The leader of the official opposition, David Cameron, today tried to gain a few more political points and push him towards securing the next general election. David Cameron, the Leader of the Conservative party, was seen helping in Hackney, Londo...
Although recently enjoying a true hero's departure the epoch making truth of her amazing split personalitied adventures can now finally be revealed to an awestruck world. Was A Bit Of A 'Special' Child Her exact birth date is lost in the mists...
In what many are calling 'Her glorious swan-song', Baroness Thatcher today potentially launched an unexpected violent attack on a small boat of Somali pirates. Enjoying what could possibly have been her last free junket, Mrs Thatcher was flying 50...
London UK - Rumours circulating here appear to hint, without any concrete evidence, that a pornographic sex video featuring ex-PMs Major and Thatcher, along with the egg woman, Edwina Curry actually exists. The video allegedly contains images of t...
London - (Sordid Tories' Ass Mess): "We found her puking her guts out and writhing in excruciating agony on the throne room floor," a Palace flunkey told reporters following the news that the Queen had had a severe reaction to Prince Charles' offici...
Some bloke who we think we have seen before, but just can't quite remember has said that Margaret Thatcher's council house sell-off was a 'bit mad'. The bloke, known only as IDS, claimed that Thatcher had created no-go areas where scummy poor peop...
London - (Fetid Ass Mess): The formal unveiling ceremony of Margaret Thatcher's official Downing Street portrait was hastily cancelled today following a security leak naming her and notorious UK gangster Ronnie Kray as Gorgon Brown's birth parents.
A new dramatised account of the downfall of the totalitarian dictator Margaret Thatcher is about to be released. It will concentrate on the events that took place in the Downing Street bunker towards the end of her rule. With her forces surrounded...
The mysterious jelly-like green substance found in spots around the British Isles this past month has finally been identified. First publicised by IainB at TheSpoof.com, authorities were unable to determine what it was. Tagging the goo, "Thatcher...
Former Prime Minister Margaret "Old Ironsides" Thatcher claimed that she raised her daughter Carol right:" In our home we called a frog a frog, a spade a spade and a golliwog a golliwog, by Saint George!" And such breeding came to light this week as...
Following the sacking of Carol Thatcher for thoughtlessly referring to a leading tennis player (who cannot be named here for legal reasons, but who probably was Jo Wilfried Tsonga, although this has not been confirmed) the 'golliwog-gate scandal rumb...
The world of politics was shaken to it's foundations today, when David Cameron announced that he plans to step aside in 2010 to enable the return of Margaret Thatcher. At 83, all but her most insane supporters would not have contemplated such a co...
Champagne imports hit record levels today as news of Baroness Thatcher's alleged demise rocked the city. 'People are really going to push the boat out on this one if the rumours are founded,' said a city trader. 'Especially up north. They'll be da...
Under the current Freedom of Information Act, documents released today reveal that Margaret Thatcher was not the child of a simple grocer as she had us believe for her entire reign at No 10. She is in fact the illegitimate daughter of a minor membe...
Religious apparitions have often played significant roles in political history. to cite only one example remember when Roman Emperor Constantine saw a vision of the end of paganism and suddenly a cross appeared in his sky vodka. Something quite...
London UK - There was jubilation in the Tory Party today when recent rumours of a return to politics by Baroness Thatcher were confirmed. In a surprise visit to the Tory Party conference in Brighton Baroness Thatcher (132) took the podium and conv...
London - (Decrepit Frontal Lobe Mess): Cherie Blair has hit out at press reports about her mother's recent mental decline and blamed CIA 1950's MK-ULTRA mind control programs for the old soak going gaga. She said the daftest thing Margaret Thatche...
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