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Funny story: ABC's Supernanny Offers One Last Visit to Kate Gosselin

ABC's Supernanny Offers One Last Visit to Kate Gosselin

ABC's Supernanny, Jo Frost, is folding up her umbrella, letting her chauffer go, and heading back to England to start a family of her own, but not before she offers her services one last time to the mother of all mothers, Kate Gosselin. "That woma...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Says If "OctoMom" Nadya Suleman Gets Evicted She And Her 14 Kids Can Move In With Her Family

Kate Gosselin Says If "OctoMom" Nadya Suleman Gets Evicted She And Her 14 Kids Can Move In With Her Family

READING, Pennsylvania - California's Haddadin, Aladdin, and Ali Baba Reality Company has stated that they are getting ready to foreclose on Nadya Suleman's home in La Habra. The woman who has come to be known as OctoMom is several months behind in...

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Funny story: Wikisquirts Release: The remake of Thelma and Louise, with Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin starring!

Wikisquirts Release: The remake of Thelma and Louise, with Sarah Palin and Kate Gosselin starring!

Our WikiSquirts Los Angeles Bureau Chief, Rolly Patampkin, is now reporting that a remake of the dude hating, blatantly lesbian, sassy bitch movie Thelma and Louise has got the green light to begin production in February 2011. Word around local do...

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Funny story: "Santa Doesn't Make Christmas Presents, Our Asian Relatives Do": Gosselin Brats Screw Up Christmas For Classmates:

"Santa Doesn't Make Christmas Presents, Our Asian Relatives Do": Gosselin Brats Screw Up Christmas For Classmates:

They're just six-years-old, but the Gosselin kids are being bratty a--holes at a third or fourth grade level, after telling all of their classmates that Santa doesn't exists. "What f--king turds these kids are," said their school principal. "The (...

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Funny story: Piper Palin Reveals She Loved Camping With The Eight Gosselin Kids But Added That 'Mama Kate' Was One Spoiled Bitch!

Piper Palin Reveals She Loved Camping With The Eight Gosselin Kids But Added That 'Mama Kate' Was One Spoiled Bitch!

WASILLA, Alaska - The youngest of the Palin daughters, nine-year-old Piper Palin, is one little Alaskan girl who is not the least bit shy about speaking her mind. Piper, who was named after the airplane, talked to her elementary school teacher Mrs...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Goes To Haiti for Foreign Policy Experience

Sarah Palin Goes To Haiti for Foreign Policy Experience

Port-Au-Prince - Sarah Palin has a list of weaknesses a mile long, but this past week she checked off 5 items: * Foreign Policy, lookin' concerned with poor children of an ethnic minority * Speaking to reporters in front of a bunch of lumber...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin's Fake Boobs Don't Like Cold Air of Alaska

Kate Gosselin's Fake Boobs Don't Like Cold Air of Alaska

Kate Gosselin took the family to Alaska to visit Sarah Palin because TLC wanted to see what happens when two bitter women get together. The plan backfired when Kate Gosselin's fake boobs didn't react the cold air of Alaska. "I thought my boob...

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Funny story: "Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" - Kate Gosselin Complains and Complains and Complains About Her Camping Trip With The Palin Family

"Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska" - Kate Gosselin Complains and Complains and Complains About Her Camping Trip With The Palin Family

CHELATNA LAKE, Alaska - In the fifth installment of Sarah Palin's Frozen Alaska Kate Gosselin, of the Kate Plus 8 reality show remarked to Chucky Heath, Sarah's dad that she was thrilled beyond belief that she did not get eaten up by a grizzly bear.

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Prooves Kate Gosselin's Shit "really does stink" as Diva Craps Her Pants on Alaskan Camping Trip!

Sarah Palin Prooves Kate Gosselin's Shit "really does stink" as Diva Craps Her Pants on Alaskan Camping Trip!

During an hilarious episode of " Sarah Palin's Alaska" last night, viewers were left to pee in their pants after Reality Show Diva, and constipated countenanced baby factory Kate Gosselin shit herself! Flying in with her brood to film a family cam...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Stars in Spike Lee's 'Nutcracker' on Broadway

Kate Gosselin Stars in Spike Lee's 'Nutcracker' on Broadway

Taking advantage of Ms. Gosselin's epic dancing ability and her success at emasculating former partners, Spike Lee has rewritten the classic Christmas Ballet to reflect the trials and tribulations of a modern day single mother with eight kids, trying...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Defends Her Trip To Mexico By Saying She Needed To Buy Her Kiddoes Christmas Toys Including Piñatas, Maracas, and A Real Live Baby Burro

Kate Gosselin Defends Her Trip To Mexico By Saying She Needed To Buy Her Kiddoes Christmas Toys Including Piñatas, Maracas, and A Real Live Baby Burro

READING, Pennsylvania - Kate Gosselin has been criticized by her ex-husband Jon Gosselin for going off to Mexico and leaving the kids with a babysitter whom he does not even know. Jon said that ever since her appearance last year on Dancing With T...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Tells Sarah Palin to Kiss her A**

Kate Gosselin Tells Sarah Palin to Kiss her A**

Kate Gosselin is hopping mad after viewing Sarah Palin's reality television show last night. Of all the footage shot, Gosselin claims TLC chose the stuff that made her look like a spoiled prima dona. She is, of course, referring to the much-anticipat...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Seen At Party With Kate Gosselin!

Tiger Woods Seen At Party With Kate Gosselin!

Tiger Woods was his old self on the golf course yesterday and maybe it's because he is once more anchored, really anchored to reality. What happened? Several people have reported that Tiger is being seen around Florida lately with actress Kate...

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Funny story: Jon Gosselin Begs Kate for Money to Buy Engagement Ring

Jon Gosselin Begs Kate for Money to Buy Engagement Ring

News sources claim that Jon Gosselin has recently found gainful employment in the tech industry, meaning he is back to earning a mere pittance of what he was making before as a pseudo-reality celebrity. Meanwhile, his ex-wife Kate is still making...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Plastic Surgery Horrors

Kate Gosselin Plastic Surgery Horrors

Hollywood - Kate Gosselin plastic surgery woes leave her looking old. "I wanted to look a little younger, and look at me. I look like a mom of eight children stuck in her mid 30s. I go home and cry after public appearances because men don't give...

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Funny story: Jon Gosselin Injured After Salami Falls Out Of Pants!

Jon Gosselin Injured After Salami Falls Out Of Pants!

Jon Gosselin, formerly of "Jon and Kate Plus Eight" fame and described by Kate as having a really tiny penis, was injured Wednesday as he and a new girlfriend danced night before last. The event happened in San Francisco's "Club: Bodego Red " as t...

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Funny story: Kate Gosselin Exclusive! Seen at Gym With Rug Burns on Knees

Kate Gosselin Exclusive! Seen at Gym With Rug Burns on Knees

While Kate Gosselin continues to claim that there is no man in her life, several signs indicate that may not be true. A reported bounty has been offered for any person who can get an exclusive story on the man who caused the rug burns witnessed on Ka...

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