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Funny story: Charles Barkley Says That The Rumors That He and John Travolta Vacationed Together Down In Rio De Janeiro Are Totally False

Charles Barkley Says That The Rumors That He and John Travolta Vacationed Together Down In Rio De Janeiro Are Totally False

ATLANTA - There is no one on American television who seems to put his foot in his mouth more than Charles "The Round Mound of Rebound" Barkley who is a sports analyst on the TNT Network. Sir Charles, as his maid Rondella Floetta Jefferson calls hi...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Blames The First Two Playoff Loses Against The Oklahoma City Thunder on The "Kardashian Curse"

Kobe Bryant Blames The First Two Playoff Loses Against The Oklahoma City Thunder on The "Kardashian Curse"

OKLAHOMA CITY - When the buzzer ending the second Western Conference playoff game between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Oklahoma City Thunder sounded, the boys from the Sooner state were the victors. The amazing Thunder had come from being down 7...

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Funny story: The Oklahoma City Thunder Stomp The Los Angeles Lakers 119-90: Kobe Bryant Threatens To Have The Entire Lakers Team Traded

The Oklahoma City Thunder Stomp The Los Angeles Lakers 119-90: Kobe Bryant Threatens To Have The Entire Lakers Team Traded

OKLAHOMA CITY - The Oklahoma City Thunder made the Los Angeles Lakers look more like The Johnny Appleseed High School Apple Pie Bakers as they clobbered the Left Coast bunch 119-90. After the game Kobe spoke with Sherwood Frisbee of Sports Balls I...

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Funny story: Rumors of A Kobe Bryant - Elin Nordegren Sex Tape Surface

Rumors of A Kobe Bryant - Elin Nordegren Sex Tape Surface

LOS ANGELES - Tiger Woods ex-wife Elin Nordegren was reportedly spotted at The Santa Monica Pier wearing a Los Angeles Lakers shirt and a pair of fuchsia colored shorts shorts and according to several tourists Elin never looked prettier, sexier, or r...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Win Their Opening Playoff Game Against The Denver Nuggets: Kobe Asks, "Metta World Who?"

The Los Angeles Lakers Win Their Opening Playoff Game Against The Denver Nuggets: Kobe Asks, "Metta World Who?"

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers helped to put smiles on two of their biggest fans actor Jack Nicholson and producer Lou Adler as they defeated the Denver Nuggets 103-88 in game one of the NBA playoffs. Nicholson, 75, and Adler, 78, who are re...

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Funny story: The Big Dipper's Anniversary: 100 Points and Videos Of His 20,000 Sex Partners

The Big Dipper's Anniversary: 100 Points and Videos Of His 20,000 Sex Partners

BILLINGSGATE POST - Fifty years ago on March 2, 1962, Wilt Chamberlain turned in one of the most legendary performances in sport's history, scoring 100 points in the Philadelphia Warriors' victory against the New York Knicks. It's a record that has n...

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Funny story: Kathy Griffin Reveals Why She Turned Down Kobe Bryant's Sexy Overtures

Kathy Griffin Reveals Why She Turned Down Kobe Bryant's Sexy Overtures

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Fifty-one-year-old Kathy Griffin, the star of My Life on The D List, is certainly one female who has been around the block more than her share of times. The redhead nicknamed the "Red Cougar" recently attended a post Grammy Award...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Denies The Scandalous Rumors About Her, Russell Brand, and Third Base

Kim Kardashian Denies The Scandalous Rumors About Her, Russell Brand, and Third Base

VENICE BEACH - Kim Kardashian says that lately it seems like she is having to spend more time denying rumors than taking care of her many business ventures. Kim recently made International headlines when she divorced her professional NBA basketbal...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Reportedly Has Her Sights Set On Kobe Bryant

Kim Kardashian Reportedly Has Her Sights Set On Kobe Bryant

BEVERLY HILLS - Kim Kardashian was shopping on Rodeo Drive at the famed Dolce & Gabbana Store for a winter purse. She was quickly approached and assisted by the store's assistant manager Evangeline Tucker-Waterseason, 42. Kardashian was thr...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Seen Trying To Hit On Kobe's Soon-To-Be-Ex-Wife, Vanessa "The $75 Million Woman" Bryant

