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Funny story: Katie Price Kicks Alex Reid's Ass Over Disabled Parking Space

Katie Price Kicks Alex Reid's Ass Over Disabled Parking Space

Police are investigating a brawl that took place over a disabled parking space and involved Katie Price, the model formerly known with big boobs, and her wife Alex Reid aka 'The Reidernator'. The event apparently occurred in front of the 'Celebri...

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Funny story: Alex Reid Calls Peter Andre A Serial Victim

Alex Reid Calls Peter Andre A Serial Victim

Cross fighting cage dresser Alex Reid has finally broken his silence over wife, Katie Price's alleged lingering affection for Greco-Aussie hard man with a soft centre, and ex-husband Peter Andre. Reid flatly denied that he and Katie Price would be...

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Funny story: Katie Price To Give Full Backing To 'Hand Relief' Charity

Katie Price To Give Full Backing To 'Hand Relief' Charity

Everybody's favourite boulder-breasted, horse-riding, wedding-addicted glamour model Katie Price today announced that she was pleased and honoured to be in a position to offer full support to the charitable foundation 'Hand Relief' 'Hand Relief'...

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Funny story: Alex Reid Finally Grows A Pair

Alex Reid Finally Grows A Pair

Alex Reid, the cage-fighting cross-dressing movie phenomenon and second husband belonging to Katie Price has stood up to his wife for the first time. Since marrying Reid earlier this year Katie Price has made a number of demands on her new husband...

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Funny story: Katie Price To Be Face Of New Cosmetics Brand

Katie Price To Be Face Of New Cosmetics Brand

Glamour model and businesswoman, Katie Price, has revealed she is to launch her own cosmetics brand, and will hire no other model than herself to promote the range. It is reported that Katie has decided to press on with the range after she applied...

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Funny story: Katie Price So Heartbroken Over Peter Andre's Upcoming Iceland Wedding She Slaps OAP

Katie Price So Heartbroken Over Peter Andre's Upcoming Iceland Wedding She Slaps OAP

Katie Price did little to enhance her tarnished reputation Friday when she slapped an Old Age Pensioner over a parking bay dispute outside a Brighton store. An argument broke out when a man protested at Price's occupation of a disabled parking spa...

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Funny story: Katie Price To Sell 'Haunted' Mansion - Bidding War Expected Between Kylie Minogue And Bono Out Of U2

Katie Price To Sell 'Haunted' Mansion - Bidding War Expected Between Kylie Minogue And Bono Out Of U2

Although we can't confirm it just yet, we are assured on good authority that Katie Price is to put the house which she shared with Aussie waster Peter Andre on the market. Because it's haunted. Or as the lady herself describes it: "orntid."...

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Funny story: Peter Andre On Ex-Wife's Mind

Peter Andre On Ex-Wife's Mind

Katie Price today lost her temper during a press conference when she was asked by a reporter if she is sure she is completely over her break-up from Peter Andre. A shocked room of journalists witnessed the outburst as Price showed an uncharacteris...

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Funny story: Alex Reid and Katie Price Invite Peaches Geldof To Vacation With Them In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Alex Reid and Katie Price Invite Peaches Geldof To Vacation With Them In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

LONDON - Alex and Katie have invited Peaches Geldof to vacation with them down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, so that she can get away from all of the negativity she has experienced lately. Alex said that he has known Peaches ever since she was just a...

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Funny story: Katie Price to Launch Own Paper

Katie Price to Launch Own Paper

Katie Price the balloon boobed Greek basher is not happy at her lack of press exposure. She is so pissed off she has decided to launch her own broadsheet newspaper. Titled 'Katie Price'd at 75 pence' it will go out 7 days a week with a special ev...

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Funny story: Scientist proves Kerry Katona doesn't actually exist

Scientist proves Kerry Katona doesn't actually exist

The whole world celebrated today as it was announced that Kerry Katona is nothing but a figment of everyone's imagination, just like that annoying opera singing c*nt off the Go Compare adverts. All those tabloid headlines about breakdowns, bankrup...

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Funny story: Katie Price To Launch TV Channel

Katie Price To Launch TV Channel

Katie Price has revealed she is to launch her own TV channel later this year as part of her global expansion plan. Ms. Price exclusively revealed her brilliant plan to a room of yawning journalists: "I'm fed up with having to be beholding to t...

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Funny story: Katie Price: I'm Better Than Kerry Katona

Katie Price: I'm Better Than Kerry Katona

Busty beauty Katie Price, has today lashed out at her ex-husband Peter Andre posing for photos in glossy celebrity magazines with his friend Kerry Katona. Katona, who recently signed with the same management and legal team as Andre, has been to se...

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Funny story: Katie Price: I'm Bigger Than Peter Andre

Katie Price: I'm Bigger Than Peter Andre

Eyelash magnet Katie Jordan Price Reid (formerly Andre) has today announced that she will go head-to-head against her ex-husband for the remainder of his sell-out UK tour. At her Daily Price Conference Katie said, "I'm totally over Pete, and as yo...

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Funny story: Katie Price Confronts Angry Mob

Katie Price Confronts Angry Mob

Britain's most private couple, Alex Reid and Katie Price, were confronted by a group of protesters over the weekend as they arrived at a top London nightspot. Stepping out of Pricey's hot pink diamante encrusted horsebox with a TV camera crew, the co...

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Funny story: Alex Reid: Hypnotised By Price

Alex Reid: Hypnotised By Price

Cage-fighting, cross-dressing wannabe movie star Alex Reid is reported to have been ordered by his new wife to enter an intensive therapy programme. Speaking from a top secret location, to be exclusively revealed later in her TV series What I Did...

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Funny story: Katie Price & Alex Reid: Wedding Venue Announced

Katie Price & Alex Reid: Wedding Venue Announced

The UK's most celebrated author, Katie Price, has exclusively revealed the details for her forthcoming second wedding to second husband, Alex Reid, who she first married a few weeks ago. Speaking at her Daily Price Conference the artist occasional...

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