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Funny story: Kindles ruined at the London Book Fair

Kindles ruined at the London Book Fair

For the first time, Kindle, the electronic book reader from Amazon, had a stand at the London Book Fair this year. On the stand were a number of best selling authors who have come out to support electronic book readers. "Our mistake," said Kindle...

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Funny story: I Predict No More Riots

I Predict No More Riots

Police chiefs today outlined their new plans in how to respond to "social disturbances" or as we at Back and to the Left news call them "people acting batshit crazy". Police hope the new plans will help response times to events such as the London riots, and also allow them to use whatever means necessary to get the job done. The four point program was out lined as such. 1.Water Cannon-The p...

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Funny story: Lynton, Erskin and Inchcock. The Race Part four

Lynton, Erskin and Inchcock. The Race Part four

Skoob gave C.J. a nudge in the back that sent him forward onto the unsuspecting commuter. "So sorry" said C.J as he squirted the milky substance on the back of the man's coat. Lifting his black pork pie hat, Skoob bade the poor man "Adieu" and started to run in the direction of away. Not far behind him, an out of breath C.J caught up. "You twit, I nearly sprayed myself" "Don't stand near...

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Funny story: World Snooker Championship postponed Due to Milky Chalk...'

World Snooker Championship postponed Due to Milky Chalk...'

Eltham, England - The World Snooker Championships got off to a rocky start on the lower southeast side of London this week. Hosted in Eltham at the New Old World Snooker Club on 233 Eltham High Street, murder seems to be the only name of the game so...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Still Pines for British Man Who Ditched her for a Tart

Kate Gosselin Still Pines for British Man Who Ditched her for a Tart

It was the summer of 2010, and Kate Gosselin was at the peak of not only her reality show acting career but also the peak of her sexuality. Divorced since 2009, Gosselin was hot to trot, but looking for love in a small Pennsylvania town with cameras...

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Funny story: Charity street fundraiser told to 'Fuck off' for record 100,000th time

Charity street fundraiser told to 'Fuck off' for record 100,000th time

A charity street fundraiser from East London has been told to 'fuck off' by a member of the public for a record 100,000th time. Out-of-work over-actor and charity street fundraiser David Blande from Stratford reached the previously unheard of mile...

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Funny story: Train Chaos 'caused by too many layers'

Train Chaos 'caused by too many layers'

London- Emergency workers and National rail staff blame rail chaos on passenger's clothing. Staff battling to end the Monday morning rush-hour chaos that crippled London's Thameslink rail route have revealed the cause of the delays - a 'silly moo'...

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Funny story: Kill School Coming Soon to UK

Kill School Coming Soon to UK

Come 2015 there will be a rash of schools popping up all along the arse of England. Will the government provide the soothing lotion to combat this threat? No it seems the government is giving it's full backing (not to mention a fuck tonne of money) to see that military run "Kill Schools" for the most troubled youths will come to fruition. We tried to gain access to a military spokesman despite...

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Funny story: Born To Spoof: Chapter 99 The Return to Insanity

Born To Spoof: Chapter 99 The Return to Insanity

The snow fell through the black soot in the air of the mean streets of East London. It was Christmas Eve, yet the only thought on my mind was this: Is it possible to de-clone a clone? I was in my usual melancholy self as I shuffled through the slush towards The Spoof. I stopped on a street corner and stared at its dingy neon flashing light "The Spoof Writer's Pub", then underneath, "Members On...

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Funny story: High Speed rail link hits its first problem

High Speed rail link hits its first problem

The proposed high speed rail link between London and Manchester, with the shortest possible stay in Birmingham as is technically feasible, has been given the green light to be built, despite opposition. However, protesters against the new rail lin...

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Funny story: London Borough Of Ealing Declared International Dark-Sky Reserve

London Borough Of Ealing Declared International Dark-Sky Reserve

London's astronomers are over the moon at the announcement that the London Borough of Ealing has been declared an International Dark-Sky Reserve. 'London is an international centre of excellence for numerous endeavours,' explained Mayor of London,...

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Funny story: Remains of Jeremy Bentham stolen

Remains of Jeremy Bentham stolen

We, as an organ of the press, have always respected our great political philosophers in the time-honoured tradition. We were somewhat perturbed yesterday, to say the least, upon learning of the fateful events, which occurred in one of London's oldest...

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Funny story: Spoof Editor Fires All Writers Before Christmas!

Spoof Editor Fires All Writers Before Christmas!

Editor of the, The Spoof, Mark Lowton, today fired all writers for the internet Spoof rag, The Spoof. Lowton, who is known to deal in black market giant gerbils claims the move was to create more efficiency in the editing process. "We've been stif...

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Funny story: Britons Not Pleased with New Note

Britons Not Pleased with New Note

Most Britons were agitated today as they learned that the Bank of England issued a new fifty-pound note. In the height of the worst recession in history the government decided that this would be a great idea to unify Britons and prepare for the 201...

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Funny story: Tooth Fairy Sues Omega Auction House for Sale of John Lennon's Tooth!

Tooth Fairy Sues Omega Auction House for Sale of John Lennon's Tooth!

London - In court in London today the Tooth Fairy filed a lawsuit against Omega Auction house for selling a tooth belonging to the late John Lennon. "This tooth was never properly put under a pillow for me to take by Mr. Lennon,therefore I should...

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Funny story: GMP receive an eight grand CO2 charge for helping in the London Riots

GMP receive an eight grand CO2 charge for helping in the London Riots

Greater Manchester Police were left reeling and feeling out of pocket this week when they received an eight thousand pounds charge for crossing the emissions zone in London during the London riots. "We were shocked," said Chief of Police, Henry Ho...

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Funny story: Time's Up for Leaning Big Ben

Time's Up for Leaning Big Ben

Experts investigating London's leaning 'Big Ben' clock tower have now identified the cause. They say it is because of the vibrations going through the tower's structure every time the Great Bell, 'Big Ben', is chimed. The leaning problem with Big...

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