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Funny story: C Nick Clegg

C Nick Clegg

On a TV reality show, masquerading as the definitive account of the "5 days that changed British Politics", how many of us could C. Nick Clegg, wriggling and definitely not giggling, as he was questioned about his unholy alliance with Call me Dave?...

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Funny story: ConDemned coalition need a holiday already, take as long as you like say the British population

ConDemned coalition need a holiday already, take as long as you like say the British population

Call me Dave has had a torrid time in the US. The poor guy must be really exhausted after weeks spent turning the UK upside down and back again. It must have been exhaustion that made him, mistakenly, bring the USA into WW2 a year before they ac...

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Funny story: The Tories (and the LibDems) will never learn

The Tories (and the LibDems) will never learn

It has been a hectic afternoon for the ConDemned coalition. First the Deputy Prime Minister, then the Secretary of State for Education were dragged through the House of Commons by the opposition. An opposition, in Nick Clegg's case that included many...

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Funny story: Energy Secretary Chris Huhne Has Energy To Spare

Energy Secretary Chris Huhne Has Energy To Spare

Cabinet Minister Chris Huhne, the Energy Secretary, has proved that he's got energy in abundance, by carrying on an extra-marital sex affair with a former PR worker. Sources say that Huhne was caught out by alert press hawks as he entertained his...

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Funny story: It had to happen, Lib Dem Government minister knifed by the Tory press

It had to happen, Lib Dem Government minister knifed by the Tory press

The expenses scandal will not go away it seems. The Tory press did not take long to dig up the dirt on their Lib Dem friends. The latest name is no less a Coalition Government Minister than the Chief Secretary to the Treasury. The second whip to t...

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Funny story: Cameron's Lib-Con 5% Pay Cut Welcomed by Oliver Letwin

Cameron's Lib-Con 5% Pay Cut Welcomed by Oliver Letwin

Oliver Letwin - the Minister of State at Cabinet Office, Policy, in David Cameron's new Con-Lib Coalition Cabinet, is quite happy to take the 5% pay cut imposed on the Cabinet by the new Prime Minister, writes Westminster Editor James Ivory Merchant.

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Funny story: Mick And Dave Take Show On The Road

Mick And Dave Take Show On The Road

The hilarious new Mick & Dave show has opened to rave reviews in the West End of London and they plan to take it on a nationwide tour this summer. The pair teamed up at the last minute after the two major shows they'd been tirelessly working o...

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Funny story: David Cameron To Ban EastEnders

David Cameron To Ban EastEnders

New British Prime Minister David Cameron has today delivered his first speech as the nation's leader, and has announced his intention to ban any further broadcasts of the BBC1 show EastEnders. Cameron told a massed media gathering outside number 1...

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Funny story: Man votes Lib Dem just to spite wife

Man votes Lib Dem just to spite wife

A man emerged from a polling station this morning and announced to waiting press that he had voted for the Liberal Democrats "just to spite his wife." The man, whose day had reportedly got off to a bad start when he couldn't find his electric razo...

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Funny story: Free Cocaine for student voters

Free Cocaine for student voters

The Liberal Democratic Party, famous for their liberal attitude towards recreational drugs, are promising "at least" a couple of grams of Bolivian Marching Powder to every student who agrees to vote LibDem on 6th May. Sniff O'Tooter, the party's D...

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Funny story: Topless Fire Eater Was Once Liberal Democrat

Topless Fire Eater Was Once Liberal Democrat

The topless fire eater who so impressed Simon Cowell and Piers Morgan on Britain's Got Talent has a terrible secret. She was once a Liberal Democrat and attended some of their conferences. Exotic dancer Tia Brodie made it through to the next round...

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Funny story: Contacting Liberal Democrats A "Bad Idea" Says Hawking

Contacting Liberal Democrats A "Bad Idea" Says Hawking

Professor Stephen Hawking has warned against attempting to make contact with the Liberal Democrats. The legendary academic understands that finding life in another political party far away may be exciting, but he is concerned that it could end in dis...

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Funny story: Nick Clegg Denies Being The Grandson Of Cleggy Out Of Last Of The Summer Wine

Nick Clegg Denies Being The Grandson Of Cleggy Out Of Last Of The Summer Wine

A clearly exasperated Lib-Dem leader Nick Clegg today issued his strongest denial yet as smears against his character continue to surface. Nick Clegg vehemently denied that he is the grandson of Cleggy out of Last Of The Summer Wine, saying that C...

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Funny story: Nick Clegg Is As Bent As A Nine Pound Note Claim Rivals

Nick Clegg Is As Bent As A Nine Pound Note Claim Rivals

Hot on the heels of his meteoric rise in popularity, Lib-Dem leader Nick Clegg is quickly having to adjust to the seedy underbelly of political life as he becomes the target of an unprecedented smear campaign. Allegations of financial irregulariti...

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Funny story: Glib Dems airbrush away benefits cheat Mayor

Glib Dems airbrush away benefits cheat Mayor

London - (Glib Gab Pact): "Someone should quiz Nick Clegg about dodgy Liberal Democrat Mayor of Camden, Omar Faruque Ansari," pollsters said today ahead of the second (c)leg of the party leaders' televised debate. Ansar, 69, was arrested by police...

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Funny story: Lib Dems extend parental leave to some fathers

Lib Dems extend parental leave to some fathers

Lib Dem manifesto proposals offer a tiny crumb of comfort to the huge numbers of misguided men who thought that they were a slightly safer haven than the other parties for their vote. WRONG! Lib Dems propose to share parental leave between parents...

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Funny story: Nick Clegg Is The Son Of A Banker

Nick Clegg Is The Son Of A Banker

Following his unprecedented levels of success in the public popularity stakes in the wake of the live televised Leadership Debate, the big guns have been sharpening the knives in preparation for a scathing counter offensive, with the sole intention o...

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