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Funny story: Human Frights lawyer Sir Baldylox Fatcat Arzlikka QC will represent Kate at tit snaps hearing

Human Frights lawyer Sir Baldylox Fatcat Arzlikka QC will represent Kate at tit snaps hearing

Paris - He honed his awesome litigation skills defending Princess Margaret in the Headless Duchess caper of '69. And got Fergie off oral necrophilia charges from a Royal Mausoleum hen night described by one Old Bailey judge as 'pretty hard to swa...

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Funny story: Prince William and Kate Middleton visit Stacey Solomon Islands

Prince William and Kate Middleton visit Stacey Solomon Islands

Amid the gathering storm over topless pictures of Kate Middleton topless on vacation in France, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge continued with their tour of Essex today by visiting the Stacey Solomons Island of Dagenham. They were greeted upon a...

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Funny story: Kate WHO? French judge sides with SaggyTitz magazine editor

Kate WHO? French judge sides with SaggyTitz magazine editor

Paris - A French judge has sided with the editor of SaggyTitz! magazine that some tawdry royal boob snaps 'were deliberately posed'. And he's thrown out demands for the pics' destruction as well as punitive damages against the mag. Calls for th...

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Funny story: Irish Newspaper Goes One Better In Topless Royal Scandal

Irish Newspaper Goes One Better In Topless Royal Scandal

Not to be outdone in the media frenzy surrounding the recent exposure of the Duchess of Cambridge's modest breasts, the Irish tabloid, The Sunday Gobshite, has printed rather unflattering photos of another senior member of the British Royal Family.

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Funny story: Revealing news shocks World - Kate Middleton has a lovely bunch of coconuts

Revealing news shocks World - Kate Middleton has a lovely bunch of coconuts

Aargo Margolias, Editor in Chief of the Daily Blade in Chickawanga, North Dakota revealed in an editorial today that he was not aware that Kate Middleton had breasts. "That is one of the responsibilities of a dedicated journalist to enlighten and...

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Funny story: Palace mole tipped-off paps in topless Kate pics brouhaha

Palace mole tipped-off paps in topless Kate pics brouhaha

London - A secret 'Mr 20%' is raking in the moolah as more flesh-flash Kate shots are published this weekend. His SMS texts - as seen by QM-NewsCorpse reporters - tipped off long lens paps in the Luberon last week. And now the sender has been I...

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Funny story: Violence erupts at Embassy protest in South Kensington

Violence erupts at Embassy protest in South Kensington

There were violent clashes last night outside the French Embassy in South Kensington as protests against the publication of topless photos of Kate, Duchess of Cambridge descended into violence. Groups of middle age women started to arrive outside...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift: "Even my tits are bigger than Kate Middleton's!"

Taylor Swift: "Even my tits are bigger than Kate Middleton's!"

NASHVILLE TN (ABSNN) - Country music songbird Taylor Swift, a young woman not exactly known for having large breasts, poo-poohed "all the fuss about some fuzzy photographs of Kate Middleton sun bathing topless on a French beach." "I mean, really n...

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Funny story: Kate's Breasts Could Kick Start Your Day Too

Kate's Breasts Could Kick Start Your Day Too

Following the inevitable global exposure of the future Queen of England's pert breasts by the French paparazzi, Buckingham Palace has gone on the offensive and has threatened legal action against any party who publishes the offending photos, or who u...

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Funny story: Kate's Breasts - Britain's Rage

Kate's Breasts - Britain's Rage

The appearance of Kate, Princess of Cambridge, topless in a French magazine has resulted in rioters destroying the French embassy in London. Banners decrying the French assault on our 'Queen to be' were waved as bricks and petrol bombs cascaded in...

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Funny story: Young royals to appear in Christmas night Strip show

Young royals to appear in Christmas night Strip show

The Royal Family confirmed today that young members would appear in a new BBC talent show in what has been seen as an attempt to divert the news away from recent scandals. The new late night BBC Three show named 'Strictly Striptease' will be hoste...

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Funny story: Blatant self-publicist Kate flashes the flesh

Blatant self-publicist Kate flashes the flesh

Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia - She's played a blinder with those holiday snaps commissioned to up her saggy, er, public profile. Sadly it's pretty much a 'two fried eggs in the loaming' kinda moment as once levelled by critics of Jerry Hall's Vagina Mon...

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Funny story: Nudity Appears To Be The New Fad For British Royals

Nudity Appears To Be The New Fad For British Royals

LONDON - The British publication Ta Ta For Now News is getting ready to publish topless photographs which were allegedly taken of Kate Middleton, AKA The Duchess of Cambridge. TTFNN's Chatsworth Wiggonholt stated that Kate "The Great" as Dancing W...

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Funny story: Cavalier King Charles Spaniel hairdo a turn-off Kate is told

Cavalier King Charles Spaniel hairdo a turn-off Kate is told

London - "Yeah, life's a bitch...and then you dye," a former colorist/stylist/wigmaker to the royal Z-Lister said today as Kate Middleton's hairdo continued to upset the masses. Almost ten kilos of extensions have been woven onto near-bald Kate's...

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Funny story: OMG! Italy's Silvio Berlusconi tests positive for Justin Bieber paternity

OMG! Italy's Silvio Berlusconi tests positive for Justin Bieber paternity

New York - A Manhattan DNA testing lab is in lockdown this weekend amid confirmation that the Canadian singer's birth father is the septuagenarian Italian renegade Silvio Berlusconi. And that his mother is Kate Middleton'- the UK's gold-digging wa...

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Funny story: Massive Full Moon tremor scuppers Kate and Wiliam Far East freebie

Massive Full Moon tremor scuppers Kate and Wiliam Far East freebie

Philippines - The 7.9-magnitude quake off Samar Island struck early this morning just as the Pisces Full Moon was waxing into maximum display. Its aftershocks have rattled Kate and William's Far East holiday plans for yet another taxpayer-funded f...

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Funny story: Prince Harry defends right to hang Rupert Murdoch

Prince Harry defends right to hang Rupert Murdoch

Bonny Prince Harry, currently standing in as Caretaker King due to family illnesses and honeymoons, today defended the controversial decision to order the hanging of newspaper publisher Rupert Murdoch. Harry took the keys to Buckingham Palace whil...

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