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Funny story: Know-It-All Teenager Informs Friends Sex Is When The Man Jizzes On The Woman's Tits

Know-It-All Teenager Informs Friends Sex Is When The Man Jizzes On The Woman's Tits

PALO ALTO--In the age of the internet, few things get by the average wise-ass teenager, especially not the secrets of sex and reproduction. So when local 14-year-old Daniel Weatherby correctly guessed his mother's site blocker password to be her cat...

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Funny story: Ron Jeremy to Star in New George Mucous Movie, Coronal Mass Ejection

Ron Jeremy to Star in New George Mucous Movie, Coronal Mass Ejection

Riding hard on the publicity surrounding a supposed life ending blast of plasma-like material from the sun, adult film producer George Mucous has signed film legend, Ron Jeremy to star in his new space fantasy film, "Coronal Mass Ejection". Jeremy...

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Funny story: Coming and Going? - L.A. Porn Merchants Prepare To Withdraw Troops If Local Condom Occupy Plan Officially Takes Hold Of Their Collective You Know Whats

Coming and Going? - L.A. Porn Merchants Prepare To Withdraw Troops If Local Condom Occupy Plan Officially Takes Hold Of Their Collective You Know Whats

LOS ANGELES - Fearing that a firmer than usual enforcement of any existing thought to be already too rigid laws requiring the constant use of condoms on all Los Angeles-based adult film sets might seriously penetrate what they've come to expect as th...

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Funny story: Support wanes in US Congress for anti-piracy SOPA/PIPA bill

Support wanes in US Congress for anti-piracy SOPA/PIPA bill

Eight US lawmakers have withdrawn their support for anti-piracy laws, after "blackout" protests on thousands of internet porn sites. Two of the bill's co-sponsors, Mario Mario from Florida and Billy Blunt from Missouri, are among those backing awa...

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Funny story: Airport Administrators That Implemented Nude X-Ray Machine Actually Porn Addicts

Airport Administrators That Implemented Nude X-Ray Machine Actually Porn Addicts

In the wake of the news that airports across the country will now be using machines that take nude photographs of passengers, x rays of a person's insides, and body cavity searches that are video taped, it has now been discovered that the administrat...

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Funny story: Study shows the things that people are thankful for is markedly different across gender lines

Study shows the things that people are thankful for is markedly different across gender lines

HARFOLD, Vt.--In a study released today by Harfold State College, researchers found that the things for which college students are thankful this holiday season depend greatly on gender. Of all women interviewed, 72.3% are thankful for their famil...

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Funny story: Facebook uses high-tech to solve porn spammer case: they read statuses

Facebook uses high-tech to solve porn spammer case: they read statuses

HARFOLD, Vt.--Facebook released a statement saying that they were able to identify the spammer who flooded Facebook's newsfeed with pornographic and disturbing images. Harfold resident Cyril Lewis is currently in custody at Harfold County Jail. Fa...

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Funny story: Facebook users disappointed not to find porn in their news feeds

Facebook users disappointed not to find porn in their news feeds

Cyberspace was rocked last night after revelations that social media website, Facebook, had been targeted by hackers in a spam porn attack. It seems a number of users were duped into pasting malicious Javascript code into their profiles that resu...

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Funny story: Porno infiltrators attack Facebook and they didn't even peep!

Porno infiltrators attack Facebook and they didn't even peep!

Facebook, the friendly chat and contact internet service have been attacked by cyber porno infiltrators attempting to get their rather naughty messages across (the crutch mainly). The owners of Facebook were appalled at this vile attack of lovely...

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Funny story: Rushdie wins Facebook fight, believed to have then flooded FB with porn, violent images

Rushdie wins Facebook fight, believed to have then flooded FB with porn, violent images

PALO ALTO, Calif.--Ahmed "Salman" Rushdie fought the good fight and won. Then, it's believed, he made them pay. Rushdie had argued with Facebook that he should be allowed to use his middle name, Salman, because it was the name by which he was know...

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Funny story: Shocking Survey Result - Most People Use The Internet To Access Porn

Shocking Survey Result - Most People Use The Internet To Access Porn

As shocking as it may be, exhaustive survey results have revealed that the vast majority of internet users only use the facility to access internet pornography. It appears that in this enlightened day and age, the casual observer would rather watch s...

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Funny story: Professor says "oh no" to online onanism

Professor says "oh no" to online onanism

Recently there has been a lot of controversy relating to the modern world's effects on the developing brain. However, one area in particular has been overlooked, until now. Professor Susan Fallowfield notes "My previous work has shown that the poo...

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Funny story: Buffalo Bill Ryan Fitzpatrick is not Exceeding Expectations in Bed, Lover Says

Buffalo Bill Ryan Fitzpatrick is not Exceeding Expectations in Bed, Lover Says

Ryan Fitzpatrick has recently come under attack by a mysterious voice recording. His troubles started this week when a weird pornographic tape was distributed by Fitzpatrick's lover, who wishes to be referred to as the "Lover." In the tape, it's a...

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Funny story: Pippa Middleton Still Stalling Over $5 Million Adult Movie Offer

Pippa Middleton Still Stalling Over $5 Million Adult Movie Offer

Sources close to Pippa Middleton revealed today that the wondrously rumped one still hasn't responded to an offer of $5 Million from an adult movie producer to appear in a walk-on part in an XXX rated movie. The Hollywood based producer, who spott...

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Funny story: Bearded Man Spills Breakfast but Finds Car Keys

Bearded Man Spills Breakfast but Finds Car Keys

Horace Felchman, reformed Amish farmer turned general handy man was attempting to eat his breakfast at the Daisy Diner this morning only to have dropped a fork full of pancakes and pork sausage into his ample beard. Reaching in through the twisted f...

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Funny story: Misunderstanding about porn industry shutdown leads to major drunken sprees and hangovers

Misunderstanding about porn industry shutdown leads to major drunken sprees and hangovers

HARFOLD, Vermont--Upon hearing the news that an HIV-positive adult film performer has shut down the production of pornographic films in California, several male residents in Harfold State College's Looner Hall (otherwise known as "Geek Dorm") plunged...

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Funny story: Naked rambler detention to slash Jacqui Smith porn costs

Naked rambler detention to slash Jacqui Smith porn costs

Imprisoned naked rambler, Steven Gough, is set to slash the adult entertainment costs associated with the Jacqui Smith household after being scheduled for several appearances at her home whilst on day release for his re-integration back into society,...

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