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Funny story: Justin Bieber tested positive for pot and anthrax

Justin Bieber tested positive for pot and anthrax

Miami, Florida - Early toxicology results published today say Canadian pop singer Justin Bieber had cannabis and the popular US anti-anxiety drug anthrax in his system after last week's Florida bust. The prescription-only medication is a firm favo...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Charged With Attacking Limo Driver

Justin Bieber Charged With Attacking Limo Driver

Looks like Justin is trying to get his name in the newspapers and on the internet on a daily basis. This last one (for now) is back home in Canada. Serves them right for sending the punk out on the rest of us. Bieber's reputation for violence a...

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Funny story: Richard Sherman Says Justin Bieber Needs To Be Deported

Richard Sherman Says Justin Bieber Needs To Be Deported

NEW YORK CITY - In a classic case of the pot calling the kettle black, Seattle Seahawks problem child Richard Sherman has said that the Canadian problem child Justin Bieber needs to be deported back to Canada. Sherman, the trash-talking cornerback...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Having Trouble Over Intimacy With Doctor

Justin Bieber Having Trouble Over Intimacy With Doctor

"I don't know if something happened to me in early childhood or what but I cannot stand getting a physical every year...but I guess I must", he told a friend while back at home. The friend stated that he knew the feeling as he was the same way wit...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Was Banned From Attending The Grammy Award Show

Justin Bieber Was Banned From Attending The Grammy Award Show

HOLLYWOOD - Several entertainment news programs are reporting that the much troubled singer Justin Bieber was actually banned from attending the 56th Annual Grammy Award Show at L.A.'s Staples Center. Pico de Gallo with Tittle Tattle Tonight said...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Confesses He Is One Hell Of A Mess

Justin Bieber Confesses He Is One Hell Of A Mess

HOLLYWOOD - A close friend of Justin Bieber who did not want his name mentioned has commented that Justin told him that he has no idea what the hell is going on with him. Bieber confided to the friend that he is one hell of a mess and he feels tha...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Falsely Accused Of Drag Racing

Justin Bieber Falsely Accused Of Drag Racing

Miami Beach cops claim Justin Bieber was drag racing and drunk, which caused his arrest. But Sgt. Joe "Pinocchio Nose" Soprano and his partner Elsie "Balls" Saunders of the beach police have confessed to looking for a reason to stop the controversia...

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Funny story: Friends of Pattie Mallette (Justin Bieber's Mom) Are Worried She May End Up In A Rehab Clinic

Friends of Pattie Mallette (Justin Bieber's Mom) Are Worried She May End Up In A Rehab Clinic

BEVERLY HILLS - Justin Bieber's mother, Pattie Mallettte, traveled from her home in Canada to Beverly Hills to visit one of the nation's best stress doctors. Ms. Mallette told Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle that her son Justy has literall...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Asks Demi Lovato Out On A Date

Justin Bieber Asks Demi Lovato Out On A Date

HOLLYWOOD - Justin Bieber is very worried that he is going to get deported back to his beloved Canada now that he has been arrested in the Plywood State (Florida). The pop singer recently confided to Ellen DeGeneres that he does not want to go bac...

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Funny story: Justus Beaver to Rock New "Bad Boy" Image

Justus Beaver to Rock New "Bad Boy" Image

In the wake of teenage clit-throb Justus Beaver's arrest under section 119a of Florida's Motor Vehicle Act, specifically, "...care and control of a motor vehicle while under narcissistic delusions of grandeur and self-importance...", his agent, Mony...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Arrested For Lewd Behavior With Teddy Bear

Justin Bieber Arrested For Lewd Behavior With Teddy Bear

Justin Bieber has been arrested in Miami for performing a lewd act on a teddy bear. Bieber, 19, was arrested in Dallas TX early today, according reports. The police stopped him when his head was observed bobbing up and down in his Little Tykes Sme...

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Funny story: Adam Lambert To Star In "Oops! Oops! Oops! - The Justin Bieber Story"

Adam Lambert To Star In "Oops! Oops! Oops! - The Justin Bieber Story"

HOLLYWOOD - Word out of Tinsel Town is that Adam Lambert has signed to appear in the Miramix Films motion picture production of Oops! Oops! Oops! - The Justin Bieber Story. The movie will be directed and produced by Sheboygan Saddlewood. Lamber...

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Funny story: Mexico Tells President Obama They Will Be Glad To Take Justin Bieber Off His Hands

Mexico Tells President Obama They Will Be Glad To Take Justin Bieber Off His Hands

MEXICO CITY - The Republic of Mexico has just informed the White House that they would be willing to take Canadian singer Justin Bieber if President Obama decides to deport him. A spokesperson for the Mexican government stated that they would inca...

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Says Justin Bieber Needs A Damn Good Spanking

Oprah Winfrey Says Justin Bieber Needs A Damn Good Spanking

CHICAGO - America's Talk Show Queen, Oprah Winfrey has said that the little pop singer Justin Bieber needs to realize that he is getting real close to self-imploding. Winfrey talking with Durango Tucker of National Focus Magazine said that the lit...

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Funny story: The KKK Has Petitioned To Have Justin Bieber Deported Back To Canada

The KKK Has Petitioned To Have Justin Bieber Deported Back To Canada

TUCSON, Arizona - The Ku Klux Klan has informed the news media that it is sick and tired of listening to the punk antics of one Justin Bieber. American Spotlight Magazine reports that Rayford "Whitey" Giddykoontz, who is The Grand Exalted Dragon W...

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Funny story: Justin "Gerber" Arrested for DUI, Drag Racing in Florida

Justin "Gerber" Arrested for DUI, Drag Racing in Florida

Only hours after leaving a police station in California, Justin Gerber flew to Miami area and was arrested there, accord to Florida police. "I guess he's fast becoming known as Justin Gerber because he acts like a child. I guess he never grew up",...

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Funny story: Drunk Justin Bieber caught speeding in drag

Drunk Justin Bieber caught speeding in drag

Miami Beach, Florida - Sporting a gorgeous long blond wig and gigantic false breasts squeezed into a fetching red sequin $5,000 Vera Wang cocktail dress the 19 year-old Canadian entertainer was apprehended by Miami cops early this morning who booked...

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