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Funny story: MP Actually Has Worthy Idea

MP Actually Has Worthy Idea

LONDON - At Westminster, something incredible happened. An MP stood up and asked Parliament to pass a law. Sharon Hodgson is the MP who has launched a private member's bill in the House of Commons, which apes a law that already exists and seems to...

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Funny story: Cat Sits on Jury

Cat Sits on Jury

A cat named Sal has been called up for Jury service in Boston, USA. The owners of the cat have pleaded that the animal doesn't understand or speak English but a request to be excused jury service has been denied. This historic event is due to some...

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Funny story: Jo Yeates Murder Suspect: Defence Lawyer Appointed

Jo Yeates Murder Suspect: Defence Lawyer Appointed

Staunch supporters in the Netherlands have made vast financial donations toward ensuring Vincent Tabak is properly represented in court. Outrageous comedian, Jimmy Carr, who practiced law for 12 years before becoming Britain's best loved comedian...

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Funny story: Jo Yeates: Bristol Police Foil Vincent Tabak Escape Bid

Jo Yeates: Bristol Police Foil Vincent Tabak Escape Bid

Late reports are coming in to the news desk of an attemtpted escape, by Jo Yeates murder suspect Vincent "the jackal" Tabak. Police cordoned off a large section of the Bristol area today to ensure he could not make a getaway. Police are still act...

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Funny story: Masturbation to be outlawed

Masturbation to be outlawed

The government caused outraged today when it announced that wanking and masturbation in general will be outlawed after midnight today. Government spokesman Marsta Bates, said the move was introduced to improve the eyesight of the population and ta...

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Funny story: Tabby Cat has been summoned to do jury service in the United States

Tabby Cat has been summoned to do jury service in the United States

Suffolk Superior Crown Court, Boston, United States: Only in America, the land of the free and the brave, would a Tabby Cat be been summoned to do jury service. In compliance with the US judicial system website, jurors are "not expected to speak...

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Funny story: Humans Banned From Doing Stuff, Lowers Crime Rate to 0%

Humans Banned From Doing Stuff, Lowers Crime Rate to 0%

NEW YORK - At the United Nation Conference on Crime, socialogists, psychologists, geographers, and all other manner of doctorate and professors decided how to lower crime. They first, came to the conclusion that crime is solely caused by humans.

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Funny story: Row vs. Wayne - Just the facts!

Row vs. Wayne - Just the facts!

You know I get asked all the time - "David how can we stop these murderers from killing our babies before they're bored" - and I say I don't know but I believe in protection of everyone from 'womb to tomb' if you know what I mean. So I guess the only way to change the mind of these high and mighty, liberal thinkers is to give them the facts and how it would affect their oh so perfect lives. Bei...

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Funny story: Offside Law Rolled Out Nationwide

Offside Law Rolled Out Nationwide

Today is a historic day in British history, as the offside law makes a gigantic leap from the football field into the life of every unsuspecting citizen. Having been trialled in supermarkets earlier this year, the new "public offside rule" is set...

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Funny story: Legislators Front Bill to Ban the 'Does this make my ass look fat?" Question from the Vocabulary

Legislators Front Bill to Ban the 'Does this make my ass look fat?" Question from the Vocabulary

Washington, D.C. - A new Bill is set to hit the Legislative floor after the holidays. The Bill, known as HR-203fat-Y will be one of the first items discussed once the legislators return to Washington after the holiday recess. In the Bill is the...

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Funny story: NBC Displeased with Ratings, Adds Law & Order Shows to Lineup

NBC Displeased with Ratings, Adds Law & Order Shows to Lineup

Following lukewarm ratings for some NBC prime time offerings, executives at the network have decided to expand on the Law & Order franchise for the remainder of this Fall season and into 2011. Over the last three years, the original Law &...

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Funny story: Tories Announce Towns, Cities Will Merge In Cost-Cutting Regime

Tories Announce Towns, Cities Will Merge In Cost-Cutting Regime

BIRMINVENTRY, EALIMINISTER, MANCHESEEDS - The Tories have announced that cities and towns will merge to form 'supercities'. This happened overnight. Birmingham used to be Europe's largest metropolitian administrative area (by population), however,...

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Funny story: British justice saves the day by molly-coddling yobs! Evil teenage thugs who tortured helpless autistic boy for 17 days released by judge because they "said sorry"

British justice saves the day by molly-coddling yobs! Evil teenage thugs who tortured helpless autistic boy for 17 days released by judge because they "said sorry"

The evidence was there for all to see. A gang of 3 evil teens - used a mobile phone to film themselves carrying out depraved assaults on their 17-year-old autistic victim - who suffers from Asperger's syndrome. In a sickening spree of violence the...

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Funny story: Congress to Consider Single-Payer Lawncare Legislation

Congress to Consider Single-Payer Lawncare Legislation

WASHINGTON, DC - Fresh off his healthcare "victory", Harry Reid announced today that he will introduce legislation next week that will mandate that all homeowners subscribe to the American Lawn Care Program (ALCP). In a press conference this after...

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Funny story: New laws in Slovakia

New laws in Slovakia

Bratislava, Slovakia - New laws have been passed here outlawing burping or breaking wind in public places. It seems that Slovaks have had enough of foreign tourists taking their humble country for grant it and want to impose some harsh behavioural...

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Funny story: Breastfeeding should be 'the law', says supermodel

Breastfeeding should be 'the law', says supermodel

Brazillian supermodel Gisele Bundchen put a smile on the face of red blooded men everywhere when she said that breast feeding should be "the law". In an interview with Harper's Bazaar magazine, the world's highest paid supermodel said "I think bre...

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Funny story: South London Vigilante Gang Target 'Paedo's'

South London Vigilante Gang Target 'Paedo's'

A gang of apparently dyslexic or illiterate vigilantes from South London have been attempting to target suspected paedophiles, but to date have only succeeded in assaulting innocent members of the public. The gang, calling themselves 'The Peckham...

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