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Funny story: Larry King Hits on Sarah Palin: Wife & Mistress 'Not Happy!'

Larry King Hits on Sarah Palin: Wife & Mistress 'Not Happy!'

Larry King, now batting 0-8 in the game of Marriage, tried to battle out of his slump by attempting to introduce a player into his line up in the form of Right Handed Hard Hitting Slugger and all around 'gamer' Sarah Palin. The desperate 76 year...

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Funny story: Larry King Divorce Heads for Extra Innings as Little League Coach Talks About Scoring on Squeeze Play with Wife!

Larry King Divorce Heads for Extra Innings as Little League Coach Talks About Scoring on Squeeze Play with Wife!

Just as the King Divorce frenzy appeared to be settled in the late innings, a pinch hitter has stepped up to blow the game wide open with revelations of a 'torrid' affair with the 76 year old septuagenarian's wife. King's 7th or 8th wife, (who'...

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Funny story: Larry Kings' Kids Baseball Coach Was Hitting Homeruns With Mrs. King

Larry Kings' Kids Baseball Coach Was Hitting Homeruns With Mrs. King

LOS ANGELES - It is the time of the season when the words "Play Ball!" ring out all over the United States. But the term apparently had a different meaning to Shawn Southwick, aka Mrs. Larry King. Unnamed, but highly reliable sources say that the...

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Funny story: A Janitor Says That Willie Nelson Smoked A Little Pot Just Before His Larry King Interview

A Janitor Says That Willie Nelson Smoked A Little Pot Just Before His Larry King Interview

LOS ANGELES - Willie Nelson, at the age of 76, is one of the oldest performers performing today. A janitor who works for Larry King said that he saw the Austin singer smoke what appeared to be a marijuana cigarette just before he left his dressing ro...

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Funny story: Larry King Emails Ex-Destiny's Child Kelly Rowland Ten Times a Day

Larry King Emails Ex-Destiny's Child Kelly Rowland Ten Times a Day

ATLANTA - Rumor has it that Kelly Rowland, who along with Beyonce Knowles and Michelle Williams formed one of the most popular black girl trios in music history believes Larry King is divorcing his wife Shawn to be with her (Kelly). Apparently Lar...

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Funny story: Larry King, 76, Files For Divorce From Wife #8 On Grounds of Irreconcilable Wrinkles

Larry King, 76, Files For Divorce From Wife #8 On Grounds of Irreconcilable Wrinkles

BEVERLY HILLS - Larry King, the 76-year-old host of CNN's Live With Larry King has just announced that he has filed for divorce from his eighth wife Shawn Southwick King. King, joked that he was giving that other King from England, Henry VIII, a b...

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Funny story: Coming Soon: "Larry King Dead" New Talk Show Hosted by Larry's Soon to be 8th Ex Wife After Scandal Involving Her Hot Sister!

Coming Soon: "Larry King Dead" New Talk Show Hosted by Larry's Soon to be 8th Ex Wife After Scandal Involving Her Hot Sister!

Geriatric fans and viewers were in a state of 'suspended' disbelief today after it was announced the late night talk show host and serial philanderer Larry King was embroiled in yet another 'trouser worm' scandal leading to divorce court. The 76...

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Funny story: Larry King May Wed Ex-Wife's Sister

Larry King May Wed Ex-Wife's Sister

CNN's Larry King plans to marry the sister of the wife he's divorcing, my extremely unreliable sources indicate. Larry's 7th wife, 50-year-old Shawn Southwick, has accused the 76-year-old stooped-over suspender-wearing softball TV interviewer o...

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Funny story: Clowns break into Larry King's house

Clowns break into Larry King's house

Larry King host of "Larry King Live" was the victim of a home invasion from a pair of unemployed Ringing Brothers circus clowns last night. Oddly enough the clowns did not take any money or jewelry just Mr. Kings incredibly fruity collection of s...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga Says She Wouldn't Mind Breastfeeding Little Justin Bieber

Lady Gaga Says She Wouldn't Mind Breastfeeding Little Justin Bieber

SEATTLE - Lady Gaga had just finished performing her 87th straight sold out concert in Seattle's Boots of The Lumberjack Auditorium when she was asked about the new Internet sensation Justin Bieber. Lady Gaga said that she has seen the 16-year-old...

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Funny story: Elin Nordegren Pens First Book On Golf Gate - "Dammit The Bitches Came Out Of The Woodwork"

Elin Nordegren Pens First Book On Golf Gate - "Dammit The Bitches Came Out Of The Woodwork"

TAMPA, Florida - Elin Nordegren has just finished writing her first book and it is on her husband Eldrick Tont Woods and the members of his Golf Gate Scorecard Cutey Club. Elin chose the book title from a list of over 70 choices that she had writt...

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Funny story: Larry King Energy Drink Now Available

Larry King Energy Drink Now Available

How does energetic Larry King keep going on and on with the wild theatrics on his show every week night? It's his own special energy drink, "King's Bing". "One shot of this stuff will make you ding dong!", states Larry in a commercial break from h...

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Funny story: Warren Beatty Comes Clean - It Wasn't 12,755 Women, It Was Only 9,871

Warren Beatty Comes Clean - It Wasn't 12,755 Women, It Was Only 9,871

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Warren Beatty says that when he read that he had slept with 12,755 women he smiled and then he started laughing. He said that he was not sure of the number, but he felt that the figure of 12,755 was too high. So he went up into h...

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Funny story: Why Atheists Hate Larry King?

Why Atheists Hate Larry King?

Larry King has become, of all things, living proof that there is life after death and he doesn't know how to take it. "I never set out to prove any great religious belief, just interview a few people, have a little fun and enjoy myself both on the...

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Funny story: 'Pishtacos' Replace 'Chupacabras' As World's Greatest Threat to People Whose Ass is So Big, They'd Have to Make 2 Trips to 'Haul Ass!'

'Pishtacos' Replace 'Chupacabras' As World's Greatest Threat to People Whose Ass is So Big, They'd Have to Make 2 Trips to 'Haul Ass!'

Forget 'Chupacabras', the dreaded 'goat suckers' that strike fear into the hearts of most South Americans, for there is now even a greater threat for the World's Overweight Population: Pishtacos! Law enforcement agents in Lima today discovered wha...

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Funny story: Who is Jenny Slate again?

Who is Jenny Slate again?

LOS ANGELES CA - UPDATE: nobody seems to remember who Jenny Slate is! Nobody cares! She is so saddened by this turn of events, a representative from Sofa King tells me she has starting working there. At least he was 'Sofa King' glad. He is Sofa K...

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Funny story: Larry King Shits In His Hospital Bed

Larry King Shits In His Hospital Bed

Saying that he guesses he's OK or will be soon, CNN's Larry King told reporters from his hospital bed that the last thing he expected during the interview with Amy Winehouse last night over some of her wildest adventures that she could remember, was...

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