A team of top researchers from every field of human interaction have concluded that women just don't like you. Their year long study, commissioned by you, observed every interaction you've had with single eligible women and found that consistently an...
Nine days ago, Chang Chew was single and on his way to work in the city of Beijing when he became caught in the world's largest traffic Jam. 8 days later and still stuck in the traffic jam; Chang Chew became a married man.
"Me is so happy," Chang...
And they said it couldn't be done!
Two popular TheSpoof.com writers have been surreptitiously conducting their on-line romance via spoofs unbeknown to others. Now in an incredible fairy-tale ending that could only happen on TheSpoof.com, CEO Ma...
Just like the little ones, summer camp exists for tweens too. Here is a sampling of a couple of letters the tweens have written home to earn their "composition" badges.
Dear Kate (haha Mom),
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Did you know that Camp Swanomee is a boy/girl camp? I didn't either, but hey, too late now, huh? I am having so much fun, I may not want to come home (OMG, LOL...
Teen heart-throb, Justin Bieber, has been caught up in one of the most captivating love triangles in recent memory. Over the past few days, Peter Andre, and Cheryl Cole, have become something of an item.
Therefore, when Chezza said "Actually I am...
NAPLES, ITALY - - Today the moon hit a man's eye like a big pizza pie. Scientists believe, "That's amore."
The victim, Giuseppe Baghadonuts, told emergency medical workers who arrived on the scene that the world had begun to shine like he'd had t...
A local sailor has described his delight at having one of his idea's chosen for those cutesy 'Love is…' cartoon's in daily newspapers and tacky greeting cards.
Pirate Pete, 56, entered a competition to select what stupid crappy 'Love is…' cartoon...
Local man Berry Turnip, 28, was so infatuated with his brand new wife Mary that he literally loved her to bits.
A postman found Mary's shattered body lying on the patio surrounded with rose petals and heart-shaped boxes of chocolates.
"It was h...
A woman from Wisconsin is being divorced by her husband because she is "in love with a frog".
Writer, JanSal is in an ecstatic state over the love she feels for a frog she met at a local pond this summer.
Her husband and family are "fed up" wit...
Bob Timpson, the famous celebrity builder in Leicester, says he is not ready for love, in a sensational outburst following the split from long time girlfriend Natalie Lyle.
The celebrity, who made his name when he auditioned for Big Brother, but w...
A New Year Love Letter 2010: Coming to America Again
by Maria Sars
To Honor those separated from Loved ones:
"Woman Mentally Breaks Up with King-To-Be Prince Charles"
Dateline: Feast of the Holy Innocents
International Space Station
The lifelong imaginary romance with the to be good King Charles has ended the 46 year old allegedly female, authentic daughter of President John F. Kenne...
The McBriar twins, Mary and Terry, who are perhaps the most popular and watched conjoined twins on the planet, are having some relationship trouble with conjoined paramours, the Pissgum brothers.
Terry, the naughty one, has been carrying on with M...
Oh, Farida! How wondrous thy name upon my lips!
On that beach, as you danced, those swaying hips,
Your wonderful, beaming, cheeky smile,
Red swimsuit, flowing hair -
I should have had you right there
How could we tell
Each other of our love?
You spoke only Arabic and French;
And I, only,
A crippled form of English.
The cultural divide,
How could it be breached?
And yet, I've hea...
Wichita, Kansas - Rick Bailey, an 82 year old former ironworker and now retired masturbater, has sent a thank you letter to the woman who has given him so much happiness.
It all started back in 1941, when Rick was 14, and excited to learn that Ame...
It was like something from a really shitty mid-week movie: local boy falls madly in love with his next-door neighbour, but she is shagging the local butchers apprentice. It could only end in tragedy - and somebody getting licked by a stray Labrador.
A 3-legged man has become engaged to a woman he met at his brothers wedding.
Barry Lincoln, or 'Tripod' to his friends, met Suzy Crabtree who was acting as the photographer at his bothers wedding.
Barry had given up all hope of finding love and w...
CAIRO -- An Egyptian man has cut off his own penis and presented it at his local delicatessen in order that they might pickle it for a take-away snack.
Police say the man entered the local Subway restaurant and was told that they were out of cold...
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