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Funny story: 'Have You Got Your Gas Masks Ready?' Scots asked as Luftwaffe Vatican Airlines heads for Edinburgh

'Have You Got Your Gas Masks Ready?' Scots asked as Luftwaffe Vatican Airlines heads for Edinburgh

Scotland - (Hitler's Dope Mess): The stench of Nazi stitch-up is rife ahead of the Vatican Mile High Club's customised Focke-Wulf Fw 190's maiden voyage to Scotland this Thursday. The arrival of Pope Josef Ratzinger and his ungodly crew of paedo-w...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Nazi Salute attracts a wedding offer from Prince Harry

Paris Hilton Nazi Salute attracts a wedding offer from Prince Harry

Paris Hilton, billionaire playgirl, was caught by paparazzi performing a Nazi salute on a boat in San Tropez this week. After the an initial furore with the world's press accusing her of everything short of War Crimes, her people tried to laugh it of...

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Funny story: Skinhead Rethinking Tattoo Choice as he Heads off to Prison

Skinhead Rethinking Tattoo Choice as he Heads off to Prison

A white supremacist, who earlier this year attempted to take the life of the President of the United States and was sentenced to ten years in federal prison, is trying to convince the courts to allow him to have the tattoos altered before serving his...

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Funny story: OCD "Food Nazi" claims assaulted at local Trader Joe's

OCD "Food Nazi" claims assaulted at local Trader Joe's

A regular customer of the local Trader Joe's, known commonly among staff and fellow customers as "the Food Nazi," claimed to have been assaulted by another customer while shopping at the store on Saturday. "It's an outrage," snapped Holly Sheet, 3...

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Funny story: An Open Letter To "Food Nazis" Everywhere And In Particular The One Who Insulted Me At Trader Joe's:

An Open Letter To "Food Nazis" Everywhere And In Particular The One Who Insulted Me At Trader Joe's:

I understand, it is for our own good. You lecture perfect strangers in markets to get them to realize they have a choice in the food they buy. Really? We have a choice? I would have never realized that unless you had told me in the most patronizing fashion, which you probably thought was you being nice. I had wanted to tell you where you could go with your "advice" but my children were pr...

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Funny story: Who are the real Nazis in the UK?

Who are the real Nazis in the UK?

Demonstrators turned up outside Broadcasting House in London yesterday protesting because of Nick Griffin, leader of the BNP, and his election broadcast. The strange thing is that the BNP are being called Racists & Nazis by people who are more...

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Funny story: Michelle "Sandra Bullock's Nightmare" McGee Claims She's Not a Nazi Scumbag

Michelle "Sandra Bullock's Nightmare" McGee Claims She's Not a Nazi Scumbag

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee says in documents filed in her custody battle for her children that she is not a Nazi scumbag. "I do NOT have a swastika tattoo on me," the alleged mistress of Jesse James said as she quickly drew over her tattoo with a...

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Funny story: Deutschland Deutschland Uber Alles Bank, BNP and Whore Capital staff in FSA raid

Deutschland Deutschland Uber Alles Bank, BNP and Whore Capital staff in FSA raid

Shitty of London - (Ponzi Scammer Mess): Dozens of fascist bankers, British National Party members and Bush hedge fund managers were busted in the early hours this morning in a cunningly executed police raid. Sixteen addresses were ransacked in a...

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Funny story: Nazis infiltrated Vatican with spies dressed as altarboys

Nazis infiltrated Vatican with spies dressed as altarboys

Rome - (Sieg Heil!): Using Viennese dwarves who had undergone extensive plastic surgery Adolf Hitler's crack SS division came up with the brainwave caper to get inside the minds - if not bodies - of the wartime Vatican. Recently declassified files...

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Funny story: Devon's Nazi sex dungeon raided

Devon's Nazi sex dungeon raided

Lee Mill, Devon - (Sieg Heil!): So far there have been no reports of Max Mosley in the vicinity! But a police raid on a harmless-looking Devon semi today revealed an astonishiong array of be-swastika'd sex aids that would have made the notorious...

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Funny story: Chilean quake dislodges Neo-Nazi's secret Colonia Dignidad/Villa Baviera torture tunnels

Chilean quake dislodges Neo-Nazi's secret Colonia Dignidad/Villa Baviera torture tunnels

Conception - (Faultlines): "Not hard to guess where Austrian dungeonmaster Joseph Fritzl got his inspiration!" was the only comment from astonished relief workers in the devastated Chilean town of Parral. Located on the northern shore of the Perqu...

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Funny story: God forgives the Nazis for the act of genocide

God forgives the Nazis for the act of genocide

At a conference of world leaders, God said he would forgive the Nazis for committing genocide on Jewish people after Israel condemned an ex-Mossad agent for having too many wives and producing too many Jewish children. The dedicated agent was cha...

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Funny story: Nazi Party meets in Nuremberg to vote on membership changes

Nazi Party meets in Nuremberg to vote on membership changes

The National Socialist Democratic Workers' Party - the 'Nazis' - today held an extraordinarily silly meeting in Nuremberg for members of it to vote on amending its rules to allow Jews, Communists, Socialists, Trade Unionists, blacks, Asians, Romanies...

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Funny story: German Investment Group Hatches Plan For Auschwitz Theme Park

German Investment Group Hatches Plan For Auschwitz Theme Park

Jewish communities were in uproar this afternoon after a group of German investors announced plans to build a new theme park close to the site of the infamous Death Camp at Auschwitz, used to exterminate millions of Jews between 1940 and 1945. The...

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Funny story: Holocaust Day Passes Off Without So Much As A Peep

Holocaust Day Passes Off Without So Much As A Peep

There were widespread celebrations in thousands of Jewish communities all over the world today, as Happy Holocaust Day passed off peacefully without major incident or mass exterminations. Happy Holocaust Day marks the alleged events during World W...

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Funny story: Hitler's son alive and well and living in Haiti

Hitler's son alive and well and living in Haiti

In a dramatic announcement from the BNP (the British Nutty People and nothing to do with any political party that may have the same acronym), spokesman Nicholas Griffin (no relation to any political party leader), revealed that Desmond Hitler, son an...

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Funny story: Anorexic queen's bones found in Nazi temple

Anorexic queen's bones found in Nazi temple

Potsdam - (Rotters): The ossified remains of a British royal family 'queen' have been found in the Heinrich Himmler Halleluia Tabernacle in Adolfville. The skeletal mummy is believed to be the Queen Mother's anorexic twin Oswald whose gay antics s...

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