Charlie Sheen Seen Trying To Hit On Kobe's Soon-To-Be-Ex-Wife, Vanessa "The $75 Million Woman" Bryant

HOLLYWOOD - Charlie Sheen alias "The Space Cadet" wasted no time as he was seen trying to hit on Vanessa Bryant at a Pizza Doll Restaurant located near Sunset and Vine. Charlie was wearing an NFL New York Giants baseball cap and a New England Patr...

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Funny story: Tiger's Ex Calls Kobe's Ex "A Discount Ho" For Settling For 75 Extra Large

Tiger's Ex Calls Kobe's Ex "A Discount Ho" For Settling For 75 Extra Large

BILLINGSGATE POST - Elin Nordegren had words for Vanessa Bryant upon hearing that she had settled for chump change to get rid of her philandering hubby. Calling her a "discount ho" for only scoring 75 extra large for taking the walk, the blond-tress...

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Funny story: Vanessa Bryant, Kobe's Soon-to-Be-Ex-Wife Comes Out $melling Like A $75 Million Rose!

Vanessa Bryant, Kobe's Soon-to-Be-Ex-Wife Comes Out $melling Like A $75 Million Rose!

LOS ANGELES - Saying that he does not want to prolong the agony anymore, Kobe Bryant has come to a property and monetary settlement agreement with his wife of 11 years the amazingly rich Vanessa Bryant whom Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight has...

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Funny story: Russell Brand and Vanessa Bryant Spotted In Brand's 2012 Lamborghini Parked By The Hollywood Sign

Russell Brand and Vanessa Bryant Spotted In Brand's 2012 Lamborghini Parked By The Hollywood Sign

HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand will soon be a free man after filing for divorce from his wife of 14 months singer Katy Perry. Brand stated that he filed in Los Angeles County on grounds of Irreconcilable Ipso Facto Differences. Vanessa Bryant will...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Turns Down An Offer To Star In His Own Reality Show Called 'Kobe Plus Lots & Lots of Bitches'

Kobe Bryant Turns Down An Offer To Star In His Own Reality Show Called 'Kobe Plus Lots & Lots of Bitches'

HOLLYWOOD - The Epitome Network has just offered Kobe Bryant an opportunity to follow in the footsteps of former, fellow Los Angeles Laker Lamar Odom and star in his own reality show. Lamar Odom and his wife Khloe Kardashian who star in Khloe &...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Start Off the NBA Season at 0-2, Kobe Bryant Asks To Be Traded

The Los Angeles Lakers Start Off the NBA Season at 0-2, Kobe Bryant Asks To Be Traded

LOS ANGELES - The once high-flying Lakers of Los Angeles seem to have left with the dreaded Santa Ana Winds. The Lakers of today are certainly not the Lakers of old when they had the likes of Kobe Bryant Shaquille O'Neal, Derek Fisher, Lamar Odom...

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Funny story: Kobe & Kate? - Kobe Bryant Denies The Kate Gosselin Romance Rumors

Kobe & Kate? - Kobe Bryant Denies The Kate Gosselin Romance Rumors

LOS ANGELES - Well it looks like jolly olde St. Nick wasn't too good to jolly olde St. Kobe as his Los Angeles Lakers were beaten by the Chicago Bulls 88-87 in their NBA Christmas Day season opener in Tinsel Town. Bryant playing with a torn wrist...

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Funny story: The Scandalous Rumors About Kobe Bryant and Eva Longoria

The Scandalous Rumors About Kobe Bryant and Eva Longoria

LOS ANGELES - (Joke Satire Entertainment News) The rumors about who Kobe Bryant was messing around with causing his wife Vanessa to file divorce papers keep swirling out of the infamous rumor mill of Tinseltown in Hollywood, central Los Angeles, Cal…

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