The words that are heard are often less interesting than the words we are not meant to hear. Gordon Brown's famous gaffe over the Labour supporter who he called a bigot when he thought there was only his aide who could hear him, has been followed...
Shock rippled through Labour today as Edward Miliband made a shocking revelation in his first speech - he is reluctantly giving up the leadership of Labour to his sister Kelly Miliband, after their mother Marion stepped in, saying "The boys get all...
Manchester, Labour Party Conference: Miliband brothers announce new teen identity to grab more 'Yoof Votes' After a Leadership challenge that could have gone either way, David Miliband & Ed Miliband already had the notion for the boyband - now...
The U.K's coalition government are set to release a 2011 sexy calendar, sources say. The photo shoot has already begun, with sessions taking place in Hyde Park and the Houses Of Parliament. Exact details of the pictures are being closely guarde...
The Big Man himself has quit politics all together after being left out of Ed Miliband's Labour party shake up. The former Deputy PM under Tony Blair appealed to new Labour Leader Eddie for the position of Treasurer of the Exchequer. Unsurprisingl...
They've broken up after many years being brothers. After a very very tough year in which they've been slagged off in the press and not had a chance to shine having lived in the shadow of bigger stars, the UK's most iconic brothers have headed their s...
It was a great triumph for the Labour Party. They beat the Conservatives and the Lib Dems, who came nowhere, in the election for their leader. As votes cast for unsuccessful candidates were allocated to Ed and David Milliband, Ed overtook his brother and won. 'It is a great voting system' said Ed 'it must be because it voted me in.' 'Then why isn't this great voting system of allocating...
It seemed like only a few minutes after the younger Miliband, Ed, had snatched the leadership of the Labour Party from David, the elder, that the shit began to fly. BBC political commentator and long time Tory boy, Nick Robinson, could hardly brea...
Manchester, England: During the last 13 years of the Labour Party Utopia, when the Union 'Brothers' had control of the Government due to their financial contributions, not a word was uttered about the dire state of Britain's financial situation. Th...
London, England: Labour supports the concept, that makes the poor poorer! For years the shameless Labour Party and Socialist ideologists have simply thrown money at the ostensibly indolent, whilst espousing the familiar rhetoric about reducing po...
London, England: Tony bLIAR, the former British Prime Minister, who employed Brown for years as Chancellor, are both thickos who have destroyed this country by leaving a huge debt, regional parliaments and uncontrolled mass immigration. Tony bLIAR...
The competition to overcome watching paint dry as being the most boring experience has been challenged by the contest by the five candidates to become Leader of the Labour Party. According to insiders one of the Miliband brothers is likely to win,...
The result is always a draw at 'politically correct' football matches, as it would be unkind and unfair for anyone to lose. So at the recent annual Labour Shadow Cabinet versus Guardian Journalists football match, a debate was called before the...
Labour leadership hopefuls David and Ed Miliband have confirmed that profits from their latest album will be given to charity. The brothers have released a greatest hits CD covering six album's worth of tracks from their successful but controversi...
On a TV reality show, masquerading as the definitive account of the "5 days that changed British Politics", how many of us could C. Nick Clegg, wriggling and definitely not giggling, as he was questioned about his unholy alliance with Call me Dave?...
With the contenders for the leadership of the Labour Party battling it out across the country, we thought now would be an ideal time to answer the most frequently asked questions that we have received about this contest: How do you become candidates? Successful leadership candidates have to be nominated by 12.5% of the Parliamentary Labour Party, past and present. Votes from deceased MP's c...
As the storm grows from revelations made in Lord Peter Mandelson's memoirs, The Third Man, pundits have began to increasingly ask the simple questions - if as he says Gordon Brown made mistake after mistake, ignored key advice, had a "ludicrously opt...
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