In a bid to end the shortage of integrity within the Political arena, politicians and spin doctors are now going to be forced to speak through sieves, so that not all of their lies are spread to the public.
Now, all I know is what I read in the newspapers. Normally, I brag about reading all I know from the Internet, however, lately, I have been feeling robbed by only dealing with the online world. So, I ordered up a subscription of a NEWSPAPER, how old school of me, huh…? So here it is, in the flesh: In a rare public appearance. The newspaper.
(Washington) - Doctors and psychiatrists at Walter Reed Medical Center have examined all 435 members of the U.S. House of Representatives, all 100 Senators, and the President of the United States and have diagnosed every one of them as having severe...
Why is bicycle-riding limited to male politicians in Britain? Why don't female politicians arrive at work using something less conventional than the bus, a taxi or the train?...
Washington, D.C. - Fearful that he would be discovered he had to supplement his government employee income by working a second job at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International airport, Senator Craig took his shoeshine man business into the bathroom stal...
The Prime Ministers eyebrow will be removed by Downing Street's in house barbers tomorrow after it was complained about that it was too revolting to be shown on television.
Altamont, NY (Times Union Staff Writer) - According to locals here, the only thing sweeter than the upcoming apple harvest and eventual cider-drinking could be the legal showdown currently brewing in the Albany County Supreme Court.
Washington, D.C. - Sen. Clinton announced a new campaign fundraising effort based on an 746-word article in a fashion column of the Washington Post about her cleavage, drawing further controversy on the matter that she being hypocritical by exploitin...
Washington, USA (IP UP WE ALL P) - In a scene reminiscent of the underlying theme in the story, "The Emperor Wears No Clothes" a child has observed what appears to be clear monofilament strings rising from the back of the president and most...
Washington, D.C. - Calling it yet another example of the extent of the control of the media by liberals, former Virginia Gov. and Republican Jim Gilmore announced he is no longer seeking the nomination of his party for the 2008 Presidential candidacy...
Shanghai, China - The Peoples Republic of China has made it official, announcing Al Gore's 'Live Earth' show would be telecasted to over two billion Chinese, making it the most watched TV, radio and internet show ever in the entire histor...
Washington, D.C. - The outspoken conservative columnist, Ann Coulter, was unexpectedly rushed to the hospital early this morning when she woke up to find her foot was still stuck in her mouth and could not remove it. She was discovered in her bed thi...
Here's the latest bit of news from the news that's pretty late...the G8 politicians(not to be mistaken for the gay eight politicians), including George Shush, Tony Bliar and Womanmohan Singh(the other half of Sonia Gandhi) met at the Asian building of which we have no clue, but what we do...
A House of Commons security guard has told London's High Court that a Welsh Labour MP repeatedly swore at him when he asked to see his pass. Martin Sock, MP for Clwwywyeeyeyewyd South, allegedly told guard Christopher Cheese-and Ham-Sandwich to "...
A case pending in U.S. Federal Appeals Court marks the end of a six year battle between Hollywood's Screen Actors Guild (SAG) and all elected officials in the United States. The dispute, centered on the dramatic and comedic roles of US politician...
A recent study at Johns Hopkins University showed a distinct correlation between strong, decisive leaders and presidents who commit adultery.
Entered into this day, an agreement between politicians such that they covenant with each other a common ancestry of boredom. Per Kierkegaard, God was bored and created Adam. They were bored together, and next came Eve, Cain, Able, Politics and the rest of the neigh-bore-hood?...
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