DES MOINES, Iowa - Michele Bachmann's Hair Spray Across America Bus Tour stopped in Des Moines, Iowa, the town known for being the birthplace of Nacho Velcro the inventor of the zipper. The congresswoman from Minnesota's 6th district was asked by...
NEW ORLEANS - Rosie O'Donnell flew down to the Big Easy to pick up her weekly purchase of Louisiana Deluxe Blue Clawed Crawfish which she hand picks herself from Bayou Beaudreau Beauregard's Crawfish and Alligator Farm. While in New Orleans she me...
BILLINGSGATE POST: 'L Word' actress Leisha Haley and fashion designer Nina Garduno joined the Mile High Club yesterday by scoring a hat trick while playing tonsil hockey at an altitude estimated at 30,000 feet while flying on a Southwest Airlines je...
NEW YORK CITY - Rosie O'Donnell just found out that Jesse James and Kat Von D are no longer together again for the third or fourth time this year. She quickly stated that "Messy" Jesse better keep his grungy tattooed hands off of her new girlfrien...
LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles County Superior Court judge who has been handling the case of Lindsay Lohan has just issued a directive that mandates that Miss Lohan perform 1,000 hours of community service. Judge Stephanie "Smiley" Sauntner stated...
HOLLYWOOD, Calif.--Michele Bachmann followed in Obama's footsteps by putting her foot in her mouth on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno." When Leno pressed Bachmann on the topic regarding the HPV vaccine, Bachmann conceded, "Well, I wasn't speaking...
VENICE BEACH - The poor, little, troubled, and misunderstood starlet Lindsay Lohan reportedly threw one hell of a hissy fit when she learned that her long time ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson has asked her new belly bumpin' girlfriend to marry her.
NASHVILLE - Music City, has just announced the marriage of the first lesbian couple in the history of country music. Chely Wright, whose had such hits as "Shut Up And Drive," "Single White Female," and last years follow up song, "Single White Lesb...
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kathy Griffin who stars in her own reality show My Life on The D List says that she is one of the happiest campers in America. She told her good friend and avowed lesbian Coquette Eucalyptus with The West Hollywood Flaming Gazett...
HACIENDA HEIGHTS - Ke$ha recently spoke with Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight at a Pizza Gal Restaurant in Hacienda Heights. The singer who had a big hit with her song "We R Who We Say We R" and then with her follow up song "We B Who We Sa...
Syria has never been the best place to be a lesbian (Lesbos is, obviously) - it has widespread homophobia, religious extremism, and half the women wear burkas. But with the recent news that not one but TWO Syrian lesbian bloggers have turned out to b...
BEAVER PELTS, Wyoming - Tracy Morgan high-tailed it out of Hollywood and headed for one of the most secluded places in America, Beaver Pelts, Wyoming. One of the stars of the TV show 30 Rock made some extremely derogatory anti-gay remarks that are...
Minnesota - Wannabe Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich was showered with 'gay' glitter during a barnstorming book signing session today. Gingrich and his wife Callista (Flockheart? Nah! That's Harrison Ford's little bundle of bulimia.
"You couldn't make it up could you?" An often heard comment in pubs and clubs the length and breadth of the land; but one that is destined to be outdated before much longer, as today news emerges that there's soon to be an offshoot publication from t...
The interwebs are abuzz this evening, and fans are atwitter about the private f--king business of Queen Latifah, after she was photographed kissing her personal trainer, Jeanette Jenkins, on a yacht in France "There have been rumours about Latifah...
Today, after Action Comics announced that Superman will no longer be an American Citizen, their rival, Dysfunctional Comics announced the creation of two new American superheroes which they believe will be much more beneficial to today's American soc...
SHERMAN OAKS, California - Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montag were hanging out by the pool at Montag's $7.7 million Sherman Oaks mansion Plasticland Manor celebrating their soon-to-be released film, The Naked PMS'ing Lesbian Vampire Bi...
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