The Rockefeller's, Rothschild's and the few other secretive elite banking families that privately own nearly all the central banks, federal reserves and other such institutions that most 'peons' thought were run by their governments, are today planni...
The world's financial markets breathed a sigh of relief when Professor Hugh Jarse revealed his latest creation. "By injecting genes from a bank safe into a pig foetus I have managed to create actual 'Piggy Banks'." said Professor Jarse. "You ca...
Barack Obama expressed "sincere regret" today over his controversial remark about putting lipstick on a pig. After substantial criticism that his joke was an inappropriate statement about Sarah Palin, Obama explained that he "never intended to offend...
(Greenville, NC) Local hog farmers here are outraged by Senator Obama's latest comments comparing Sarah Palin to pig by saying "You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig" in reference to her. According to a Wilbur Suskind, spokesman f...
Hollywood,Ca./SF Times - Hold on to your Gonads, Kermit, the Voracious Miss Piggy is back, and she's as Horny as ever and ready to jump your bones and whup your ass! Miss Pigathius "Piggy" Lee, star of the 70's-80's TV show The Muppets, announced...
Advice Bill Clinton Should Have Received Before Assuming The Presidency "You can put lipstick on a pig, But she's still a pig" Is a lesson Moms to their sons Should be teaching. Had Bill Clinton Heard this advice Before meeting Monica There would have been No impeaching. The End...
Urbane Demo candie barack Obama tried to sound cuntry when we all know cuntry first belongs to McCain and his new cuntry girl, Sarah Palin. Obama faking his down home best tried to mock McCain-Palin and their deep-seated economic denial by saying tha...
Democrat Barack Obama has denied that vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin was his target when he said: "You can put lipstick on a pig… it's still a pig." Senator Obama claims he was talking about his childhood days when to take their minds off r...
Hollywood CA - Following the success of 'Babe' and 'Babe 2- Pig in the City', Steven Sielberg announced today that his Dreamworks Company has bought the rights for a third fim: 'Babe 3 - Piggy in the middle'. In the third episode of the pork franc...
The country of Morocco is still suffering under the strain of the Moroccan pig crisis. The crisis has been going on now for over six weeks and there is no sight if respite from this deadly pig crisis.
In the ongoing, childish game of "my religion can beat up your religion," Pope Benedict XVI has reasserted the primacy of the Roman Catholic Church, approving a document that says all other Christian communities are either defective...
Police are urgently appealing for any information whatsoever after several kids in a phonebox rang through and reported seeing a flying pig over Birmingham this afternoon.
Agricultural scientists and dairy farmers today made a joint statement saying that cows are the major polluters of the atmosphere and that they should all be fitted with catalytic converters before global warming gets out of control.
A diplomatic row has broken out between the leaders of China and some Islamic states, due to an astrological anomaly and a pig. The animal in question isn't real, but the controversy surrounding it certainly is, and the UN Security Council has cal...
Alaska - A red faced White House was today trying to extricate its self from the latest in a long line of verbal gaffes and scandals, the president's Tourette's has thrust them into.
Salt Lake City, Ut - Officials here issued a statement that the words "Jihad" and "pigs" would no longer be allowed in the English language based on repeated complaints from a local father and his family.
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