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Funny story: Susan Boyle To Perform For Pope When He Arrives In Britain

Susan Boyle To Perform For Pope When He Arrives In Britain

The British singing sensation Susan Boyle said Wednesday she feels humbled and honored and "a little bit nerkus" by the opportunity to sing for Pope Benedict XVI during his tour of Britain. The highly unlikely pop star who shot to global fame afte...

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Funny story: Obama tells Cameron: "Shhhhh! They're gonna bust da Pope!"

Obama tells Cameron: "Shhhhh! They're gonna bust da Pope!"

Washington AC/DC - (Papal Bullshit News): Three hours of blah, blah, Cheryl Cole/Osama's timeshare/BP/Lady Gaga/Mahmoud Ahmadinejad/Raoul Moat/Andy Roddick's penis extension... and it's curtains for Papa Ratzi, baby! That's the upshot of the Obama...

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Funny story: Nick Griffin Ratzinger prepares to meet his Mom at Buckingham Palace garden party!

Nick Griffin Ratzinger prepares to meet his Mom at Buckingham Palace garden party!

London - (Blackshirt News): It's the greatest day of his pathetic fascist life. The BNP's poster boy for unbridled corruption is preparing to meet birth mom Queen Elizabeth at a Buckingham Palace garden party on Thursday. At 2pm tomorrow Grif...

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Funny story: Police Conduct Blitzkrieg against Catholic Church in Belgium, Pope Outraged

Police Conduct Blitzkrieg against Catholic Church in Belgium, Pope Outraged

Several raids were carried out last Thursday by Belgian police seeking to gather evidence as part of their investigation into allegations of priestly sexual abuse. Documents and computers were confiscated, bishops were held for questioning, and even...

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Funny story: Catholic Church Endorses The Blues Brothers!

Catholic Church Endorses The Blues Brothers!

Pope Benedict XVI has approved the movie, "The Blues Brothers" and recommended it to all Catholics, following a thirty-year study. The Pope himself made the announcement this morning and proceeded to do a moonwalk during Aretha's "Think About It"...

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Funny story: Pope Benedict XVI Has The Hots For Susan Boyle!

Pope Benedict XVI Has The Hots For Susan Boyle!

The Pope has used the divine cell phone to call upon angel voiced Susan Boyle to perform for him when he visits in September. The Pope has a crush on the velvet tones of the 49-year-old star and has invited her to sing as part of a public mass in...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle to sing 'Ain't Nothin But A Hound Dog' for her child support dodging father

Susan Boyle to sing 'Ain't Nothin But A Hound Dog' for her child support dodging father

Edinburgh - (Holy Cow!): The offspring of Queen Elizabeth and Pope Joe Ratzinger is still pissed at years of childhood deprivation caused by her absentee father's monumental stinginess. Redtop reports she would be singing 'Ave Maria' at an open ai...

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Funny story: Pope Seeks Final Solution In Bid To Purify Church

Pope Seeks Final Solution In Bid To Purify Church

Pope Benedict XVI has announced plans for a final solution in his bid to purify the Church. In a radical move, the Pope plans to gas all members of the clergy who are found guilty of being paedophiles. "Zis ist der final solution, ja? But it worke...

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Funny story: Pope's Portugal trip 'to look for Maddie'

Pope's Portugal trip 'to look for Maddie'

Algarve - (Praia Da Iluzion): The four day stay will see Pope Benedick re-enact the tumultuous welcome the McCanns received at St Peter's in Rome in 2007. Prayers at the Our Lady of Fatima shrine will continue to beseech for church secrecy in all...

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Funny story: CBS News Katie Couric, Pope Benedict XVI Apologize For language On Live TV

CBS News Katie Couric, Pope Benedict XVI Apologize For language On Live TV

The Columbia Broadcasting Company has issued an apology that was read by anchor woman, Katie Couric Tuesday concerning her recent interview with the Pope. Although they were in two different countries, the interview was live and was supposed to b...

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Funny story: Pope Joins Mile High Club on Virgin Airline Flight to Nirvana

Pope Joins Mile High Club on Virgin Airline Flight to Nirvana

In a matter of seconds the entire perception of the Vatican was changed when Pope Benedict did the unthinkable but also the most miraculous item a pontiff could embrace. In succumbing to the natural order of men and women the Pope met, married, and c...

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Funny story: Leaked Vatican Email Stuns Foreign Office

Leaked Vatican Email Stuns Foreign Office

A leaked Vatican email has left Foreign Office officials incensed after suggesting that the Pope should flip his second home whilst on a visit to Britain, the Daily Torygraph revealed today. Called "The Ideal Visit", the document was believed to b...

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Funny story: The Pope should "take the shame"

The Pope should "take the shame"

Young people in the UK have many disarming phrases meant as put downs and to which there is no answer. One favourite is "take the shame!" You acted like a numpty, a div, a tool are some of the kindest definitions of this phrase. Perhaps "what a tr...

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Funny story: Pope's itinerary to the UK marred by bad grammar

Pope's itinerary to the UK marred by bad grammar

Pope Benedict XVI's visit to the UK has resulted in Scotland being beatified due to a grammatical error. The original itinerary stated that: "..the Pope would take in Birmingham as part of the planned beatification of Cardinal John Newman and Scot...

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Funny story: The Pope Get's The Joke. He's A Right Laugh Really.

The Pope Get's The Joke. He's A Right Laugh Really.

The civil service can relax. An official delegation from The Vatican arrived in London today in a black Limo with tinted windows. The vehicle contained some chappies from Italia, in dark suits and ray-bans. Who looked a bit intimidating. It's unde...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle to sing "Flower of Scotland" for the Pope

Susan Boyle to sing "Flower of Scotland" for the Pope

If he can escape the damning evidence of unacceptable behaviour by his underlings in the Church, Pope Benedict will visit Glasgow, Scotland in September. One of the highlights of his visit will be a performance, in front of 150,000 by the Scottish...

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Funny story: Pope Slams Foreign Office

Pope Slams Foreign Office

Pope Benedict XVI has attacked the Foreign Office as an "outdated institution, with ideas belonging to the middle ages". The news comes ahead of the Pope's visit to the UK, where he will promote his own brand of condoms. 'Vatican Gold' are advertised...

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