ISLAMABAD: A Chinese think tank has confirmed the unspoken - that China is extremely pleased with its deftly-handled occupation of Pakistan. An unnamed source stated: "After its occupation of Tibet and purging of Tibetan values the Chinese Party...
WASHINGTON: The US is finally fed up with Pakistan's lies and duplicity and appears to have come to its senses. Facing decimation in the upcoming mid-term elections the Obama Administration is pulling one final rabbit out of its hat. Spokesman Rob...
Great controversy surrounds a Pakistani man called Stan who runs a newsagent shop on the south side of Glasgow. Stan is being called by the locals Pakistan and before you think that racist even Stan thinks its funny. Stan is well liked in the com...
In a press conference today, Professor Ferbert T. Weedledom and Dr. Felicia T. Weedledee exposed a covert Central Weather Intelligence Agency (CWIA) operation to deploy a cloud-seeding strategy to defeat Al Qaeda and Osama bin Laden by creating a ser...
Berlin, Germany - German and American intelligence outfits have detected a large upswing of recruits by Al-Qaeda and Taliban terror training camps. And these recruits are Western, and at least one seems to be American. An examination of the recru...
A war is raging in Waziristan. A vicious and most brutal battle is taking place. Some would go so far as to say the most viciously brutal battle they had ever witnessed. Others have been heard saying that it was the most brutally vicious battle they...
Mr 50% Asif Ali Zardari who estimated net worth is US $1.8 billion is said to be seeking aid from US President Barack Obama worth $7.5bn. Mr Zardari struck a deal with Obama to supply Pakistani body parts to the US on an annual basis to help American...
A promising treatment for Hemorrhoids, one which was featured prominently in the Pakistan Journal of Medical Sciences, has now been denounced by Proctologists after clinical trials went awry. The so-called "TNT Suppository" treatment, developed...
WASHINGTON: Richard Holbrooke czar of the US Af-Pak policy wants to win "hearts and minds" in Pakistan since the drone attacks have failed to do so. Meanwhile lawyers for uber-crook Bernie Madoff want to cut a deal with the feds. With the US de...
LA-WHORE, PUKISTAN: The Pak Minister of Infernal Affairs [a former Army General] told international journalists that "even if the Kashmir issue is resolved we will always project India as the enemy. This is the only way we can bully the Americans to...
Taliban strongholds are now being systematically destroyed by the Pakistan army, airforce and a crack regiment of "SS Maggot Special Combat Troops." Pakistan has attempted to bomb the shit out of the bastards, but ultimately, achieved sweet fuck a...
MINGORA, PK - When General Musharaf ousted Pakistan's Prime Minister Sharif in 1999, he proceeded to "force liberal ideals down conservative Pakistani throats for nearly a decade," according to Ann-ul Majahideen al-Coulter, a controversial yet popul...
According to Pakistan cricket board, the real culprit for the spread of genital warts has been found. They were able to traced it to one of their best fast bowler named "Rawalpindi Express." During an emergency test which they do all time to keep...
Langley, Va - (AssoCIAted Mess): "Mr President only last week we learned that Mossad's Lahore desk chief has stolen and buried up to a dozen Pakistani nuclear warheads under his residency garage," CIA Director Leon Pancetta told President Obama today...
Islamabad,Pakistan - Moderate Taliban forces continued their unopposed invasion of northern Pakistan in search of travel and shopping bargains. Armed with credit cards, AK-47 assault rifles and grenade launchers, they've been scooping up treasures le...
A living member of the dinosaur family have been found in Pakistan and is pet to a 10 year old boy. The boy claims he found it as an egg in a berried cave near his village in rural Pakistan. He then placed it in an over to hatch and miraculously...
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND: Pakistan came out on top of a new international poll as "most untrustworthy country", followed by North Korea, Iran and Zimbabwe. The poll considered 5 major factors: 1) non-viability of current administration Pakistan sc...
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