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Funny story: Pope commissions "Saint Finding Drones"

Pope commissions "Saint Finding Drones"

One of the Popes has commissioned spotter drones with "Saint scanners" in their warhead compartments. One of their first tasks will be to gain Divine evidence for the fast track Canonisation of Nelson Mandela. "This would be a real coup", a resear...

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Funny story: Pope Francis's Superficial Christlikeness is Miraculous, Observers Say

Pope Francis's Superficial Christlikeness is Miraculous, Observers Say

Dateline: VATICAN-Experts agree that Pope Francis has made a concerted effort to change people's impression of the Catholic Church, by adopting a less ostentatious style of public relations, leading non-Christians and Christians alike to be aston...

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Funny story: Pope-A-Dope Part 3: At Which Point You Know Who (Just For The Heaven And You Know Where Of It) Does What He Can To Further Prove That 1+2<3

Pope-A-Dope Part 3: At Which Point You Know Who (Just For The Heaven And You Know Where Of It) Does What He Can To Further Prove That 1+2<3

VATICAN CITY - And so, to sum things up. "Wait! No…..huh?" Oh yeah. In other words, more or less, recklessly composed for just such an occasion, here's an otherwise additional supply from Pope Francis, as unleashed recently via his first offi...

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Funny story: Pope-A-Dope Part 2: Pope Francis Deals Up Even More Of The Before And/Or Anything Still Left Over From The Here To More Or Less Thereafter

Pope-A-Dope Part 2: Pope Francis Deals Up Even More Of The Before And/Or Anything Still Left Over From The Here To More Or Less Thereafter

VATICAN CITY - Okay, so where was I? Oh yeah, Pope Francis' new and improved document of the moment, Evangelii Gaudium, (The Boy Oh Boy Joy of the Gospel). In other words, that's right, number 2 on his go-to hit list of officially sanctioned...

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Funny story: Capitalists offer Pope executive positions with pipeline companies plus mansion with female services

Capitalists offer Pope executive positions with pipeline companies plus mansion with female services

Spokespersons for both sides in the recent conflict generated by the Pope have rushed forward with hands outstretched and wide smiles. According to his spokespersons, the Pope is considering how to respond to recent offers from global financiers i...

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Funny story: Pope-A-Dope Part 1: Pope Francis Deals It Up From The Bottom Of His Own Private What The Heck

Pope-A-Dope Part 1: Pope Francis Deals It Up From The Bottom Of His Own Private What The Heck

VATICAN CITY - Pope Francis unleashed his how you like me now mission statement for his (so far anyway) perpetually perplexing papacy Tuesday. During which he attempted to explain - via a variety of highly suspicious words otherwise recklessly distr...

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Funny story: Pope enters reality TV biz, premiering "Fish on Friday"

Pope enters reality TV biz, premiering "Fish on Friday"

The Vatican - Faced with rising legal costs and shrinking contributions, the Catholic Church is jumping into the lucrative reality TV segment with an unscripted show that features the Son of God. "Our initial offering will be a how-to reality-ba...

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Funny story: Pope's Plane Shot Down!

Pope's Plane Shot Down!

The Pope's plane is reported to have been shot down over Kabul as it prepared to land. There were no survivors of the missile attack. Ex-British Prime Minister Tony Blair was a guest on board after receiving his Papal Knighthood just the day befo...

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Funny story: Vatican admits to bugging World Leaders' Phones

Vatican admits to bugging World Leaders' Phones

Pope Francis has admitted that his evenings are spent mostly listening in to the conversations of World Leaders. It appears that it's not just the Americans who delight in invading the privacy of sovereign states. The Vatican have acknowledged tha...

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Funny story: Pope Likes Gay Men Better Than Women

Pope Likes Gay Men Better Than Women

Pope Francis shocked reporters on Monday when he stated that he was "comfortable" with gay men as priests, but was quick to point out that this largesse did not extend to ordaining women to the priesthood. "Gay men may be flawed in the eyes of God, b...

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Funny story: The Vatican Asks The New Orleans Saints To Change Their Name

The Vatican Asks The New Orleans Saints To Change Their Name

BOSTON - Word coming out of the Vatican is that the Catholic Church has requested that the NFL New Orleans Saints change their name. Vatican Spokesperson Polo Pizarro, 83, said that due to the recent cheating scandals involving several players as...

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Funny story: Pope's remarks panic Purgatory

Pope's remarks panic Purgatory

Vatican City -- An offer by Pope Francis to reduce Purgatory time for Catholics who embrace the "miracle of social media" has led to a massive and sudden selloff of real estate in Purgatory. As a result, prices for Purgatory condos have been slas...

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Funny story: Vatican Official Claims to Have Exorcised 160K Demons: Demons File Class Action Suit

Vatican Official Claims to Have Exorcised 160K Demons: Demons File Class Action Suit

Fr. Gabriel Amorth, The Head of International Association of Exorcists which is a Vatican sanctioned organization has recently made the claim that he has rid the world of 160,000 demons and sent them back to Hell. Fr. Amorth was one of the exorcists...

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Funny story: Pope Francis Proclaims That Atheists Are Infallible

Pope Francis Proclaims That Atheists Are Infallible

ROME--Pope Francis, after astounding everyone last week by announcing that even atheists can be redeemed, went a step further today and proclaimed that all atheists are infallible. Pope Francis elaborated: "The Church has misled all of us, all of u...

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Funny story: Celtics Sign Pope Francis as New Point Guard

Celtics Sign Pope Francis as New Point Guard

VATICAN CITY- In a shameless move to win a papal dispensation, the Boston Celtics signed Pope Francis as a replacement for Kevin Garnett. The Celtics don't expect the Pope, who will wear Number One, to walk on water, but they do expect him to perf...

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Funny story: Benedict Excommunicates Pope Francis

Benedict Excommunicates Pope Francis

Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI has announced from the balcony of Castel Gandolfo the excommunication of Pope Francis. The announcement occurred on Holy Saturday and it was followed by the mandate that the newly-installed Pontiff vacate the Vatican S...

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Argentinian Pope gives the island to the Argentines

Isle of Wight News - Argentinian Pope gives the island to the Argentines

In a move that is is sure to anger somebody, the new Pope, Pope Francis the something or other, has been approached by the Argentinian government who have requested that the Falkland islands are given to Argentina. Sadly, Frank's knowledge of geog...

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