Teenage heart and other bodily area throbber Justin Bieber has got himself into a spot of bother with hordes of screaming girls as a result of his witterings on the stage of the O2 White Elephant arena in London. He was attempting to demonstrate t...
Adam Lambert has sent out word this morning that last night's incident while he was performing before a live audience in New Jersey was a complete fluke. According to a spokesman, the sudden flip-out of the glitter rock artist's penis during the f...
A French couple have been arrested in a Carcassonne street and have been charged with public indecency. This was because the 63 year old Marie Antoinette was leading 40 year old Alexandre Dumas along the street by a leash attached to his penis. Th...
Judy Dale Willoughby of the Rivergate area in Nashville has filed a suit against Pecker's Fresh Chicken in the Rivergate Mall after biting down on her chicken sandwich and pulling a "tough piece" out and finding that it was a penis. "I was never s...
An 85year old Seattle area grandmother died of a heart attack Tuesday after receiving an anonymous email of an erect penis. Family members say they bought her the new phone after she accidentally flushed hers down the toilet during a family party.
The case of a coloured prisoner having his penis bitten by a rodent whilst in the NY slammer called Nassau is causing a sensation in the US. The prisoner, Peter Solomon, claims he was sleeping when a "gay" rodent jumped out of his matress and star...
Dallas - The Dicks are coming - thousands of them. Dallas will host the First Annual Dick Convention in June. "It's all about showing off our Dicks," said event spokesman Dick Heart. The convention will feature speeches from prominent Dick...
A humor writer for a UK website has won the inaugural Pulitzer Prize for Jokes Involving Private Parts, for his article entitled "This Is Just My Travel Size Penis: The Big One Is Still At Home." "It takes many, many hours to craft an article of t...
Bjorn Bigger, who has went by the name of "The Man With The Largest Penis", has launched a lawsuit against a spoof site on the web. "They have had story after story after story written about "The Man with the World's Biggest Penis" and never gave...
The NFL is sending a press release out to all Detroit media outlets, trying to clear up a misunderstanding Sunday between Lions' center Dominic Raiola as he spoke to fans before entering the tunnel after Detroit's 6th win in the last 428 games. "W...
CHICAGO - A spokesperson for Wikileaks has informed the main stream media, the Left Coast paparazzi, the Right Coast news hounds, Clay Aiken, Adam Lambert, and Richard Simmons that porn star Ron Jeremy has the largest taco tickler in the entire count...
What man wouldn't mind a semi-erection at normal times and a full one when he or the wife wants it? Scientific breakthroughs are coming in daily, along with results of research on human DNA and the human brain. "What we are afraid of is that th...
Percy Phallus fancies himself as a bit of a spoofer. He currently writes on various blogs, as well as on the humour pages of the Scientology and Jehovah's Witness websites. For a while, Phallus has been feeling that things have been getting a litt...
North Korea's bombing of a residential district on a South Korean island this past week has the entire world on edge to see what lies ahead. The United States is already responding to the threat while holding talks with China to ask for their assista...
Media mogul and market trader cum kebab and pizza shop entrepreneur, Ali Bullo, today complained that sales of nude celebrity calendar pics and posters are in sharp decline, principally because of overexposure on a satirical website, which we can't n...
A lesbian couple were shocked and disgusted when one of them suddenly grew a penis. Not just a penis but a overwhelmingly large penis. It started out slowly when one of the girls clitoris's became abnormally engorged. The couple paid no attention...
Herman "Harry" Schwanglinger is a businessman who relies heavily on the friendly skies to get him quickly from one business meeting to another. Until recently, he was a frequent business flyer having racked up more than a million miles in the past tw...
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