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Funny story: Rosie O'Donnell Warns Jesse James That He Had Better Keep His Tattooed Hands Off Her New Sexy Girlfriend

Rosie O'Donnell Warns Jesse James That He Had Better Keep His Tattooed Hands Off Her New Sexy Girlfriend

NEW YORK CITY - Rosie O'Donnell just found out that Jesse James and Kat Von D are no longer together again for the third or fourth time this year. She quickly stated that "Messy" Jesse better keep his grungy tattooed hands off of her new girlfrien...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Has Just Been Mandated To Do 1,000 Hours of Community Service For Making Out With Her Mom In Public

Lindsay Lohan Has Just Been Mandated To Do 1,000 Hours of Community Service For Making Out With Her Mom In Public

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles County Superior Court judge who has been handling the case of Lindsay Lohan has just issued a directive that mandates that Miss Lohan perform 1,000 hours of community service. Judge Stephanie "Smiley" Sauntner stated...

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Funny story: Bachmann on Leno: admits error re. HPV vaccine comment, says instead that it causes lesbianism

Bachmann on Leno: admits error re. HPV vaccine comment, says instead that it causes lesbianism

HOLLYWOOD, Calif.--Michele Bachmann followed in Obama's footsteps by putting her foot in her mouth on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno." When Leno pressed Bachmann on the topic regarding the HPV vaccine, Bachmann conceded, "Well, I wasn't speaking...

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Funny story: An Extremely Bitter Lindsay Lohan Will Not Be Giving Ex-Girlfriend Samantha Ronson and Her Future Wife A Wedding Gift

An Extremely Bitter Lindsay Lohan Will Not Be Giving Ex-Girlfriend Samantha Ronson and Her Future Wife A Wedding Gift

VENICE BEACH - The poor, little, troubled, and misunderstood starlet Lindsay Lohan reportedly threw one hell of a hissy fit when she learned that her long time ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson has asked her new belly bumpin' girlfriend to marry her.

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Funny story: Country Music's First Lesbian Singer Chely Wright Has Married Her Girlfriend

Country Music's First Lesbian Singer Chely Wright Has Married Her Girlfriend

NASHVILLE - Music City, has just announced the marriage of the first lesbian couple in the history of country music. Chely Wright, whose had such hits as "Shut Up And Drive," "Single White Female," and last years follow up song, "Single White Lesb...

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Funny story: Kathy Griffin Is So Happy That Gays and Lesbians Can Now Marry In New York That She Might Just Up And Marry Rosie O'Donnell

Kathy Griffin Is So Happy That Gays and Lesbians Can Now Marry In New York That She Might Just Up And Marry Rosie O'Donnell

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kathy Griffin who stars in her own reality show My Life on The D List says that she is one of the happiest campers in America. She told her good friend and avowed lesbian Coquette Eucalyptus with The West Hollywood Flaming Gazett...

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Funny story: Ke$ha Explains The Britney Spears Lesbian Rumors

Ke$ha Explains The Britney Spears Lesbian Rumors

HACIENDA HEIGHTS - Ke$ha recently spoke with Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight at a Pizza Gal Restaurant in Hacienda Heights. The singer who had a big hit with her song "We R Who We Say We R" and then with her follow up song "We B Who We Sa...

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Funny story: Syria's entire lesbian community are actually American truckers

Syria's entire lesbian community are actually American truckers

Syria has never been the best place to be a lesbian (Lesbos is, obviously) - it has widespread homophobia, religious extremism, and half the women wear burkas. But with the recent news that not one but TWO Syrian lesbian bloggers have turned out to b...

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Funny story: Tracy Morgan Explains Why He Has Decided To Move To The North Pole

Tracy Morgan Explains Why He Has Decided To Move To The North Pole

BEAVER PELTS, Wyoming - Tracy Morgan high-tailed it out of Hollywood and headed for one of the most secluded places in America, Beaver Pelts, Wyoming. One of the stars of the TV show 30 Rock made some extremely derogatory anti-gay remarks that are...

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Funny story: 'Gary' Glitter attack on Pissed-As-A-Newt Gingrich

'Gary' Glitter attack on Pissed-As-A-Newt Gingrich

Minnesota - Wannabe Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich was showered with 'gay' glitter during a barnstorming book signing session today. Gingrich and his wife Callista (Flockheart? Nah! That's Harrison Ford's little bundle of bulimia.

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Funny story: Hold The Front Page - New Daily Mail Title Set To Create Havoc On Newsstands!

Hold The Front Page - New Daily Mail Title Set To Create Havoc On Newsstands!

"You couldn't make it up could you?" An often heard comment in pubs and clubs the length and breadth of the land; but one that is destined to be outdated before much longer, as today news emerges that there's soon to be an offshoot publication from t...

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Funny story: People Who Can't Mind Their Own Damned Business Question Queen Latifah's Sexuality

People Who Can't Mind Their Own Damned Business Question Queen Latifah's Sexuality

The interwebs are abuzz this evening, and fans are atwitter about the private f--king business of Queen Latifah, after she was photographed kissing her personal trainer, Jeanette Jenkins, on a yacht in France "There have been rumours about Latifah...

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Funny story: Dyke Woman, Feminized Man to Replace Superman as New American Heroes

Dyke Woman, Feminized Man to Replace Superman as New American Heroes

Today, after Action Comics announced that Superman will no longer be an American Citizen, their rival, Dysfunctional Comics announced the creation of two new American superheroes which they believe will be much more beneficial to today's American soc...

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Funny story: Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montag Have Just Finished Filming Their X-Rated Movie "The Naked PMS'ing Lesbian Vampire Bitches From Hell"

Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montag Have Just Finished Filming Their X-Rated Movie "The Naked PMS'ing Lesbian Vampire Bitches From Hell"

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montag were hanging out by the pool at Montag's $7.7 million Sherman Oaks mansion Plasticland Manor celebrating their soon-to-be released film, The Naked PMS'ing Lesbian Vampire Bi...

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Funny story: Country Singer Chely Wright Says She's Found The 'Wright' Woman And Lesbian Wedding Bells Will Be Ringing In August

Country Singer Chely Wright Says She's Found The 'Wright' Woman And Lesbian Wedding Bells Will Be Ringing In August

WILLAMANTIC, Connecticut - Country music singer Chely Wright 40, who came out of the bunkhouse closet last year and told the world that she is a full-fledged lesbianite has just announced that on August 20, 2011, she is getting herself 'hitched' as t...

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Funny story: Vanessa Hudgens Says Her "Tramp Stamp" Tattoo With The Initials "K.S." Is Not Permanent

Vanessa Hudgens Says Her "Tramp Stamp" Tattoo With The Initials "K.S." Is Not Permanent

SANTA ANA, California - The star of the Twilight series was in Santa Ana, home of the dreaded Santa Ana Winds, visiting her former high school geography teacher Mr. Humboldt Puckerfield, 72. As soon as she stepped outside of Mr. Puckerfield's double-wide trailer she was met by a reporter for Bedroom Pillow Talk Summersetter Faxx. Vanessa was asked about the rumor that she had gone down to Ve...

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Funny story: Daisy Lowe Claims 'I'm A Mild Lesbian'

Daisy Lowe Claims 'I'm A Mild Lesbian'

Daisy Lowe, model and partner of Doctor Who star Matt Smith, sensationally revealed today that she is a 'mild lesbian' during an interview. The cat walk star told reporters that she had 'a crush' on star Kelly Brooke, and that she was 'a hotty'. T...

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