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Funny story: $$$s & phone nos found sewn inside Bin Laden corset

$$$s & phone nos found sewn inside Bin Laden corset

Rawalpindi - The $500 note was found tucked inside a surgical support garment along with Pizza Hut and Spearmint Rhino phone numbers, Our Man in Kabulshit said today. The Victoria's Secret satin-lined truss had kept Old Binny's back upright for ne...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Still Causing Terror From Beyond The Grave

Bin Laden Still Causing Terror From Beyond The Grave

Marine biologists have expressed deep concern over terror chief Osama Bin Laden being buried at sea. The body of the Al Qaeda leader was dumped in the Arabian Sea last week, after he was shot in the head by the A-Team. But since the burial, mem...

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Funny story: White House Releases Transcript of bin Laden's 911 Call

White House Releases Transcript of bin Laden's 911 Call

What did Osama bin Laden do when he heard the sound of helicopters? He called 911 of course. The White House has released a transcript of the terrorist's last call: Bin Laden Hello 9-1-1. I have an emergency to report. Someone is flying helicopters too close to my headquart... too close to my house. Operator That sounds like a noise complaint, sir. You need to hang up and call your local...

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Funny story: "Bin Laden killing was illegal" whine Guardian readers

"Bin Laden killing was illegal" whine Guardian readers

A new protest group was formed today, called Guardian Readers Against the Bin Laden Assassination By Illegal Action (GRABLABIA). The group gathered in central London today and made some rather passionate if misguided speeches. They came bearing smug...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden Bubblegum Trading Cards Taken Off Of The Market

Osama Bin Laden Bubblegum Trading Cards Taken Off Of The Market

CHICAGO - The leader in the bubblegum trading card industry has decided that it will honor the request of its thousands of card buying customers and fans and remove all Osama Bin Laden Bubblegum Trading Cards from their store displays. A spokesper...

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Funny story: Bin Laden Death Pictures Released As Conspiracy Theories Mount

Bin Laden Death Pictures Released As Conspiracy Theories Mount

The US Government are under increasing pressure to publish the rumoured photographs of recently killed Al-Qaeda kingpin Osama Bin Laden, as suspicions grow over the true nature of his death. Molly Bridgend, 57, a local landlady, told us "we want e...

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Funny story: Osama Burial Spotted on Google Earth

Osama Burial Spotted on Google Earth

Osama bin Laden's burial at sea is believed, by many, to be an attempt by the US government to deny his followers a shrine. Allowing his body to sink to the bottom of the ocean at an unknown location would allow his remains to be left undiscovere...

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Funny story: Navy SEAL receives counselling following death of Osama bin Laden

Navy SEAL receives counselling following death of Osama bin Laden

US military insiders have today given indications that the Navy SEAL officer, responsible for the death of Osama bin Laden at the weekend, had actually been working undercover at the safe-house in Abbottabad, Pakistan, for some months beforehand.

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Funny story: O'Reilly's fish and chip shop in Bridlington claim Osama Bin Laden alive and well

O'Reilly's fish and chip shop in Bridlington claim Osama Bin Laden alive and well

The proprietor of O'Reilly's, Bridlington's premier fish and chip takeaway, who strangely enough is called Mr O'Reilly, claims that famous Saudi prince of darkness and bomb-making equipment, Osama Bin Laden, is not in fact dead, but has been spirited...

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Funny story: Shocked Hillary Clinton's Comment that Bin Laden 'Now in Hog Heaven' Puts Arkansas On Mid East Pilgrimage Route!

Shocked Hillary Clinton's Comment that Bin Laden 'Now in Hog Heaven' Puts Arkansas On Mid East Pilgrimage Route!

Feigning shock, horror, and a distaste for violence, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reacted after watching, in real time, the military attack which finally took out world terrorist Osama bin Laden by uttering "he's in Hog Heaven Now' as his body...

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Funny story: O Sama O Bama

O Sama O Bama

On Monday, 2 June 2008 under 'A Prize for Being Touched', Spoof, I wrote on Osama, rhyme it with Obama. Now that, willy-nilly, Osama is technically dead, and the sponsors might accept the advice that 'enough is enough' the world surely requires another big 'Breaking the News', of course, after the big Kiss on the Balcony' and Osama. However, many questions still linger about and authorities wil...

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Funny story: Obama to play Osama in movie

Obama to play Osama in movie

Steven Spielberg has offered President Obama the role of Osama Bin Laden in a movie to be shot later this year. President Obama has accepted Spielberg's offer, and, as we have learned, the White House has already started to reschedule the presiden...

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Funny story: Pakistan Department Stores Report That They Have Run Out of Osama Bin Laden Bobblehead Dolls

Pakistan Department Stores Report That They Have Run Out of Osama Bin Laden Bobblehead Dolls

KARACHI, Pakistan - A spokesperson for Hasbeen Toys, manufacturers of The Osama Bin Laden Bobblehead Doll have said that they have completely sold out of the Al-Qaeda leader dolls. Tando Diggy Kanjikot, a spokesperson for the largest retail chain...

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Funny story: Pakistan Admits Bin Laden Mistakes

Pakistan Admits Bin Laden Mistakes

The ISI, Pakistan's main intelligence agency, has admitted major failings in allowing Osama Bin Laden to stay in a multi million pound compound in a leafy suburb of scenic Abbottabad. An ISI source confessed that the agency had visited the three s...

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Funny story: Obama to target John Wilkes Booth

Obama to target John Wilkes Booth

Washington D.C. - Intelligence sources have indicated, through covert contacts, Obama will send a team to capture or kill John Wilkes Booth. Recent videos have surfaced on the internet that show a man who appears to be Booth ranting about the Federa...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden's Video Recorder Placed On eBay

Osama Bin Laden's Video Recorder Placed On eBay

ABBOTTABAD, Pakistan - The owner of the multi-million dollar compound where Al-Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden was gunned down has taken Bin Laden's infamous video recorder and placed it on eBay. Multanna Rawalpindi, 51, owner of the compound said th...

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Funny story: Osama Bin Laden's Estate To Hold Yard Sale

Osama Bin Laden's Estate To Hold Yard Sale

Pakistan - Relatives at Osama Bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad,were busy setting up tables outside the compounds walls to have a large yard sale. Already on display were several of his favorite rifles, military shirts, pants and shoes, but then the...

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