Boris Johnson has joined the Labour Party. He told reporters that he was going to apply for the leadership of the Party as soon as Jeremy Corbyn made way for him. 'He should do the decent thing' said Boris 'resign and leave the field for me.' Mome...
The Tories are planning ahead for the next election. They think the EU referendum could make life pretty difficult and feel sure they can beat Corbyn any day. This slogan is a winner and has already had a trial run although it is having some probl...
NB:The following was written one day before Tony Blackburn got it in the neck from the Beeb. The Chief CEO at Chapbrooks betting firm is a retired army major. Our sports reporter at "U-R-FKD" magazine called around to see him to explain Chapbrooks...
In a remarkable turnaround in party policy, David Cameron, Conservative head and Prime Minister, has pledged to pursue an honest approach to politics. His message to Conference was, "From now on we're going to tell the truth." "Yes, it's risky," s...
New York, NY - Yes, even here in this busy epicenter of the universe, as happens every few years or so, (or how ever you people do it over there,) New Yorkers collectively learn that Britain, otherwise known as England, is currently holding elect...
Once, Tarquin Binnett warned us about the damage idle female bishops are doing to all our bathrooms, summoning divine flood-vengeance upon our Englishmen's castles, and leaving the floors wet and untidy. http://glossynews.com/society/human-interest/201503070309/ukips-tarquin-idle-woman-bishops-naughty-un-british-weather/ But what about the terrible gay warming crisis? You know, there is...
Here is a verbatim report from an article in a leading British Paper. We are not making this up. This is actually what it said: "Sex scandal Labour grandee Lord Janner has been probed over allegations he was part of a Westminster paedophile ring. The Met police spent six months investigating claims the peer - said to be too frail from dementia to be prosecuted - was a guest at London sex a...
Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government Eric Pickles is to be replaced by a dugong in the General Election. The shock history-making revelation was made in an extraordinary constituency meeting in Brentwood and Ongar yesterday. "I...
The neighbourhood conflict between George Osborne and David Cameron has been placed in the hands of a council arbitration service after both parties received ASBO' s and a stern warning from the head of police the other day. It all began last summ...
This time of year is always high on calamities; but nobody on earth was prepared for this one. A mighty tsunami of human excrement that had accumulated in the North Atlantic over many years has been unleashed. Myriad towns and villages in North A...
A fringe meeting at our local pub has been given an accolade by the pub clientele when a meeting was secretly taped. One of our members is clearly heard saying: 'Our MP's are not worth it. They are all liars and cheats. I wouldn't pay them two pen...
The first televised debate between Scottish nationalist Alex Salmond and Alistair Darling happened this week. The two debated whether Scotland should leave the United Kingdom, however many Scottish viewers had expressed their disappointment that Sal...
The fall out continues from the resignation of Baroness Warsi over the governments stance on Gaza. Eye witnesses have come forward who recall being at a pub quiz earlier in the summer, when the Israel and Palestine issue first flared up, as the catal...
The Home Secretary Theresa May has stunned her Westminster colleagues having unknowingly displayed her new 36DD breast implants to both the opposition and coalition party. The normal comatose assembly of deadbeats, no hopers, kiddie fiddlers, expe...
James Worldcup had been such a devout England supporter that the latest performance caused his devotion to turn to a form of controlled rage when he said "What is needed is a good kick in the bollocks". In discussion with his mates down the pub, t...
A leading member of the previous government who is number two on the most wanted playing card list circulated by the Conservatives has been photographed in Scotland. The man who, along with all members of the previous government is being blamed fo...
Labour Liverpool councillor, Bobby Davro, has called for all Members of Parliament to be put on zero hour contracts. "The current ConDem coalition has not only allowed, but actively encouraged the use of zero hour contracts across the country," sa...
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