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Funny story: Jack "The Old Geezer" Nicholson, 75, Hits On Jennifer Lawrence 22

Jack "The Old Geezer" Nicholson, 75, Hits On Jennifer Lawrence 22

HOLLYWOOD - In a backstage at the Oscars move that even surprised himself, Jack Nicholson, the 75-year-old actor, hit on 22-year-old Jennifer Lawrence who had just won the Oscar for Best Actress for her role in Silver Linings Playbook. Jen was bei...

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Funny story: Phil Jackson: I Need To Be The Lakers Coach Now!

Phil Jackson: I Need To Be The Lakers Coach Now!

LOS ANGELES - Phil Jackson, who is the proud owner of 13 NBA Championship rings, has stated that he is sick and tired of seeing his former Lakers team lose. Jackson told Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine that he has spoken at length...

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Funny story: Magic Johnson Lambasts The Lakers Using The "E" Word

Magic Johnson Lambasts The Lakers Using The "E" Word

LOS ANGELES - Magic Johnson, who used to be part owner of The Los Angeles Lakers, has lambasted the team he once played for and partially owned. Johnson recently spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and told him that he is downr...

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Funny story: Heidi Klum and Metta World Peace Dating

Heidi Klum and Metta World Peace Dating

LOS ANGELES - The LaLaLand rumor mills are abuzz with the latest celebrity pairing of Project Runway host and judge Heidi Klum and NBA player Metta World Peace. Bedroom Pillow Talk reports that the couple was spotted having a late dinner at The Li...

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Funny story: Lakers Imploding: Coach D'Antoni Benches Pau Gasol

Lakers Imploding: Coach D'Antoni Benches Pau Gasol

LOS ANGELES - The television show The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills better look over its shoulders because it could end up getting lower ratings than the Lakers reality show. Jerry Buss's boys in purple and gold never seem to be at a loss for d...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant's Laker Teammates Are Fed Up With His Diva Antics

Kobe Bryant's Laker Teammates Are Fed Up With His Diva Antics

LOS ANGELES - Lakers super star Kobe Bryant says that he has just about reached the end of his rope and he feels that his team is on a roller coaster ride with a lot more downs than ups. He says that back during the summer when the team acquired S...

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Funny story: Shaquille O'Neal Could Be Joining The Lakers

Shaquille O'Neal Could Be Joining The Lakers

LOS ANGELES - The word out of Tinsel Town is that Lakers owner Jerry Buss has been in contact with ex-Laker Shaquille O'Neal about the possibility of returning to his former team. Buss is livid at the 20-26 record that his team currently possesses...

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Funny story: The Lakers May Fire Mike D'Antoni and Hire Phil Jackson

The Lakers May Fire Mike D'Antoni and Hire Phil Jackson

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers fell to the Phoenix Suns 97-86 in Phoenix in what was billed as Steve Nash's homecoming. The point guard's homecoming was nothing but more heartache as the Lakers are now languishing with a 20-26 record. Spo...

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Funny story: After The NBA Season Ends - The Lakers Will Star In A New Reality TV Show

After The NBA Season Ends - The Lakers Will Star In A New Reality TV Show

LOS ANGELES - Well it appears that the owner of The Los Angeles Lakers, Jerry Buss, has finally figured it out. He has contacted Tansinella Wickovich, a spokesperson with The Epitome Television Network, and plans are in the works to have the curre...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Is Now Playing The Piano To Relieve The Stress of Losing So Many Games

Kobe Bryant Is Now Playing The Piano To Relieve The Stress of Losing So Many Games

MEMPHIS - The player-coach of the Los Angeles Lakers, Kobe Bean Bryant, sat dejected in the visiting team locker room as he saw his Tinsel Town team fall for the fourth time in a row 106-93. And the team putting it to the Hollywood Lakers this tim...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Visits a Louisiana Voodoo Woman

Kobe Bryant Visits a Louisiana Voodoo Woman

LAKE CHARLES, Louisiana - An unnamed member of the Los Angeles Lakers organization said that Kobe Bryant is so tired of losing that he is seriously thinking about issuing fines to his fellow teammates if he feels that they did not give it 110 percent...

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Funny story: The Lakers Are Hit With Injuries: If Kobe Gets Hurt - They're The Washington Wizards

The Lakers Are Hit With Injuries: If Kobe Gets Hurt - They're The Washington Wizards

LOS ANGELES - The word on the streets of LaLaLand is that a disgruntled ex-Laker player went down to Lake Charles, Louisiana, and paid the world's most infamous voodoo woman Lottie Jo Lafayette to put a magic curse on the Lakers. And apparently it...

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Funny story: Phil Jackson Engaged To Laker Owner's Daughter Jeanie Buss

Phil Jackson Engaged To Laker Owner's Daughter Jeanie Buss

PLAYA DEL REY, California - Phil Jackson, 67, has won two NBA championship rings as a player with the New York Knicks, six as a coach for the Chicago Bulls, and five as a coach with the Los Angeles Lakers. And now the ex-coach known as the Zen Mas...

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Funny story: National Poll Says Kobe Bryant Needs To Stop Acting Like He's The Lakers Coach

National Poll Says Kobe Bryant Needs To Stop Acting Like He's The Lakers Coach

CHICAGO - A recent poll that was conducted by The National Sports Poll Coalition of America has just revealed an interesting fact about Los Angeles Laker basketball player Kobe Bean Bryant. Ronni Ruckerheimer, 27, a representative with the poll gi...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Begs Magic Johnson For Advice

Kobe Bryant Begs Magic Johnson For Advice

LOS ANGELES - This past summer, on paper at least, the Los Angeles Lakers were supposed to have been sitting at 22-0 right now, but instead they hold a below .500 record of 9-13. And Kobe Bean Bryant, the star of the Lakers, and according to him,...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Offered His Own Talk Show

Kobe Bryant Offered His Own Talk Show

NEW YORK CITY - According to Political Salad Bar Magazine Kobe Bryant of the Lost Angeles Lakers has just been offered to be the host of a brand new talk show. PSBM reporter Sinclair Petaluma stated that a spokesperson for the Fox Network, who ref...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Throws His Laker Teammates Under The Bus

Kobe Bryant Throws His Laker Teammates Under The Bus

LOS ANGELES - Well once again the prima donna personality of Kobe Bean Bryant has shown through as brightly as the sun's rays on a high noon July day in the middle of the Mojave Desert. Bryant's Lakers, as they are referred to by Jack Nicholson, A...

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