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Funny story: 2.8 Earthquake in Illinois Was Kim Kardashian Twerking

2.8 Earthquake in Illinois Was Kim Kardashian Twerking

The reported earthquake in Illinois Sunday has been traced back to the rear end of Kim Kardashian who was practicing her twerking while on a visit with a friend in Metropolis. "Once she got that thing shaking, it was like it had a life of it's own...

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Funny story: Miley, Thicke, Gaga To Sing At Kim's Wedding

Miley, Thicke, Gaga To Sing At Kim's Wedding

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have asked Lady Gaga, Mylie Cyrus, Thicke, Madonna, and Bruno Mars to sing at their wedding. The couple - who have a seven-month-old daughter North - are expected to marry in France in the summer and it is said they a...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Explains Why She Has Been Feeling So Depressed Lately

Kim Kardashian Explains Why She Has Been Feeling So Depressed Lately

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Kim Kardashian has it all, fame, money, fancy cars, fancy friends, expensive fancy underwear, and a brand new fancy baby (North West). But lately the most popular member of the Kardashian clan has been very depressed. Tapioca S...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Have Picked Out The Name For Their Next Baby

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Have Picked Out The Name For Their Next Baby

HOLLYWOOD - Kanye West and Kim Kardashina are still gushing over the birth of their first child who they named North West. Kanye has told his friends that he is so in love with Kim that he has never enjoyed engaging in the hokey pokey more than he...

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Funny story: Bruce Jenner To Become Brucelle Jenner?

Bruce Jenner To Become Brucelle Jenner?

HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of the Kardashian Klan Komplex is that Kris Jenner's soon-to-be-ex-husband Bruce Jenner is considering becoming Brucelle Jenner. Khloe Kardashian who recently divorced NBA star Lamar Odom told Vodka Vermicelli, a report...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Tells Kanye West That She Won't Put Up With The BS Lamar Odom Put Her Sister Khloe Through

Kim Kardashian Tells Kanye West That She Won't Put Up With The BS Lamar Odom Put Her Sister Khloe Through

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Now that Khloe Kardashian has filed for divorce from Lamar Odom, Kim Kardashian has informed her fiancé, Kanye West that she hopes he doesn't pull the same BS that Odom pulled because she won't put up with it for one second. Kim...

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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian Files For Divorce From Lamar Odom On Friday The 13th

Khloe Kardashian Files For Divorce From Lamar Odom On Friday The 13th

HOLLYWOOD - Well it will certainly be a Friday the 13th that Lamar Odom will not soon forget. His wife Khloe Kardashian, 29, has filed for a divorce on grounds of Alienation of Caressititis Boomba Boom. The couple was married in September of 2...

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Funny story: Nude Photos of Kim Kardashian Are Discovered In A Storage Unit In Cucamonga

Nude Photos of Kim Kardashian Are Discovered In A Storage Unit In Cucamonga

CUCAMONGA, California - A manager of a storage unit facility in Cucamonga opened up one of his storage units and was surprised to see what was inside. Russ Figgford said that since the monthly payment on one of his storage units had not been paid...

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Funny story: Soon To Be Wedded Bliss This! - Kanye West & Kim Kardashian Plan To Make It Even More Officially Nauseating For Your Inspection

Soon To Be Wedded Bliss This! - Kanye West & Kim Kardashian Plan To Make It Even More Officially Nauseating For Your Inspection

HOLLYWOOD, USA - Talk about totally fit for the selfie-appointed king and queen from somewhere way, way the hell out there in beautiful downtown TotallyfullofUknowWhatVille! That's right, moms & dads & kids of all ages, and, oh yeah, any a...

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Funny story: Kanye West Upset That His Popularity Is Going Down While Kim Kardashian's Is Going Up

Kanye West Upset That His Popularity Is Going Down While Kim Kardashian's Is Going Up

BEVERLY HILLS - Kanye "The Pest" West, as country music artist Toby Keith calls him, is said to be in a state of depressed depression. West has just learned that The Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency has confirmed that since June 1, 2013, his popu...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Opens Up Kim's Succulent Donuts

Kim Kardashian Opens Up Kim's Succulent Donuts

BEVERLY HILLS - This past May, Kim Kardashian sold her restaurant that was located in Marina Del Rey. She said at the time that she hated having to sell Kim's Kozy Kitchen but it just became much too overwhelming. The KKK was noted for its Diet...

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Funny story: O.J. Simpson Now Says He Fathered Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe Kardashian

O.J. Simpson Now Says He Fathered Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe Kardashian

LOVELOCK, Nevada - The most famous inmate at Lovelock Correctional Center, O.J. Simpson, has just dropped quite a bombshell. Speaking with Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk in an isolated area of the prison facility the former NFL great mad...

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Funny story: Kanye West Finally Asks Kim Kardashian To Be His Wife

Kanye West Finally Asks Kim Kardashian To Be His Wife

SAN FRANCISCO - After what seemed like an eternity, Kanye West has finally popped the M question to his baby mama Kim Kardashian. West, who showed that he may be lots of things but cheap isn't one of them, rented the AT&T Stadium for the Propo...

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Funny story: Kim Kardashian shocker: 'I'm planning a complete compass of babies, biatches!!!'

Kim Kardashian shocker: 'I'm planning a complete compass of babies, biatches!!!'

News reaches your humble news scavenger from across the pond that media ho Kim Kardashian and her 'baby daddy' Kanye West are not stopping at just one cardinal direction when it comes to naming their future offspring. The queen of US reality tv re...

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Funny story: Kris Jenner Admits That Husband Bruce Jenner's Crossdressing Had Nothing At All To Do With Their Breakup

Kris Jenner Admits That Husband Bruce Jenner's Crossdressing Had Nothing At All To Do With Their Breakup

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - After almost a year of speculation and innuendo, it is now official that the heads of the Kardashian Klan, Bruce and Kris Jenner have separated. A close source said that the two had spent the last year pretty much living like bro...

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Funny story: Dr. Phil: If Kanye West Doesn't Slow Down He Is Liable To Self-Destruct

Dr. Phil: If Kanye West Doesn't Slow Down He Is Liable To Self-Destruct

SAN FRANCISCO - Dr. Phil was in Frisco visiting an old patient of his who picked himself up from the depths of depression and now is the CEO of a national insurance company. The doctor was asked by a reporter with a local newspaper what he thinks...

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Funny story: Queen Latifah Says She Does Not Have The Hots For Kim Kardashian

Queen Latifah Says She Does Not Have The Hots For Kim Kardashian

LOS ANGELES - Queen Latifah has finally reponded to the questions that she has ducked for weeks regarding Kim Kardashian of the Kardashian Klan. QL was asked by Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors if she had a super hot crush on Kim Kardashian. The...

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