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Funny story: Demi Moore Finds Yet Another Boy Toy

Demi Moore Finds Yet Another Boy Toy

BEVERLY HILLS - One thing that can be said about Demi Moore is that the 50-year-old cougar does not seem to have any problem attracting males who are young enough to be her son. Moore, who is still not divorced from Ashton Kutcher, was recently sp...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Explains The Pot Photo: I Was Just Holding It For A Friend

Justin Bieber Explains The Pot Photo: I Was Just Holding It For A Friend

HOLLYWOOD - Many of Tinsel Town's entertaiment publications and news agencies are beginning to refer to Justin Bieber as the Male Version of Lindsay Lohan. The 18-year-old Canadian singer has apparently decided that he would much rather travel in...

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Funny story: Celebrity New Year's Resolutions

Celebrity New Year's Resolutions

Well it's that time of the year again, when everyone in the free world makes their New Year's Resolutions. Experts on the subject report that a little over 27 percent of the individuals who make the resolutions actually end up keeping them; with most going by the wayside within the first two days of the new year. Last year one of the biggest resolutions was to stop eating so many carbs. Anot...

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Funny story: Dr. Phil Says Lindsay Lohan Is Pretty Much A Lost Cause

Dr. Phil Says Lindsay Lohan Is Pretty Much A Lost Cause

LAS VEGAS - Dr. Phil McGraw, one of America's most famous psychologists was in Las Vegas on business, which he said amounted to basically visiting some of the money he has lost at the slot machines. He was approached by Tittle Tattle Tonight's Tap...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Says She's Too Pretty To Go To Prison

Lindsay Lohan Says She's Too Pretty To Go To Prison

LOS ANGELES - The troubled sand grains are flowing faster through Lindsay Lohan's hour glass than M&Ms out of the package to Kirstie Alley's mouth. The little celebutante has finally gotten to the point where she has used up her entire allotme...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Has Fallen Head-Over-Heels For Max George

Lindsay Lohan Has Fallen Head-Over-Heels For Max George

NEW YORK CITY - Lindsay Lohan has stated that she truly feels that she is on the road to recovery as she has hooked up with Max George of The Wanted. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight Max and Lindsay first met at The Drunken Door Mouse Bar in New...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Arrested (Again!)

Lindsay Lohan Arrested (Again!)

NEW YORK CITY - The human time bomb known as Lindsay Lohan keeps on furiously tick tocking and there appears to be nothing anyone can do about it. Lohan, who is considered one of the luckiest females in the history of the world, continues to push...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Wants To Date Angus T. Jones

Lindsay Lohan Wants To Date Angus T. Jones

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan says she watched the Internet video of Angus T. Jones badmouthing Two and A Half Men, the show that pays him an astounding $350,000 a week just to utter a few lines that any 19-year-old boy in the good old USA could do.

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan's New Perfume "Liz and Dick" Is Selling Like Hot Cakes

Lindsay Lohan's New Perfume "Liz and Dick" Is Selling Like Hot Cakes

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan and her look-a-like mom Dina sat in her mansion Lucky LohanLand and watched the Lifetime premier of her movie Liz & Dick. The film covers the tumultuous story of the relationship, marriage, divorce, relationship,...

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Funny story: The Real Reason Charlie Sheen Gave Lindsay Lohan $100,000

The Real Reason Charlie Sheen Gave Lindsay Lohan $100,000

SHERMAN OAKS, California - It has been reported that Charlie Sheen AKA the Space Cadet gave Lindsay Lohan AKA Lucky Lohan $100,000 so she could pay her income taxes. But Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight spoke to a very close, unnamed frien...

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Funny story: Dina Lohan Looks Younger Than Her Daughter Lindsay

Dina Lohan Looks Younger Than Her Daughter Lindsay

NEW YORK CITY - Many would agree that the Lohan family is perhaps one of the most dysfunctional family's east or west of the Mississippi River. Lindsay, who has been nicknamed "The Roller Coaster" by Jill Biden, wife of Vice-President Joe Biden, k...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Wants To Make A Comedy Film With Robin Williams

Lindsay Lohan Wants To Make A Comedy Film With Robin Williams

KEYSTONE, South Dakota - Lindsay Lohan traveled to The Black Hills of South Dakota to visit Mount Rushmore. She had been told by her therapist Dr. Ottoman Buxton of Tarzana, that she really needed to visit Mount Rushmore and take a good look at th...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Ordered Into Rehab Due To Her Hurricane Sandy Remark

Lindsay Lohan Ordered Into Rehab Due To Her Hurricane Sandy Remark

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan has just joined the ranks of individuals such as Gilbert Gottfried, Jeff Ross, Tracy Morgan, and Dane Clark who have all been guilty of sticking their feet in their mouth. Lohan does have the distinction of being the o...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Blames All Her Troubles On Her Freckles

Lindsay Lohan Blames All Her Troubles On Her Freckles

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay "Lucky" Lohan was sitting by herself in a private booth at the trendy Fountain of Youth Lounge in Venice Beach. One of the waiters said that he overheard her talking on the phone to her ex-girlfriend and one time fianceƩ Sam...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan At It Again!

Lindsay Lohan At It Again!

ATLANTA - The wardrobe mistress on the motion picture Scary Movie 5: The Attack of Little Bunny Foo Foo has reported that the production company is missing over $57,000 in wardrobe shoes. Ultressa Hicklenpucker, 24, told Tittle Tattle Tonight that...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Confesses He Is Not Gay

Tom Cruise Confesses He Is Not Gay

MARINA DEL REY, California - Mission Impossible and recently divorced movie star Tom Cruise says that he is going on with his life and it appears that he has moved over to the fast lane. According to Tahiti Zeppelin with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres,...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Voting For Romney: President Obama Says Thank You!

Lindsay Lohan Voting For Romney: President Obama Says Thank You!

VENICE BEACH, California - One of Tinsel Town's most troubled females, Lindsay Lohan, has just announced that she will be voting for Mitt Romney for president. Lohan told GOPicky Magazine's Tabitha Tula Wishywater that after thinking things over i...

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