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Funny story: Sir Paul steps out with new all wooden girlfriend

Sir Paul steps out with new all wooden girlfriend

Former Beatle Sir Paul McCartney has been seen out and about this week with a mysterious woman, and his agent has confirmed that he and Victoria Woodentop, 39, are in fact a couple. Victoria, a sales executive for a lumber company, lost her limbs,...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney announces space mission

Paul McCartney announces space mission

Paul McCartney confirmed this morning that he is planning to launch his own space mission in late 2009. The former Beatle, believed to be worth in the region of £800M even after the slice taken by now ex wife Heather Mills, is believed to be fundi...

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Funny story: Most Unpopular Woman In Known Universe Reinvents Herself

Most Unpopular Woman In Known Universe Reinvents Herself

London, this morning. A plush hotel. - Heather Mills, ex-wife of ex-Beatle, Sir Paul McCartney, previously thought to be one of the most reviled women in the world has embarked upon a Madonna-esque mission to reinvent herself. Mills positively ooz...

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Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney Buys Woolworths

Sir Paul McCartney Buys Woolworths

There was joy across the Woolworths empire today, when the entire chain was the subject of a last-minute buy-out by the self-made multi-millionaire, and former Beatle, Sir Paul Mills-McCartney. Sir Paul, fresh from his divorce settlement with ex-w...

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Funny story: Heather Mills And Guy Ritchie Marry

Heather Mills And Guy Ritchie Marry

Makena HI-- Heather Mills and Guy Ritchie surprised everyone in the world and quietly married each other today. The ex-Mrs. Paul McCartney and the ex-Mr. Madonna tied the knot at a small, quaint church in Wales before flying off to Maui for their ho...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney and Amy Winehouse Are Recording A Compilation CD

Paul McCartney and Amy Winehouse Are Recording A Compilation CD

LONDON, England - Paul McCartney and Amy Winehouse have decided that they will put out a CD with songs that are a combination of songs by the Beatles and Winehouse. Paul told a reporter for the BBC that he first came across the idea when he was r...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney Sued By Heather Over New CD Songs

Paul McCartney Sued By Heather Over New CD Songs

Heather Mills, the former Mrs. Paul McCartney, is suing his Lordship for another ten million dollars over a new CD released just this week. The CD, entitled "Hot Leg-A Tribute To Heather Mills", according to Sir Paul, is his way of showing the wor...

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Funny story: Heather Mills Rumoured To Be Captain Of Somali Pirate Ship

Heather Mills Rumoured To Be Captain Of Somali Pirate Ship

The captain of the Somali pirate ship that has taken control of the Saudi supertanker, Sirius, together with its 2million barrels of crude oil, is rumoured to be none other than Heather Mills, the ex-wife of Beatle Sir Paul McCartney. Mills, who t...

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Funny story: McCartney Doesn't Live In Yesterday

McCartney Doesn't Live In Yesterday

Today Sir Paul McCartney claimed again that he wasn't living in the past. 'Not a second time!', he said, 'let it be. I feel fine, and your mother should know that all I've got to do, when I'm sixty-four, is don't ever change', though he's actually si...

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Funny story: Beatles to release new song

Beatles to release new song

Sir Paul McCartney revealed today that a previously unheard Beatles track is in his possession. The ten minute instrumental with a few moments of lyrics was created for an avant garde music festival, but it was decided that it was too rubbish to play...

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Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney Considering Remarriage?

Sir Paul McCartney Considering Remarriage?

Sir Paul McCartney has a new girlfriend say close friends and family members but thus far has been able to keep it a secret. Plus, she apparently has a lot in common with Sir Paul's last wife, Heather Mills. "Yes, she's a lot like Heather", stated...

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Funny story: Sir Paul proud of being a 'former Beatle', calls Ringo 'a tosser'

Sir Paul proud of being a 'former Beatle', calls Ringo 'a tosser'

Paul McCartney, 66-year-old founding member of the Beatles, is reportedly proud of being referring to in the media as a 'former Beatle' and has no objection to the press continuing to do so. When asked by reporters for a reaction to Ringo's much-...

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Funny story: McCartney, Lennon reunited once more

McCartney, Lennon reunited once more

In a miraculous event, Paul McCartney and John Lennon have been reunited in, of all places, Bulgaria. McCartney was on a private trip recently to Sofia (issuing writs to noncomplying internet music purchasers) when he met John in the slum dwellin...

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Funny story: McCratney Stalker Hopping Mad

McCratney Stalker Hopping Mad

During the recent Paul McCratney concert in the battle zone of Israel a disturbed Beatles fan cut off one of her legs in an attempt to appeal to her hero during the Frog Chorus. Amongst dancing from the 50,000 crowd, Michelle MyBell was forced to pog...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney and Brian Wilson To Reform Beatles

Paul McCartney and Brian Wilson To Reform Beatles

New Yawk NY-- Sir Paul McCartney and Brian Wilson gave a joint press conference at Rocketfella Center to announce the reformation of 'The Beatles'. The new group will be called 'The Silver Beatles', both to commemorate The Beatles original name a...

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Funny story: New Books

New Books

The contents of Heather Mills McCartney's new novel has been exclusively revealed to this reporter. Her novel, entitled, My Life as a History of Soups shows Mill's love for soup throughout her life. Title headings include Minestrone for Two, Batch...

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Funny story: Paul McCartney and Sarah Palin Make Beautiful Music Together

Paul McCartney and Sarah Palin Make Beautiful Music Together

News has reached us that Paul McCartney is to re-record his worst song, The Frog Chorus with Sarah Palin. The mulit-talented Musician and Songwriter, McCartney, famed for his work with a band in the 1960's told us: 'Yes, it is true. I felt it was...

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