After many months of debate the UN has finally announced that it is acceptable to be openly antisemitic, but at the cost of being openly anti-Zionist. A poll showed the majority of voters were in favour of sacrificing the ability to insult Israel...
After several thousand years of mayhem, soul snatching, temptation, morality compromising, lust induction, and being the supreme causative factor in moving people to lie, cheat, rape, steal, and murder, Satan has decided to call it quits. Satan, a...
Religious leaders, politicians, representatives of the mental health field, and candidates for suicide across the U.S. gathered this week to discuss the finer points, and techniques of suicide at a convention held in Detroit, Michigan. Those at t...
Ever want to call someone stupid, but want to do it in a way that is politically correct? Here are some great suggestions... * A few clowns short of a circus * A few fries short of a Happy Meal * An experiment in artificial stupidity * A few beers short of a six pack * Dumber than a box of hair * A few peas short of a casserole * Doesn't...
After many months of speculation about his increasingly fragile mental state, last night Political Correctness finally snapped and had to be detained under the Mental Health Act. Passers-by in London's Piccadilly Circus were alerted to the errati...
He does not have a beer gut - He has developed a liquid grain storage facility He is not a bad dancer - He is overly Caucasian. He does not get lost all the time - He investigates alternative destinations. He is not balding - He is in follicle regression. He does not act like a total ass - He develops a case of rectal-cranial inversion. It's not his crack you see hanging out of hi...
She is not a babe or a chick - She is a breasted American. She is not easy - She is horizontally accessible. She is not a dumb blonde - She is a light-haired detour off the information superhighway. She has not been around - She is a previously-enjoyed companion. She does not nag you - She becomes verbally repetitive. She is not a two-bit hooker - She is a low cost provider.
Following the comments made on an old video made by Prince Harry, while serving in the British Army as a cadet Officer at Sandhurst, the word 'Chocolate' is now considered to be TOO offensive by the European Union. Do-gooders in Brussels have said; "...
The BBC is to replace a doll based on the Slutsy Mutsy character from the Topsy-Turvey TV show 'Up yer Garden Path' following complaints it is too light-skinned, or as one irate West Indian caller aptly phrased it: 'Jest too Honky'. A BBC Openwid...
London, The Burglar's Bar, Pint Number Nine - A TV insider this evening confided to this reporter over a few beverages that racist 70's Brit-Sit-Com 'Love Thy Neighbour' is to be remade. The much maligned 70's show featured Jack Smethurst and Kate...
Washington, D.C. - For decades the day after Thanksgiving has been the single busiest shopping day in the United States. Stores offer huge discounts on the "hottest items" and lines begin forming before the turkey gets carved. For decades this day ha...
The Daily Telegraph has reported that British councils have banned the use of Latin phrases from English on the ground that "not everyone learned Latin at school". The PC decision is supposedly aimed at helping People For Whom English Is Not Their Fi...
Over-paid TV bosses have finally listened to the public and have agreed to bring back "titty humour'. In a bid to boost the ratings of flagging TV programmes the ludicrous 'political correctness' ban has now been lifted. 'TV Dross' Pitiful 'rea...
Figures from the Joint Examiners for Learning Qualifications (JELQ) show 110.2% of entries in England, Wales and Northern Ireland passed, up from 109.9%. This means that 10% more students passed their exams than actually took them, a triumph for o...
Following on from their recent announcement about Cheese Puffs, The Political Correctness Brigade have another target in their sights - Lucozade Sport.
The popular kiddies' packaged snack, Cheesey Puffs, have today come under attack from the Politically Correct brigade.
The Department for Employing Consultants and Moneywasting (DECM), which was a part of DTi before it became BEHR, has announced a new initiative to help some senior manager, otherwise pre-occupied with filling in his holiday requisition sheet, to gain...
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