheers", congratulating a skulking Dr.Niles Crane only to discover they had the wrong Dr...
A population based study has shown that women who miscarry stand a better chance of having a baby if they have sex the next day. Miscarriage can be a traumatic time for many women, who feel that they have lost a child, but researchers confirmed th...
A prisoner at HMP Holloway is sueing the Prison Service after giving birth to triplets on her own in her cell. She allegedly pressed her call button to ask for help just after midnight on Wednesday, but the night warder told her she would have to...
Yep, Billy Bob is intentionally pregnant and happy eating pickles and ice cream. When asked whom the father/mother was Thornton stated, "I've been married five times and it don't work for me. I'm on my own on this one". In actuality, an army of...
Scientists say they have come up with a vaginal gel that will prevent aids and even pregnancy 100%. "If people will use this gel, it is a big breakthrough", Doctor Alicia Huckaby. "It works in all our tests but it does have a few drawbacks." Fi...
Lisa Snowdon is whinnying that she has left it too late to have kids. The 39-year-old model and radio presenter admits she is part of the growing trend of SAS daters - shaggable, attractive and succsexful women with everything but a fella. 'I w...
Pregnant women could -- and probably should -- get 10 times more sex than experts currently recommend, according to a new study. Current guidelines for daily sex during pregnancy range from once per week to no sex at all, the amount usually associ...
Following the release of the latest annual increase in pre-teen and teenage pregnancies, Les Byon, spokeswoman for the Teenage Pregnancy Reduction Unit blamed Gordon Brown for the increase. "It's his fault.", Ms Byon said, "He got them pregnant.
10-year old Luce Knickers has today announced that she is suing the Government over their refusal to allow her IVF treatment. Ms Knickers said,"it is terribly unfair and discriminatory. All my friends have babies and council houses and I have bee...
Attention ladies of Utah: Do NOT have babies in your beloved state unless you want to possibly go to jail. Move to a surrounding state since any miscarriage in Utah will soon be illegal. No sane woman wants a miscarriage, so now if (God forbid) o...
A school board has come under attack by the religious organization, Christians Against Sex, CAS, for its approach to dealing with the high rate of pregnancies in the district. In their board meeting of February 15th 2010 it was noted that 20 stu...
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