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Funny story: Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson to do New Version of "Bonnie & Clyde"!

Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson to do New Version of "Bonnie & Clyde"!

Hang on Twilight lovers, the last Twilight may finally be played out but it's two co-stars, Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson, are said to be looking over the roles of Bonnie Parker and Clyde Barrow, the 1930 bank robbers made famous in the earl...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson: I'd Never Fight Lautner Over Kristen Stewart

Robert Pattinson: I'd Never Fight Lautner Over Kristen Stewart

Most ladies would not like to hear the sort of statement that Robert Pattinson made about his longtime girlfriend, Kristen Stewart, but Stewart says she can understand him saying that. "Rob tries to always be truthful. He was telling the truth and...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Upset That He Forgot to Wear His Socks To Bed

Robert Pattinson Upset That He Forgot to Wear His Socks To Bed

Slamming his forehead with the palm of his hand, actor Robert Pattinson told reporters he had nothing to say this morning, maybe for the rest of the year. Ordinarily Pattinson is very polite to everyone but something apparently had happened to the...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Nude Pole Dancing Shock

Kristen Stewart Nude Pole Dancing Shock

Sultry Twilight star Kristen Stewart flew back to Vancouver this morning, after enjoying a pre-Oscars party get-together with co-star Robert Pattinson. The pair were spotted smooching at the celeb-riddled bash at the fabulous Chateau Marmont hotel...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson Spent Weekend Before Last at Nudist Colony

Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson Spent Weekend Before Last at Nudist Colony

Twilight stars Robert Pattinson and Kristen won a bet weekend before last by staying all weekend at an unknown nudist colony the two admitted to reporters this morning. A rumor had been circulating that this had happened but was denied by a repres...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Says That is Not Her in XXX Amateur Blue Movie

Kristen Stewart Says That is Not Her in XXX Amateur Blue Movie

A very upset Kristen Stewart tweeted her fans today that that is definitely NOT her in the amateur blue movie that is going round. "Someone is making some money here and I have turned a copy I bought over to the authorities. You can tell that it w...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart's Panties On eBay

Kristen Stewart's Panties On eBay

Panties purporting to be Kristen Stewart's are fetching prices of more $3,000 on eBay. But insiders say the unwary buyers are being conned. Just last week, an unknown buyer coughed up $3,250 for a pair of "Slightly soiled, worn once, open-crotc...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert's Hit Single, "Kristen Stewart's Left Nipple" Busts Into The #1 Spot On The Top 40 Music Chart

Adam Lambert's Hit Single, "Kristen Stewart's Left Nipple" Busts Into The #1 Spot On The Top 40 Music Chart

HOLLYWOOD - The runner up on the eighth season of American Idol Adam Lambert has had a fairly successful singing career. The singer known as Glambert has had big selling hits with his songs "For Your Undivided Entertainment," "Whataya Effen Want F...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart's Left Nipple Slips Out During Her Interview With Piers Morgan

Kristen Stewart's Left Nipple Slips Out During Her Interview With Piers Morgan

NEW YORK CITY - Kristen Stewart who is best noted for her role as Bella Swan in The Twilight Saga vampire movies appeared on Piers Morgan Tonight to talk about her upcoming movie with Vanessa Hudgens titled The Twillington Twins Traipse All Over Toky...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart Signs Line of Panties Contract With Haralds of Hollywood

Kristen Stewart Signs Line of Panties Contract With Haralds of Hollywood

A spokesman for actress Kristen Stewart has announced that the young actress from the Twilight movies has signed a business contract with Haralds of Hollywood for them to do a line of panties that will be out during the coming summer. "We are very...

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Funny story: Robert Pattison, Taylor Lautner Say Microwaving Kristen's Panties Only Half the Story

Robert Pattison, Taylor Lautner Say Microwaving Kristen's Panties Only Half the Story

Twilight actor Robert Pattinson told reporters yesterday that Taylor Lautner's story about his sniffing Kristen's panties and refreshing the smell in the microwave was only half the story. Apparently, it was the better half. "Every fan must hav...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Reveals The Behind The Scenes "Sex Secrets" Of "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

Robert Pattinson Reveals The Behind The Scenes "Sex Secrets" Of "The Twilight Saga: Eclipse"

LOS ANGELES - Robert Pattinson has finally spoken out about the behind-the-scenes 'Sex Secrets' during the filming of The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. R-Pattz had said that Taylor Lautner and him had made a vow to never reveal the particulars of what h...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson Fascinated By Kristen's Gusset

Robert Pattinson Fascinated By Kristen's Gusset

The following 'news' item is a load of rubbish. Unconfirmed reports are reaching SEN that Robert Pattinson is fascinated by Kristen Stewart's gusset. Disappointingly, the gusset in question is not the gusset you probably had in mind, and there is...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Complains That Kristen Stewart Sniffs Robert Pattinson's Socks

Taylor Lautner Complains That Kristen Stewart Sniffs Robert Pattinson's Socks

This news item is totally uncorroborated and based purely on statements made by certain individuals whose veracity cannot be certified by Skoob Entertainment News. An unidentified source today released a statement, scrawled on a school exercise bo...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Claims Rob Pattinson Sniffs Kristen Stewart's Panties

Taylor Lautner Claims Rob Pattinson Sniffs Kristen Stewart's Panties

As Robert Pattinson was talking with a group of Twilight fans at a staged event where the actors from the Twilight movies travel and promote the show, Taylor Lautner was beside him when he heard Pattinson joke about Lautner falling asleep once and be...

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Funny story: Kristen Stewart: I'm Finally Over Depression

Kristen Stewart: I'm Finally Over Depression

If there's one lady in Hollywood who should not be depressed it's Kristen Stewart, right? She has several good movies behind her, more on the way, plenty of fans and the guy most teens would love to have by their side. However, yesterday Srewart...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Disappear

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Disappear

It has been exclusively revealed to us here at Tripe News International that Twilight toothsome twosome and bloodsucking bosom buddies and blood transfusing Transylvanian top totty superstars Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have disappeared.

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