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Funny story: African in mud hut in Pizza Hut name infringement

African in mud hut in Pizza Hut name infringement

Legal Action may be taken against a Kenyan man who lives in a mud hut because he has started his own business making pizzas in his hut and has erected a huge sign above his hut saying Pizza Hut. Parasayip Ole Koyati set up his business selling piz...

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Funny story: Goombah Brothers Arrested In Hayling Island Pizza Joint Incident

Goombah Brothers Arrested In Hayling Island Pizza Joint Incident

Police arrested a pair of Italian brothers at an incident in a Hayling Island Pizza shop in the early hours of this morning. The brothers, Guiseppe and Guillermo Goombah, who gave home addresses in the city of Palermo, on the island of Sicily were...

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Funny story: New Jersey Votes To Make Pizza The Official State Food

New Jersey Votes To Make Pizza The Official State Food

TRENTON - The New Jersey State Senate has just passed legislation by a 97-3 vote to make Pizza the state's official food. Prazzo Pagazzano a spokesperson for one of the state's leading pizza manufacturers, The Leaning Tower of Pizza Company, said...

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Funny story: Pizza Man Intimidated By Mafiosi

Pizza Man Intimidated By Mafiosi

Turkish UK Pizza entrepreneur and innovator Ali Bullo (Full English Breakfast Pizza, Sausage Mash And Beans Pizza) today claimed that the Fusilli mafia crime family from Sicily were demanding protection money and taxes from his UK fast food operation...

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Funny story: Pizza Delivery Guys' Union To Sue Adult Movie Industry

Pizza Delivery Guys' Union To Sue Adult Movie Industry

It has been revealed that The Global Pizza Delivery Guys' Union is to pursue a case through the courts claiming royalty payments from the adult movie industry internationally. A spokesman for the union told us: "There's pizza delivery guys in e...

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Funny story: Pizzas Of Eight!

Pizzas Of Eight!

A team of Archaeologists working on a dig on a remote Caribbean island which has remained uninhabited for decades has made the astounding discovery that the pirates who sailed the Spanish main, robbing, raping and pillaging in the 18th Century, exist...

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Funny story: Sarah Harding Is So Beautiful Because She Eats Pizza

Sarah Harding Is So Beautiful Because She Eats Pizza

She does it every day. After first checking if she's been spoofed by satirical websites (which is NOT going to happen, trust us) Girls Aloud singer Sarah Harding slips into a bikini and frolics in the crystal clear waters of the Caribbean, or the Ind...

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Funny story: At Last! - The Full English Breakfast Pizza!

At Last! - The Full English Breakfast Pizza!

Fantastic news emerging from the UK confirms that Turkish fast food tycoon Ali Bullo will be selling the very first Full English Breakfast Pizza from all of his outlets, starting tomorrow. Foodies, chefs, greasy-spoon proprietors and Italians have...

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Funny story: Fusilli Family Deny Mozzarella Racketeering

Fusilli Family Deny Mozzarella Racketeering

Don Fredo Fusilli, capo of the famous Fusilli Mozzarella and Meatball Corporation of Sicily flatly denied today that his organization had anything to do with quantities of cow's milk being found in products purporting to be 100% pure buffalo mozzarel...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Celebrates 28th Birthday

Britney Spears Celebrates 28th Birthday

Britney Spears celebrated her 28th birthday without drawing much attention. The former pop princess and pop-tart who was once the darling of the media and paparazzi has dropped out of the spotlight since her wild living and actions turned many peopl...

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Funny story: The "Peace of Pizza" saga!

The "Peace of Pizza" saga!

Recoiling global "Pizza Bakers" are shocked at the massive attention being given to them recently by the satirical press. From the deep, very dark, sinister minds of sleuth, spoof writers reaching the 4 corners of the planet "Pizza Bakers" are in the limelight and actually don't know how to handle their newly found fame! Once upon a time it was a toss, a Margherita, tuna fish Spezielle, etc,...

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Funny story: Don Luigi's Wins Nobel Pizza Prize

Don Luigi's Wins Nobel Pizza Prize

Don Luigi's, a Chicago Italian restaurant, has been awarded this year's Nobel Pizza Prize. The award goes to the pie that best rewards the palate and brings the greatest satisfaction to the stomach. Producing the biggest belch is not always a requi...

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Funny story: Napoli's Pizza baker, Bollacka O-Mama, wins "Nobelli Pizza Prize" on a Norwegian oil rig and pukes!

Napoli's Pizza baker, Bollacka O-Mama, wins "Nobelli Pizza Prize" on a Norwegian oil rig and pukes!

Napoli's most famous pizza baker, Bollacka O-Mama, has just won the world's most coveted and very prestigious "Nobelli Pizza Prize" on a Norwegian oil Rig middle in the North Sea! The prize was handed over by Exon's blond, buxom, pigtailed, Viking...

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Funny story: Tomatoes Linked To Pizza By Scientific Researchers

Tomatoes Linked To Pizza By Scientific Researchers

Scientists at UK research facility Porton Down today revealed that there is in inextricable link between pizza and tomatoes. Pizzas, a fast food staple in most developed countries, originated in the city of Naples (or Napoli) where Diego Maradonna...

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Funny story: John Schnatter's Face Made Into Fine Leather Handbag

John Schnatter's Face Made Into Fine Leather Handbag

ANCHORAGE, KY - Better Ingredients, Better Pizza... and now, it would seem Poppa's also Got a Brand New Bag. After years of intense artificial and natural tanning, John Schnatter, Poppa Johnny's Pizza founder and pitchman, decided to ditch his dam...

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Funny story: Britain's Got Talent - Create A Pizza Topping Comp Winner Announced

Britain's Got Talent - Create A Pizza Topping Comp Winner Announced

Mrs Charlene Scuttlebucket of Rishton, Lancashire, near Blackburn was today announced as the Jeronimo's Pizzas Create A BGT Topping Competition winner, fighting off entries from all over her council estate. Mrs Scuttlebucket plumped for a pizza to...

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Funny story: BGT's Jamie Pugh To Have Last Laugh In Pizzagate Affair

BGT's Jamie Pugh To Have Last Laugh In Pizzagate Affair

BGT's Jamie Pugh, appearing relaxed and happy spoke to us this morning about his sensational sacking from his part time job as a pizza delivery driver. Reports were circulating that Pugh had fallen into the pits of despair following the heartless mov...

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