Following a near catastrophe on set of stairs during the half time show at Superbowl XLVI, Madonna has sworn to never wear 5 inch stiletto heels in any future performance. The 53 year old mother of three is no stranger to flamboyant stage costumes...
BROOKLYN - Madonna was relaxing in her apartment trying to get over the tremendous sore throat that she said she had gotten the day before her Super Bowl performance. The 53-year-old singer was being waited on hand and foot by her 24-year-old boy...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Despite his second-half heroics, Eli Manning could not overcome the lead built by Madonna during the half-time show yesterday and fell short in his bid to win his second Super Bowl MVP award. Instead, "Embalmer to the Stars," Whi...
BILLINGSGATE POST - NFL officials announced this afternoon that Madonna will not be able to join flight with the 1000 white pigeons that will be released during half-time at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis. Citing information received from the...
Madonna has reportedly bought Malawi and is in meetings at present to discuss the best way available to dismantle the country and ship it across the Atlantic. Then the complicated task of rebuilding the new Malawi will begin, including a new name. "...
INDIANAPOLIS - The Midwestern town of Indianapolis will be home to Super Bowl XLVI (46) between the Giants of New York and the Patriots of New England or as Sports Territory Magazine's Tango Brisket refers to the two teams, The Apple Guys Vs. The Tea...
BEVERLY HILLS - The 69th Annual Golden Globes Awards Show was hosted by a very subdued Ricky Gervais. The man who many refer to as "The Count of Cruelty" was not the same Ricky Gervais who resembled a den of rattlesnakes at last years Golden Globe...
Los Angeles - A Hollywood source claimed today Madonna was deliberately thwarted 'on copyright grounds' from having so much as a sneak peek at historical archives about the Duchess. "Someone in Windsor Castle is still pretty freaked out," royal co...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Noted actor Warren Beatty talking about his biological daughter Kathlyn, 20, who now is known as Stephen Ira Beatty, says that he has not been this confused since back in 1990, when he was dating that flaky, fruit cup Madonna. The...
HOLLYWOOD - Initially used to strategically cover the two and a half men located between a gentleman's legs during Medieval times, the codpiece is now being used by both male and female entertainers attempting to embellish the size of their reproduct...
NEW YORK CITY - Madonna who has a storied history of getting into feuds with other celebrities has added a new one to her list of feud participants. The 53-year-old songstress recently remarked that Angelina Jolie, who has just announced her pregn...
NEW YORK CITY - Confirming a not-so-well-kept secret, the NFL and NBC announced today that President Barack Obama will indeed collaborate with the Material Woman in a song and dance rendition of Mr. Bojangles during the half-time show of Super Bowl X...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - KISS bassist Gene Simmons who stars in the cable reality show Gene Simmons Family Jewels has really fired off quite a volley at Madonna who has just been selected to perform at the upcoming Super Bowl XLVI (46). Simmons spoke wit...
NEW YORK CITY - Nicki Minaj tweeted that she kissed a girl and she liked it. The girl is actually a woman formerly known as Madonna. Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight stated that the rap singer, who just turned 29, said that she has been ki...
LOS ANGELES - The Epitome Network has just announced another in the long line of reality cooking shows and this one is named Cooking With The Celebrity Has-Been's. This cooking show will be a little bit different from the dozens of others in that...
The recently married Duchess of Alba, Doña María del Rosario Cayetana Fitz-James Stuart y Silva, 85, has created something of a stir among America's actresses and popular music singers. Her look, the inflated lips, wrinkling skin and wild hair ha...
The British Olympic Committee has approached Andrew Lloyd Webber to produce the choreography for the London 2012 Olympics. "He is the perfect choreographer," said Seb Coe, who is inexplicably in charge of the whole thing. "He typifies British Big...
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