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Funny story: Lottery Winners Outraged At Paris Hilton's Preferential Treatment

Lottery Winners Outraged At Paris Hilton's Preferential Treatment

Hollywood, CA - With at least eighteen days to go on what should have been a minimum twenty-three day stay at a court ordered Non-Hilton Hotel & Resort, 'billionaire heiress' Paris Hilton was allowed to leave her jail cell and go hom...

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Funny story: Graham Norton Voted Funniest Man On TV

Graham Norton Voted Funniest Man On TV

Graham Norton, the funny multi-talented TV presenter and, some would say "comedian", has been voted the "funniest man on TV" by viewers in an online poll. Norton won "hands down" with ov...

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Funny story: Bob Woolmer Mystery - Police To Use New System Of Crime Detection

Bob Woolmer Mystery - Police To Use New System Of Crime Detection

Police hunting the killer of Pakistan cricket coach Bob Woolmer say they will use a new system of Crime Detection to arrest someone by Saturday evening - even if it isn't the person who committed the heinous act.

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Funny story: 2012 London Olympics Rethink Ordered

2012 London Olympics Rethink Ordered

The spiralling cost of the 2012 London Olympics has forced the British Olympic Committee (BOC) to rethink its plans with regard to the staging of certain events. The decision by the International Olympic Committee (IOC) to award the Games to Londo...

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Funny story: Ed Nabors - I soiled myself when I heard I'd won.

Ed Nabors - I soiled myself when I heard I'd won.

Ed Nabors told reporters that he 'shat' himself on Wednesday, after learning that he had one of the winning tickets for the record $390 million Mega Millions lottery jackpot.

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Funny story: All 3 Mega Millions Jackpot Winners Homeless People

All 3 Mega Millions Jackpot Winners Homeless People

ATLANTIS, GEORGIA--(BREAKING NEWS)Lucky Numbers are, 16-22-29-39-42, Mega Ball+20, Christmas came early for the three winners of the biggest Jackpot in lotto history. The Mega Millions winners have all turned out to be homele...

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Funny story: Mega Millions Jackpot Riots 3 Cities

Mega Millions Jackpot Riots 3 Cities

PALM SPRINGS, CALIFORNIA--(GOOBERZ)Pandemonium broke out at a 7 Eleven store, when the power went out, due to a short circuit in a hot dog warmer, shutting down the Mega Millions Jackpot Lotto ticket dispenser. The c...

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Funny story: Mega Millions Madness

Mega Millions Madness

YOURLANDIS, MYLANTA, JOEGA (RUTRZ) The Mega Millions Jackpot now stands at a astounding $420 Million for Tuesday nights drawing. This is after nobody matched all five numbers plus the mega ball since...

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Funny story: Mega Millions $275 Million Jackpot Winner Killed

Mega Millions $275 Million Jackpot Winner Killed

MYLANTA, GEOGIA--(BSNewswire)--Luck ran out for the winner of Friday nights Mega Millions Jackpot winner, Peter Patootie. Within an hour of the good news, Mr. Patootie was involved in a fatal traffic accident caused...

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Funny story: Lotto for the drop

Lotto for the drop

After observing over 4000 men for a period of six years it has been established that men who hang to the left are more likely to gamble on the national lotto than men who hang to the right.

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Funny story: Lucky Doreen Scoops A Fortune!

Lucky Doreen Scoops A Fortune!

A woman form Manchester could hardly believe her luck today when she scooped a sizeable sum of money by just going to the cashpoint.

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Funny story: Dog Helps Scoop Lotto Jackpot

Dog Helps Scoop Lotto Jackpot

A delighted dog-lover was thanking his lucky stars the day he bought airedale terrier Dougal as a present for his wife.

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Funny story: Lottery wins man

Lottery wins man

In an unprecedented move, the National Lottery has taken a homeless man slave after he was unable to pay for his winning lottery ticket, which he had acquired with a fake credit card.

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Funny story: Iraq Triumphant in Recent Lottery Hoedown

Iraq Triumphant in Recent Lottery Hoedown

Reports are coming in from Iraq about a recent Hoedown in the lead up to the country's new national Lottery. The show is to be televised on Iraqi TV and will be hosted by the former (mis)information minister 'Comical Ali' (Mohammed Saeed al-Sahhaf).

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Funny story: Millionaire Wants to Win Lottery so Others Can't

Millionaire Wants to Win Lottery so Others Can't

G. Jeffrey Chambers III, a self-made millionaire from Palm Beach, FL, has been playing the lottery for five months now. His motives, though, are different from those of most lottery participants.

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