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Funny story: Piers Morgan On Oprah? "Hey, I'll Screw Anybody Who's Willing to Come on the Show!"

Piers Morgan On Oprah? "Hey, I'll Screw Anybody Who's Willing to Come on the Show!"

Journalistic Whore Piers Morgan, recently expelled from his home country, made his debut on US television replacing Larry King, and promptly showed why even his mates were sick of him! His debut featured TV diva Oprah Winfrey, the incredible sha...

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Funny story: Piers Morgan Interviews Oprah Winfrey Who Surprisingly Calls Herself "A Former Colored Girl"

Piers Morgan Interviews Oprah Winfrey Who Surprisingly Calls Herself "A Former Colored Girl"

NEW YORK CITY - British journalist Piers Morgan's new show Piers Morgan Tonight premiered with his first guest Oprah Winfrey. The show which was shot in a Motel 6 room in downtown Queens has no audience, no cue cards, no visual Groucho Marx Microp...

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Funny story: Piers Morgan replacing TV Veteran Larry King - first inteviewee -Oprah- Susan Boyle is 'busy'

Piers Morgan replacing TV Veteran Larry King - first inteviewee -Oprah- Susan Boyle is 'busy'

Piers Morgan is said to be extremely excited about his new job, replacing icon Larry King, who's stepping down after 25 years at the helm. When interviewed recently he admitted to one disappointment as he begins his new career, "I AM obviously...

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Funny story: A Popular West Coast Publication Is Reporting That Oprah Winfrey Is Considering A Sex-Change So That She Can Marry Gayle King

A Popular West Coast Publication Is Reporting That Oprah Winfrey Is Considering A Sex-Change So That She Can Marry Gayle King

LOS ANGELES - News filtering out of the Left Coast and more specifically the noted newspaper to the stars, The Tinsel Town Times Tribune has revealed that talk show queen and billionairess Oprah Winfrey is giving serious consideration to going in and...

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Funny story: D'Oprahmine is new word for 2011 as Oprah Winfrey Network hits cable

D'Oprahmine is new word for 2011 as Oprah Winfrey Network hits cable

Did she really mean it when she said she was ending her show? Well in the entertainment biz one never says never. Guess what? Sheeee's baaaack!!!! Out with the old, in with the same old! D'Oprah Winfrey - title holder of the queen of Love Me Do self-promotion; pied piper of self-gratification; empress of whinge; Maharani of the me-me generation; seducer of dysfunctional addicts and hoarder...

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Funny story: Bill Maher Hated Oprah Winfrey's Christmas Show - Says "It Was Just Too Christmassy"

Bill Maher Hated Oprah Winfrey's Christmas Show - Says "It Was Just Too Christmassy"

MITTEN BUTTE, Arizona - Bill Maher was speaking before a group known as Arizonian's For Arizona Only Period. Maher, or Gumby, as he is called by many, told the assembled crowd of 27 people that he is tired of people asking him why he is so damn bi...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Talks Candidly About Her Weight Gain, The Lesbian Rumors, and Demi Lovato

Oprah Winfrey Talks Candidly About Her Weight Gain, The Lesbian Rumors, and Demi Lovato

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey, who is considered The Undisputed Queen of Talk Shows no matter what GOPalinista Rush Limbaugh may say sat down at her mansion in The Windy City and talked openly about open-ended subjects. Winfrey, 56, spoke with Indigo Fe...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey: "I Was Never Even Kinda Billie Jean King's Sex Slave"

Oprah Winfrey: "I Was Never Even Kinda Billie Jean King's Sex Slave"

In a 15-hour long Lobotomy Channel interview with Dolores Dungheape yesterday, Oprah Winfrey yet again denied rumours that she had a sado-masochistic lesbian affair with tennis-player Billie Jean King, reports Crocodile Tears Correspondent, Freya L T...

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Funny story: Oprah Not Gay, But Gayle Is

Oprah Not Gay, But Gayle Is

Hollywood - Oprah told Barbara Walters that she isn't gay, but her friend Gayle is. "I don't know why people think that I am gay. Sure, Gayle is, but that doesn't mean all the time we spend together means that I am gay. Gayle has never hit on me...

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Funny story: Oprah Signs New Movie Deal, Buys Entire Crew a New House

Oprah Signs New Movie Deal, Buys Entire Crew a New House

Feeling perhaps a bit guilty over the type of character she will play for an HBO original movie, the queen of daytime talk television has purchased her entire movie crew a new house. Reportedly acting as a Madame for a house of ill repute, Ms. Wi...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Shows Off Her "Puppies" In Washington D.C.

Oprah Winfrey Shows Off Her "Puppies" In Washington D.C.

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Oprah Winfrey, the queen of television was in Washington, D.C. attending the Kennedy Centre (Center) Honours (Honors) Gala where she was honored for a life time contribution to the entertainment industry. Miss O was accompanied...

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Funny story: Oprah To Follow Martha Stewart To Prison?

Oprah To Follow Martha Stewart To Prison?

It's hard to believe that someone like Oprah Winfrey could spend any time in prison but the same was true for Martha Stewart and for the same crime. Federal authorities are examining whether multiple insider-trading episodes on Wall Street have be...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Refuses O'Hare 'Pat Down' - "Nobody Gonna Be Touchin' Dis Sista's Hooha"

Oprah Winfrey Refuses O'Hare 'Pat Down' - "Nobody Gonna Be Touchin' Dis Sista's Hooha"

CHICAGO - Talk show host Oprah Winfrey was literally fit to be tied as she found herself smack dab in the middle of the TSA "Pat Down" controversy. Winfrey had gone to Chicago's O'Hare Airport to take a flight to Chattanooga, Tennessee, where she...

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Funny story: Oprah To Prohibit The Use Of The Word 'Bitch' On Her Oprah Winfrey Network - No Word As Yet On The Words 'Ho,' 'Skank,' or 'Slut'

Oprah To Prohibit The Use Of The Word 'Bitch' On Her Oprah Winfrey Network - No Word As Yet On The Words 'Ho,' 'Skank,' or 'Slut'

CHICAGO - The queen of the talk shows Oprah Winfrey has just announced that she has issued an entertainment media directive that the word "Bitch" will not be used on her network. Winfrey's Oprah Winfrey Network has mandated that any guests appeari...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle opens up to Oprah about being bullied

Susan Boyle opens up to Oprah about being bullied

Susan Boyle has told Oprah, in an interview, that being bullied made her feel like she wasn't loved. The Scottish singer talked candidly about the bullying that she had to endure at school and through her life. At last, in her late forties, she has opened up and shared her innermost thoughts on her treatment at the hands of the bullies. Susan appeared relaxed and comfortable during the inter...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey to give Each Chilean Miner a Free Vacation to Mammoth Caves

Oprah Winfrey to give Each Chilean Miner a Free Vacation to Mammoth Caves

Bowling Green, KY, - Oprah Winfrey has invited each Miner and their family for a vacation in the United States. Winfrey, however, is being criticized for giving the miners a rather insensitive gift, the gift of caving. "I refuse to let my husband...

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Funny story: Thirty-Fourth Miner Holds Out for Book Deal, "Oprah"

Thirty-Fourth Miner Holds Out for Book Deal, "Oprah"

As the countdown to the rescue of nearly three dozen Chilean miners trapped deep in a mine for 70 days continued today, an unexpected snag developed with the announcement that Jose Galinas, a previously undisclosed 34th miner, plans to hole up and ho...

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