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Funny story: Study: Pregnant women should get more sex

Study: Pregnant women should get more sex

Pregnant women could -- and probably should -- get 10 times more sex than experts currently recommend, according to a new study. Current guidelines for daily sex during pregnancy range from once per week to no sex at all, the amount usually associ...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown makes pre-teen pregnant

Gordon Brown makes pre-teen pregnant

Following the release of the latest annual increase in pre-teen and teenage pregnancies, Les Byon, spokeswoman for the Teenage Pregnancy Reduction Unit blamed Gordon Brown for the increase. "It's his fault.", Ms Byon said, "He got them pregnant.

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Funny story: 10-year old sues government for IVF refusal

10-year old sues government for IVF refusal

10-year old Luce Knickers has today announced that she is suing the Government over their refusal to allow her IVF treatment. Ms Knickers said,"it is terribly unfair and discriminatory. All my friends have babies and council houses and I have bee...

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Funny story: Pregnancy Almost Illegal in Utah

Pregnancy Almost Illegal in Utah

Attention ladies of Utah: Do NOT have babies in your beloved state unless you want to possibly go to jail. Move to a surrounding state since any miscarriage in Utah will soon be illegal. No sane woman wants a miscarriage, so now if (God forbid) o...

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Funny story: School Board Tackles Teen Pregnancy Issue

School Board Tackles Teen Pregnancy Issue

A school board has come under attack by the religious organization, Christians Against Sex, CAS, for its approach to dealing with the high rate of pregnancies in the district. In their board meeting of February 15th 2010 it was noted that 20 stu...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Denies That She's Pregnant...Again?

Miley Cyrus Denies That She's Pregnant...Again?

Once again pregnant Miley Cyrus has denied that she is pregnant. "Every time someone sees me with a new guy, this same s*it happens. I have the life I want right now and I am not pregnant." Miley is no Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan either, she...

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Funny story: South Korea tells its people, "to make babies," sex-mad sex tourists have promised to help!

South Korea tells its people, "to make babies," sex-mad sex tourists have promised to help!

The news spread like wild fire after South Korea ordered it's people to "Make Babies!" Sex-mad tourists visiting Bangkok, Ibiza, Poland, Las Vegas, and Bognor Regis are applying for entry visas to help the South Koreans "do it!" The reason for...

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Funny story: Parenthood Organisation Closes It's Doors

Parenthood Organisation Closes It's Doors

Predicted Pregnancy, a low or no-cost organization mostly utilized by teens to avoid unwanted pregnancies has closed. A spokesperson for the organization that wished not to be identified said Senator Orrin Hatch from Utah who has often said he wou...

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Funny story: Katy Perry Denies Pregnancy

Katy Perry Denies Pregnancy

Following the recent media storm about the couple's whirlwind romance, reports of Katy Perry's pregnancy were vehemently denied by both Perry and new beau, Russell Brand. Though she can be seen with the hint of a bulge just above the belt line, ac...

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Funny story: Sam Taylor-Wood Pregnant With Boy Toy's Baby Boy

Sam Taylor-Wood Pregnant With Boy Toy's Baby Boy

LONDON - Noted motion picture director Sam Taylor Wood has just announced that she is pregnant with her boy toy Aaron Johnson's baby. The 42-year-old Taylor-Wood who looks like she could be Heather Mills twin sister said that she is looking forwar...

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Funny story: Good news: Sir Elton not ill but pregnant

Good news: Sir Elton not ill but pregnant

Sir Elton John, aged 62, is pregnant with his first child. Said a spokesperson for the singer: "Vow! This is super great! Elton and his husband, David Furnish, are over the moon. This is a dream come true for both of them." It is understood tha...

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Funny story: Abortionists discover "Flickering Babies"

Abortionists discover "Flickering Babies"

Stovington, Vermont - Abortionists in America have discovered that babies are magical creatures that flicker into and out of existence, depending on legislator's laws or women's whims. This shocking, but true report comes from the examination of...

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Funny story: Chloe Madely Not Pregnant

Chloe Madely Not Pregnant

Chloe, the 22-year-old daughter of Richard & Judy has been sentenced to a 22-month disqualification for drunk driving. Ms Madely's team of barristers entered a plea in mitigation that she had only committed the offence because of an unexpected...

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Funny story: Mel Gibson Directs Knives at Pregnant Girlfriend

Mel Gibson Directs Knives at Pregnant Girlfriend

Traditionalist Catholic Mel Gibson insisted that his hands be the hands that drove the nails into the crucified actor playing Jesus in The Passion of the Christ. This same devout religious believer abandoned his wife of thirty years who is also the m...

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Funny story: Boy Spends 9 months trapped inside Woman

Boy Spends 9 months trapped inside Woman

A baby boy wasted 9 precious months of his life trapped within the belly of his mother, a court was told. The child - who cannot be named for legal reasons - was trapped during all that time and only fed from nutrients he scrounged from the mother...

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Funny story: Belgian Girl with Face Tattooed Now Pregnant

Belgian Girl with Face Tattooed Now Pregnant

A Belgian teen girl who went to a tattoo parlour to have 3 little stars tattooed near her left eye and woke up with 56 stars tattooed on her face is now reported to be pregnant. The girl said she gave a boy in a club permission to kiss her three t...

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Funny story: Teen Pregnancy Video Shocker A Success

Teen Pregnancy Video Shocker A Success

A graphic teen pregnancy video produced by an NHS trust and showing a young girl giving birth has been seen nearly 1.5 million times on the internet. The hard-hitting video was produced by Leicester City Teenage Pregnancy and Parenthood partnershi...

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