Following on from Sir Elton John's claims that Jesus was homosexual, the portly pop star has announced plans for the first Middle East Mardi Gras. The madcap spectacle wearer has confirmed he is in talks with Iranian President Mahmood Ahmadinejad...
Psychologists have isolated new 'fairy tale' beliefs that have evolved in our society in recent years. All times in history have had their mythology and illusions that they believe in. Ours is no different. We might think that we are rational and scientific, but in reality we have just as warped of thinking as had our predecessors who believed in witch doctors. Our beliefs are just more modern.
A girl in Saudi Arabia will receive over 36 lashes for an attempted murder on her female teacher. The religious courts also felt it was necessary to place the girl two months in prison. The story took place in a female only school. The female teac...
US Secretary of Hypocrisy Hillary Clinton is in the Middle East for talks aiming at blocking the peace process. She ignored Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas, as Palestinians have no rich bank-owning relations in America, but headed to Jerusalem...
Sudan finally demonstrated, once and for all,that they don't know what the hell they are doing. After whipping and imprisoning women for wearing trousers....an act which is not illegal, they backed down and freed one of the women who had the balls an...
"The U.S. Embassy in Afghanistan has banned alcohol and assigned American personnel to watch over the embassy's security guards following allegations of lewd behavior and sexual misconduct at their living quarters." CBS news reported today. An uni...
The Lockerbie bomber is regretting his repatriation to Libya and has asked to return to the United Kingdom. "This place is a f*****g dump! F*****g sand everywhere and it stinks of crude oil"! These are the main complaints of Abdel Baset Al Megrahi...
Hef Horner, head of the Playdude Empire, has long printed his magazine in English, Spanish, German, and several other languages, regardless of the fact that most people just look at the pictures. In a press conference at the Playdude Mansion, Hef (c...
Untreated Holyland Whooping Cough victims have seen their disease advance to the more serious Netanyahu Pneumonia. The whooping cough wracks the diseased bodies of the infected but when the infection advances to the NP stage sufferers drown in their...
Epidemiologists have identified a new persistent strain of pertussis that they have named the Holyland Whooping Cough. The HWC renders the victim nearly incapable of a cough free minute. Companions of the constantly coughing inflicted have been k...
Tony Blair, the ex-prime minister of the UK, has been a UN peace envoy to the Middle East for three years now, but today visited the area for the first time. He said, "The reason I waited so long before visiting the area is because I had no idea w...
Yesterday, Pakistan Prez announced that he is putting up one of the several golden scissors, used by Mr. Jinha during 1937-47, for sale. A billboard, hung outside Pakistan embassy in Afghanistan, read thus: "Do you wanna own a pair of golden sc...
As the shambles of the Israeli election continued, Adolf Hitler today announced he was returning to politics to lead Israel. Waving to thousands of cheering Israelis at Tel-Aviv airport, the former Fuhrer spoke to his adoring new fans. 'People of...
Mustapha Karim, previously thought to be the world's unluckiest man, has begun his quest to bring peace to the war-torn Middle East in a somewhat undiplomatic fashion. Within 10 minutes of the start of the first of several planned summits between...
In the midst of Israeli attacks on the tunnels of Gaza, some news sources close to the Israeli armed forces said that there are plans already in place to attack NYC's Lincoln and Midtown tunnels and England's chunnel. Israeli military expert, G...
Who is Mustapha Kamir? That's the word on the lips of the world today, as Mr Kamir begins his new task - bringing peace to the Middle East. Although living in Cairo until today's shock appointment to the Obama Administration, Mustapha is actually...
Hariri Snr. is in hospital tonight after a moment of madness at the Arabian League of Extraordinary Gentlemens annual meeting. It is reported that Hariri choked on a toy soldier during the meeting, throwing the talks off schedule at a crucial mom...
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