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Funny story: BP Exec Has a Dr. Seuss Day in Congress

BP Exec Has a Dr. Seuss Day in Congress

Washington D.C. somewhere between Whoville and maybe a leper colony. The following news story was pre-recorded in front of a group of 4 year olds and found to be of suitable news content to be submitted to the Spoof. The whole world was watchin...

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Funny story: Oil-Tinged Rain Falling on Nation's Mid-Section

Oil-Tinged Rain Falling on Nation's Mid-Section

Anyone with a 5th grade science education, knows that as a water source becomes evaporated by the heating of the sun, it re-formulates in clouds and rains down on areas over which those clouds blanket the earth. What most do not know however, is the...

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Funny story: BP issues letter of intent to buy 32 centrifugal oil-and-water separators (COWS) from inventor Kevin Costner

BP issues letter of intent to buy 32 centrifugal oil-and-water separators (COWS) from inventor Kevin Costner

Pensacola Florida - Actor Kevin Costner's oil-spill device has all the approval it needs to scoop the goop from the Gulf of Mexico, but is waiting for money from BP, according to the actor and his business partner. BP has issued a letter of intent to...

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Funny story: Karmic payback as mighty Chevron war chest poised to swoop on BP fire sale

Karmic payback as mighty Chevron war chest poised to swoop on BP fire sale

San Ramon - (Crude Mess): Years of murky shenanigans by BP's disgraced perjuring former CEO Lord Browne look set to rebound on the London-based supermajor. Exquisitely choreographed acts of espionage, insider dealing, dirty tricks and outright chi...

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Funny story: BP Declares War on Mineral-Rich Afghanistan

BP Declares War on Mineral-Rich Afghanistan

Faced with a final Gulf Goo bill that could top $6 billion dollars, BP has declared war on Afghanistan. At a last-minute press conference held last night along the oil-soaked beaches of Barataria, BP CEO, Tony Haywood, announced that Afghanistan mus...

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Funny story: North Korea Threatens to Hold Breath Until South Surrenders

North Korea Threatens to Hold Breath Until South Surrenders

Seoul, South Korea. Just when you thought things couldn't get any more tense in the Korean Peninsula, something happens to make the comic tension ever worse! Today Kim Jong Ill announced plans for the entire nation of North Korea to simultaneousl...

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Funny story: Cars like oil, birds don't

Cars like oil, birds don't

Oil is not nice stuff if you are a bird. It gets in your feathers, after which you either get eaten, starve or drown. However if you are a car, it is extremely nice stuff - vital in everything that constitutes driving - fuel, engine oil, brake flu...

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Funny story: BP strike deal with Turks to solve oil crisis

BP strike deal with Turks to solve oil crisis

BP has proudly announced that it has struck a deal with the Turkish Kebab Makers Guild that will solve the oil crisis in the Gulf. Tony Hayward of BP said that intense negotiations had taken place over the previous week, which ha resulted in a win...

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Funny story: BP: Oil spill now contained entirely within the Gulf of Mexico

BP: Oil spill now contained entirely within the Gulf of Mexico

Oil company BP recently announced that the massive oil spill was now contained in a patch of ocean no more than 300,000 square miles in size. "We feel this is a major containment" said a spokesperson for the oil giant "and want to assure gulf residen...

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Funny story: BP Hires Wiley Coyote's Acme Corporation To Help With Oil Spill

BP Hires Wiley Coyote's Acme Corporation To Help With Oil Spill

Acme Corporation is reporting a huge profit upswing this month. Acme is the chief supplier of underwater doo-dads for BP Corporation, the sponsors of what is now the largest oil spill ever. BP has been buying heavily from Acme in its attempts to up c...

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Funny story: BP solve the oil crisis

BP solve the oil crisis

New Orleans, Louisiana. Information to hand suggests that authorities have come up with an effective way to seal the leaking oil pipe in the depths of the Gulf of Mexico. American Idol judge and impresario, Simon Cowell, has been apprehended by B...

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Funny story: James Cameron Opts Out - More Hollywood Directors Sought

James Cameron Opts Out - More Hollywood Directors Sought

Well known for his abusive directing techniques within Hollywood, James Cameron was recently invited to the White House ostensibly in order to help solve the BP Oil Spill. In actuality, many insiders are commenting that the only reason Cameron was in...

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Funny story: Top-Drawer...New ideas from BP Seagull Murderers.

Top-Drawer...New ideas from BP Seagull Murderers.

BP has announced that after the failure of Top-Hat, Top-Kill and the underperforming 'Top-Cap', they are ready to launch their next oil stemming attempt...Top-Cat. Less than bright Engineers who could not ever have envisaged that something like th...

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Funny story: Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough, discuss oil spill in Gulf of Mexico

Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones of Cargo Fleet, Middlesbrough, discuss oil spill in Gulf of Mexico

We recently caught up with Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, of Cargo Fleet Middlesbrough and asked their views on the recent Oil Rig explosion and resulting pollution of the ocean. Takwana spoke first, "Ee! Well Arm gobsmacked! All that oil spilling into the waters. Arm sure that a' school A lernd that oil floats on water. A can't see the big problem meself. Just get some ded gud kitc...

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Funny story: BP CEO goes on rant

BP CEO goes on rant

BP has come out and blamed the citizens of the world for the mess in the Gulf of Mexico. CEO of BP Sir Greedybastard has come forward and shocked governments worldwide with his revelation. In a speech which was reminiscent of a Hitler rally, Si...

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Funny story: Rejoice! Gulf Coast Oil Gusher is "Fountain of Youth"

Rejoice! Gulf Coast Oil Gusher is "Fountain of Youth"

At Tony Hayward's press conference this morning, no one expected what they were about to hear. Mr. Hayward opened the session by quoting from the Robert Browning poem, "Grow old with me, the best is yet to be." As reporters looked at each other...

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Funny story: BP Changes Name of "Oil" to "Chocolate Fudge"

BP Changes Name of "Oil" to "Chocolate Fudge"

New Orleans - Oil gushing into the Gulf of Mexico has been renamed "Chocolate Fudge" according to a BP press release today. "Oil" and "Petroleum" has negative associations for many people, say Tony Hayward, "But everyone loves Chocolate Fudge!"...

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