Fashion experts were today proclaiming the Andy Carroll haircut as the new Fernando Torres. Speaking at Wembley Fashion Weekend - where Carroll showcased his trademark ponytail haircut by connecting his head to a football and putting it into the...
After Paul The Octopus took the 2010 World Cup by storm by correctly picking the winner in eight successive world cup matches upto and including the final, Sloof Sport News today discovered a meerkat is now attempting to repeat the feat starting with the FA Cup semi-finals. Mystic Mikhov the Meerkat is A cousin of Russian Meerkat Alexsandr, who viewers may know from the Compare The Meerkat webs...
Spoof writers have been roundly condemned by the Archbishop of Dorking for repeatedly writing reams of absolute drivel about how crap Manchester City and Liverpool are at football. "There's way too much of this bollock-toss on the site at the mome...
If BBC coverage is anything to go by, at least according to the vampiric looking TV pundit Alan Hansen, Manchester City are a club in crisis, yet everything in the Anfield garden is looking distinctly rosy. Hansen's criticism of City striker Mario...
There was near-chaos on Merseyside tonight when crowds gathered outside Anfield stadium, the home of Liverpool Football Club, where, earlier in the day, the club announced that it had dispensed with the services of car park attendant Ted Dalglish.
Insiders today reported that Kenny Dalglish faces the sack at his beloved Anfield, following yet another Liverpool defeat - their sixth in seven games - away to Newcastle United, with the Geordies running out easy winners by a 2-0 margin. In a dis...
This is ANFIELD, Liverpool: Animal rights investigators have instigated an investigation in the Anfield area of Liverpool, after reports that 11 donkeys and their old Scottish handler were forceably fed humble pie for over 90 minutes, on Saturday 24...
The aristocrats in England are going on hiatus as the overblown kingpins in Boston are back at it. Yes, folks, the British prestige series came to an end Sunday with the tabloids ready to pounce on the scandalous behavior of the eldest daughter, a...
A Thug who ran on to the Anfield pitch and threatened a goalkeeper in front of TV cameras has been banned from all football matches. Cat Anfield Cat aged 3, ran on to the Anfield pitch during Liverpool's Premier League tie with Tottenham Hotspur o...
Liverpool have described Fernando Torres' refusal to score for Chelsea as "unacceptable". Torres has since apologised for being unable to hit a cow's arse with a banjo, and admits he has let the club down. Liverpool's managing director, says th...
Luiz Suarez, "top-sportsman" and not very good "handy-man", who just happens to apply his trade for a club that really should know better employing such ignorant apes (sorry that's an insult to an ape), decided not to wipe his bum clean. In front...
After Fernando Torres of Chelsea, Andy Carroll bites the biscuit as the second big time loser in the Premier league and slowly Liverpool manager, Kenny Dalglish, is beginning to see what they paid 35 million quid for, a "wimp"! Andy, struggling to...
Liverpool manager Kenny MacGlish today told reporters that the Anfield Cat was not for sale despite big bids from Manchester City, Paris Saint Germain and Chelsea. The cat made a cameo appearance at Anfield last night in the televised match betwe...
Fabio Capello may be in breach of his contract by telling an Italian radio station he was not happy about the FA decision to strip John Terry of the captaincy over his court appearance for alleged racism - but last night at Anfield he may have found...
Scottish football manager Kenny McDalglish has called on football authorities to investigate how a Welsh team have found themselves to be playing in the English League Cup Final. Liverpool reached the final last week with an aggregate win over Man...
Luis Suarez is taking extra English lessons to avoid a repeat of his ban for racially abusing Patrice Evra. The Liverpool striker was given an eight-match suspension for calling the Manchester United left back 'negro' and feels the charge came abo...
Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard has signed a new long-term contract which will effectively see him end his career with the same doctor. The 31-year-old scouser, who came through the ranks at Liverpool, first appeared at the surgery back in Novemb...
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