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Funny story: Will Alan Hansen Ever Shut Up About Balotelli And Actually Criticise Liverpool?

Will Alan Hansen Ever Shut Up About Balotelli And Actually Criticise Liverpool?

If BBC coverage is anything to go by, at least according to the vampiric looking TV pundit Alan Hansen, Manchester City are a club in crisis, yet everything in the Anfield garden is looking distinctly rosy. Hansen's criticism of City striker Mario...

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Funny story: Dalglish Sacked From Liverpool Job

Dalglish Sacked From Liverpool Job

There was near-chaos on Merseyside tonight when crowds gathered outside Anfield stadium, the home of Liverpool Football Club, where, earlier in the day, the club announced that it had dispensed with the services of car park attendant Ted Dalglish.

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Funny story: Dalglish For The Chop Following April Fool's Day Debacle

Dalglish For The Chop Following April Fool's Day Debacle

Insiders today reported that Kenny Dalglish faces the sack at his beloved Anfield, following yet another Liverpool defeat - their sixth in seven games - away to Newcastle United, with the Geordies running out easy winners by a 2-0 margin. In a dis...

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Funny story: Animal rights to visit Anfield, Liverpool, as concern mounts over 11 donkeys!

Animal rights to visit Anfield, Liverpool, as concern mounts over 11 donkeys!

This is ANFIELD, Liverpool: Animal rights investigators have instigated an investigation in the Anfield area of Liverpool, after reports that 11 donkeys and their old Scottish handler were forceably fed humble pie for over 90 minutes, on Saturday 24...

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Funny story: Downton Abbey Ends and Downtown Fenway Begins

Downton Abbey Ends and Downtown Fenway Begins

The aristocrats in England are going on hiatus as the overblown kingpins in Boston are back at it. Yes, folks, the British prestige series came to an end Sunday with the tabloids ready to pounce on the scandalous behavior of the eldest daughter, a...

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Funny story: Pitch Invasion Thug Banned

Pitch Invasion Thug Banned

A Thug who ran on to the Anfield pitch and threatened a goalkeeper in front of TV cameras has been banned from all football matches. Cat Anfield Cat aged 3, ran on to the Anfield pitch during Liverpool's Premier League tie with Tottenham Hotspur o...

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Funny story: Liverpool apologise to Chelsea for Torres

Liverpool apologise to Chelsea for Torres

Liverpool have described Fernando Torres' refusal to score for Chelsea as "unacceptable". Torres has since apologised for being unable to hit a cow's arse with a banjo, and admits he has let the club down. Liverpool's managing director, says th...

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Funny story: "Handy-man" Suarez refuses to wipe his bum clean!

"Handy-man" Suarez refuses to wipe his bum clean!

Luiz Suarez, "top-sportsman" and not very good "handy-man", who just happens to apply his trade for a club that really should know better employing such ignorant apes (sorry that's an insult to an ape), decided not to wipe his bum clean. In front...

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Funny story: Kenny Dalglish substitutes Andy Carroll with a "wimp"!

Kenny Dalglish substitutes Andy Carroll with a "wimp"!

After Fernando Torres of Chelsea, Andy Carroll bites the biscuit as the second big time loser in the Premier league and slowly Liverpool manager, Kenny Dalglish, is beginning to see what they paid 35 million quid for, a "wimp"! Andy, struggling to...

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Funny story: Transfer Window: Man City, PSG and Chelsea to bid for Anfield hero

Transfer Window: Man City, PSG and Chelsea to bid for Anfield hero

Liverpool manager Kenny MacGlish today told reporters that the Anfield Cat was not for sale despite big bids from Manchester City, Paris Saint Germain and Chelsea. The cat made a cameo appearance at Anfield last night in the televised match betwe...

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Funny story: Fabio Capello decides on new skipper after FA strip Terry of captaincy

Fabio Capello decides on new skipper after FA strip Terry of captaincy

Fabio Capello may be in breach of his contract by telling an Italian radio station he was not happy about the FA decision to strip John Terry of the captaincy over his court appearance for alleged racism - but last night at Anfield he may have found...

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Funny story: Carling Cup: Investigation into Welsh team reaching Final

Carling Cup: Investigation into Welsh team reaching Final

Scottish football manager Kenny McDalglish has called on football authorities to investigate how a Welsh team have found themselves to be playing in the English League Cup Final. Liverpool reached the final last week with an aggregate win over Man...

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Funny story: Suarez to have extra english lessons to avoid repeat of race row

Suarez to have extra english lessons to avoid repeat of race row

Luis Suarez is taking extra English lessons to avoid a repeat of his ban for racially abusing Patrice Evra. The Liverpool striker was given an eight-match suspension for calling the Manchester United left back 'negro' and feels the charge came abo...

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Funny story: Transfer Window: Steven Gerrard agrees to new long term contract

Transfer Window: Steven Gerrard agrees to new long term contract

Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard has signed a new long-term contract which will effectively see him end his career with the same doctor. The 31-year-old scouser, who came through the ranks at Liverpool, first appeared at the surgery back in Novemb...

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Funny story: Kop cop it again

Kop cop it again

Kenny Dalglish has been delighted with the recent form of Luis Suarez this year. "He is racking up game bans like no one else - its been really superb - it gives the whole squad a lift to know he wont be playing". Dalglish and his players plan to war...

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Funny story: QPR bit by "rat" Suarez

QPR bit by "rat" Suarez

Neil Warnock has claimed that Liverpool striker Luis Suarez has the most dangerous teeth in the Premier League. "Suarez was like Ken Dodd on acid out there today. His hampsteads never stopped moving and they tore our defence to shreds. Our forwa...

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Funny story: Liverpool FC's Luis Suarez waves goodbye to his fans with his middle finger!

Liverpool FC's Luis Suarez waves goodbye to his fans with his middle finger!

Liverpool's jubilant Luis Suarez left the pitch last night at Craven Cottage waving to his fans with his middle finger stuck in the air. The gesture was totally misunderstood by the FA, and now they are reviewing his very friendly gesture. Why? Luis is a terrific loser, once upon a time whilst playing for Ajax in Holland he gave an opponent a love bite on the neck because he was so overjoyed at...

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