The U.K, France and Lebanon are in negotiations in an attempt to ratchet up the pressure on Colonel Gaddafi and Libya. Increasingly frustrated at the lack of U.N. agreement on meaningful sanctions against the North African country, David Cameron i...
Tripoli, Libya - Libyan Strongman/Dictator Muamar Ghaddafi surprised the international community today by claiming to call for a cease fire and military stand down, and expressing surprise and amusement at the uproar over his civil war to retain powe...
The leaders of all states in the European Union have met in an emergency summit in Brussels to devise a common approach to Libya. France, Germany, the United Kingdom and Italy's Premiers led the debate and have issued a statement on behalf of all...
Following quickly in the steps of France's President Nicolas Sarkozy, "GI" Dave Cameron was quick to jump into the fray ahead of US President Obama, begging France to reopen 'Lend Lease' in order to "borrow" some planes to enforce Britain's ambitiou...
President Barack Obama opened up the first federal attack on bullying in schools by convening a press conference and stating unequivocally, "I don't care how many times you see me kissing Michelle's shoes, I do it willingly. It's not because of bull...
Under fire Libyan Leader Muammar Gaddafi has donated the fee his son received from the London School of Economics for his controversial video link appearance at the college's Ralph Miliband Lectures. Saif al-Gaddafi received a nominal 50 cent fee...
Colonel Gaddafi has shocked the world by using funk music to recapture parts of Libya. In an amazing attempt to daze rebels the Colonel has launched an attack of 'FUNK' on weary protestors. In a breaking interview Gaddafi explained his motives...
London - (Seizures Palace): A gang of partially clad squatters has taken over Saif Al Gaddafi's bijou residence in Hampstead Garden Suburb. The self-styled Topless Tyrants group is occupying Winnington Road's celebrated 'Duntossin' mansion. "To...
The general Secretary of the United Nations, Banksy Moon held a summit with world leaders, including Barak Obama, David Cameron, Fred Shred and a chap who was a runner-up on X-Factor, to discuss the potential for a no fly zone in Libya. However, f...
The timetable by Governments hostile to Gaddafi in Libya has had several phases. 1. ACTION - Discussion of options. 2. DRAMATIC ACTION - Planning for action. 3. SERIOUS ACTION - Deep discussion and contingency planning for a no fligh zone over Libya. 4. SPOOF ACTION - The Haig Plan as used in World War 1. 5. IMMEDIATE ACTION - Calling on the UN to DO SOMETHING. 6. IMMEDIATE ACTIO...
Foreign Secretary William Hague, already under fire after the botched diplomatic mission to Libya, is facing increased pressure to resign after it emerged that he received backing from Colonel Gaddafi only 2 weeks before civil unrest hit the oil rich...
Benghazi-by-the-Kazi: The mystery pair caught on CCTV outside Gareth Williams' apartment have suddenly popped up in Libyan YouBoob! footage. The twenty-something man and woman were filmed in a Benghazi hotel's penthouse hot tub playing Rock-Sciss...
Unnamed sources are reporting that former U.S president George W. Bush has been admitted to a mental health facility in Houston, Texas suffering from "severe emotional distress". 'Dubya', who lost the presidential election to Barack Obama in 2008,...
We have reliable reports coming in that James Bond is currently in Libya. Previously he slept with Gaddafi's daughter Salome in an attempt to find out more about her father's plans. But Bond was suspected, because his penis was tattooed with the Union Jack - only visible when erect. Our man James only escaped after overpowering several tanks sent to eliminate him. But this was after Bond d...
LSE, London: Strange things have been happening recently, the great and good, the chattering classes, have all decided en masse, that after 42 years, Colonel Gaddafi is a Dictator that should be sent to Coventry! In October 2009 at the governing...
TRIPOLI, LIB. - As the United Nations Organisation (UN) declares a No-Fly Zone over Libyan territory, Culiseta longiareolata, mosquito, has been attacked by homo sapien forces for appearing to look like a member of the Diptera (fly) family. "It's...
Unhappy with the constant butchering of his name in the media, Muammar Al-Gaddafi, aka Moammar Gaddafi, Muammar Khaddafi, Moammar El-Gathafi, M. A. Kaddafy, El Cid, Pancho Villa, and Charlie Sheen today announced that he is changing his name to John...
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