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Funny story: Writer Wins Pulitzer Prize For D-ck Jokes

Writer Wins Pulitzer Prize For D-ck Jokes

A humor writer for a UK website has won the inaugural Pulitzer Prize for Jokes Involving Private Parts, for his article entitled "This Is Just My Travel Size Penis: The Big One Is Still At Home." "It takes many, many hours to craft an article of t...

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Funny story: Man With World's Largest Penis Sues Spoof Site!

Man With World's Largest Penis Sues Spoof Site!

Bjorn Bigger, who has went by the name of "The Man With The Largest Penis", has launched a lawsuit against a spoof site on the web. "They have had story after story after story written about "The Man with the World's Biggest Penis" and never gave...

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Funny story: Lions' Center Dominic Raiola Tells Fans "Merry Christmas", Not "Suck My..."

Lions' Center Dominic Raiola Tells Fans "Merry Christmas", Not "Suck My..."

The NFL is sending a press release out to all Detroit media outlets, trying to clear up a misunderstanding Sunday between Lions' center Dominic Raiola as he spoke to fans before entering the tunnel after Detroit's 6th win in the last 428 games. "W...

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Funny story: Wikileaks Documents Verify That Ron Jeremy Has The Biggest Penis In The USA

Wikileaks Documents Verify That Ron Jeremy Has The Biggest Penis In The USA

CHICAGO - A spokesperson for Wikileaks has informed the main stream media, the Left Coast paparazzi, the Right Coast news hounds, Clay Aiken, Adam Lambert, and Richard Simmons that porn star Ron Jeremy has the largest taco tickler in the entire count...

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Funny story: New Penis Injection Has Permanent Affect

New Penis Injection Has Permanent Affect

What man wouldn't mind a semi-erection at normal times and a full one when he or the wife wants it? Scientific breakthroughs are coming in daily, along with results of research on human DNA and the human brain. "What we are afraid of is that th...

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Funny story: Not Enough Cock On The Spoof

Not Enough Cock On The Spoof

Percy Phallus fancies himself as a bit of a spoofer. He currently writes on various blogs, as well as on the humour pages of the Scientology and Jehovah's Witness websites. For a while, Phallus has been feeling that things have been getting a litt...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Il Earns Nickname 'Lil Dick'

Kim Jong Il Earns Nickname 'Lil Dick'

North Korea's bombing of a residential district on a South Korean island this past week has the entire world on edge to see what lies ahead. The United States is already responding to the threat while holding talks with China to ask for their assista...

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Funny story: Naked Nude Celebrity Topless Penis Vagina Picture Calendar Sales In Decline

Naked Nude Celebrity Topless Penis Vagina Picture Calendar Sales In Decline

Media mogul and market trader cum kebab and pizza shop entrepreneur, Ali Bullo, today complained that sales of nude celebrity calendar pics and posters are in sharp decline, principally because of overexposure on a satirical website, which we can't n...

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Funny story: Lesbian Couple Shocked and Appalled By Big Penis

Lesbian Couple Shocked and Appalled By Big Penis

A lesbian couple were shocked and disgusted when one of them suddenly grew a penis. Not just a penis but a overwhelmingly large penis. It started out slowly when one of the girls clitoris's became abnormally engorged. The couple paid no attention...

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Funny story: Man With Pistol-Shaped Penis Afraid to Fly

Man With Pistol-Shaped Penis Afraid to Fly

Herman "Harry" Schwanglinger is a businessman who relies heavily on the friendly skies to get him quickly from one business meeting to another. Until recently, he was a frequent business flyer having racked up more than a million miles in the past tw...

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Funny story: Berlusconi Gets a New Penis

Berlusconi Gets a New Penis

Notorious womaniser Silly Berlyconni, Italian Prime Minister has had a new penis built onto a Roman statue in his apartment. It is to celebrate another Roman Conquest in the fields near Venice. 'So I liker de wimmin. Sow what?' he angrily replied...

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Funny story: Man With The World's Longest Penis Looking For A Fat Bride

Man With The World's Longest Penis Looking For A Fat Bride

Joe Halfyard, the man with the world's longest penis and a member of the Navajo tribe in the Four Corners area of the United States says that he is lonely, that he has money from selling mineral rights and that he is looking for a 'fat bride' who doe...

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Funny story: Gay Man Strapped Cock To Leg To Stop It Flapping About

Gay Man Strapped Cock To Leg To Stop It Flapping About

Police have praised the efforts of a gay man who tried valiantly to avoid causing embarrassment to children, by strapping his enormous veined penis to his leg to stop it flapping about whilst he rode the swings at his local park. Larry Sabu, 20, i...

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Funny story: Gay Man's Enormous Penis Overturns US Military Ban

Gay Man's Enormous Penis Overturns US Military Ban

A gay man with an enormous penis is being hailed this morning as the person responsible for the overturning of a US military ban on homosexuals taking up positions in the US Army. Larry Sabu, 20, was the man who was refused sign-up documentation i...

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Funny story: 18-inch sex toy found in arrested man's pants!

18-inch sex toy found in arrested man's pants!

Louisville, UNITED STATES: In the land of the free Louisville Metro Police spotted a Louisville male, strolling about the place with a large bulge in his pants. Officers stopped the Louisville man and patted him down. They discovered the huge...

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Funny story: Gay Man Annoys Neighbour By Putting His Penis in Wife's Ear

Gay Man Annoys Neighbour By Putting His Penis in Wife's Ear

A gay man has been sending his neighbour around the bend with his hilarious pranks. Larry Sabu, 20, likes nothing better than sliding into bed next to his neighbour's wife and slotting his flaccid penis into her ear, then taking a picture of it, p...

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Funny story: Gay People are Better than 'Straights' and have bigger Penises

Gay People are Better than 'Straights' and have bigger Penises

Gay people have long been known for having larger penises than their abnormal non-gay inferiors, but recent findings have disclosed just how long those penises are. Non-gay white people have convinced themselves that having 5.75-inch wobbly-bits...

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