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Funny story: President Biden Personally Fires 3 Border Patrol Agents on Horseback Who Herded Haitians Like Cattle

President Biden Personally Fires 3 Border Patrol Agents on Horseback Who Herded Haitians Like Cattle

DEL RIO, Texas – (Satire News) – Scandal Today’s Cheyenne Patio witnessed with her very own eyes cruelty against immigrants that is reminiscent of the terroristic reign of Donald John “The Con” Trump. While close to 21,000 Haitians huddled underne…

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Funny story: France Fires A Ratatouille Warning Shot

France Fires A Ratatouille Warning Shot

France is upset or tres ticked. They’ve recalled their ambassadors to the US and Australia. Humph! Take that! The Camembert is flying all over the place, landing as far away as the US and Australia. France even sent a 5.9 magnitude tremor to Austr…

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Funny story: Nicki Minaj Not Backing Down

Nicki Minaj Not Backing Down

Nicki Minaj is no stranger to feuds and publicity, but she courted her biggest controversy yet when she explained her refusal to get vaccinated with the following anecdote: “My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine ‘cuz his friend got it & be…

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Funny story: President Biden Breaks With Tradition and Allows VP Harris to Sign a Vice-Presidential Executive Order

President Biden Breaks With Tradition and Allows VP Harris to Sign a Vice-Presidential Executive Order

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Hearsay Today reporter, Abby Yukon, is reporting that she interviewed White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, who told her that VP Harris has just received permission to introduce a new governmental mandating feature…

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Funny story: Forklift Sex: Biden Runs Amok In Forbidden City

Forklift Sex: Biden Runs Amok In Forbidden City

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since the Ming Dynasty (1368-1644) have forklifts been allowed in this protected area, where the Yongle Emperor - Zhu Di - built the palaces, gardens and courtyards that occupy the Forbidden City. When then Vice President J…

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Funny story: President Biden Issues a Presidential Executive Order Approving The Building of a Nuclear Waste Site Dump Right Next To Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Residence

President Biden Issues a Presidential Executive Order Approving The Building of a Nuclear Waste Site Dump Right Next To Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Residence

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden has just signed what insiders are saying is without a doubt his most favorite PEO since taking office. White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki informed the news media that the site for the brand new…

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Funny story: President Biden Says That Donald Trump Will Be Wearing An Orange Prison Jumpsuit By Christmas

President Biden Says That Donald Trump Will Be Wearing An Orange Prison Jumpsuit By Christmas

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden was recently asked what he really thinks about the man who lived in the White House right before him. Can you be more specific? he asked. Yes sir, the Racist-in-Chief, came the reply. Oh, ok…

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Funny story: President Joe Biden, Commander-In-Sheep

President Joe Biden, Commander-In-Sheep

BILLINGSGATE POST: Chances are, if you see Joe Biden wear a sheepish grin, there must be a story behind it. Well, there just might be. Much has been written about why men turn to sheep for affection while undergoing stress. In fact, Geoffrey Chauc…

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Funny story: President Biden Officially Condemns Trump's Mar-a-Lago

President Biden Officially Condemns Trump's Mar-a-Lago

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Well it is finally official, the president of the United States has officially condemned Donald Trump’s Dixie Complex. Boom Boom News said that the Trumptard is fit-to-be-tied and is threatening to talk to his BF…

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Funny story: Fox News and Trump Blast Biden for Allowing Hurricane to Hit Louisiana

Fox News and Trump Blast Biden for Allowing Hurricane to Hit Louisiana

New Orleans - Fox News and former President Donald Trump attacked current President Biden and the Democrats for not preventing Hurricane Ida from coming ashore in Louisiana near New Orleans, causing extensive damage and power outages. Trump, who h…

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Funny story: Here’s A Nightmare: Joe Biden Impeached

Here’s A Nightmare: Joe Biden Impeached

The situation in Afghanistan is a mess. Joe Biden spoke the truth about getting U.S. troops out of a twenty-year war on the other side of the world. But, unfortunately there appeared to be no planning for the U.S. exit. Biden's dog Major might have b…

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Funny story: Where’s Kamala? The Search Goes On For Elusive Termagant

Where’s Kamala? The Search Goes On For Elusive Termagant

BILLINGSGATE POST: Pressed for information by George Staphylococcus regarding the whereabouts of Kamala Harris, his peripatetic partner-in-crime, President Biden smiled and dropped his voice an octave. Crooning an old melody made famous by Paul Anka…

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Funny story: President Biden Hires Donald Trump’s Niece, Mary Trump, To Be a CIA Advisor

President Biden Hires Donald Trump’s Niece, Mary Trump, To Be a CIA Advisor

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Many close friends of the Trump family have said off-the-record that Donald’s niece Mary Trump is the only member of the family who isn’t an arrogant, sarcastic, hateful, racist piece-of-crap. Mary Trump, who is…

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Funny story: Jimmy Carter And Joe Biden Battle For WOAT (Worst Of All Time) President

Jimmy Carter And Joe Biden Battle For WOAT (Worst Of All Time) President

BILLINGSGATE POST: Just when Jimmy Carter believed he was a mortal lock for the coveted WOAT (Worst Of All Time) American President, Joe Biden raised the stakes by enabling the Afghan airport evacuation debacle in Kabul this week. Jimmy Carter is…

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Funny story: President Biden is Considering Invading Afghanistan and Totally Destroying The Taliban Terrorist Troops

President Biden is Considering Invading Afghanistan and Totally Destroying The Taliban Terrorist Troops

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki has stated that the United States is more than likely going to invade the Taliban-held nation of Afghanistan. She said that both President Biden and Vice-President Harris are…

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Funny story: President Biden Issues a Presidential Executive Order Taxing Billionaires at a 95% Rate

President Biden Issues a Presidential Executive Order Taxing Billionaires at a 95% Rate

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Press Secretary Jen Psaki announced to the White House press corps that the president has decided to cut some of the tremendous deficit that he inherited from the former “Divider-in-Chief,” Donald Jonathan Trump.

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Funny story: Vice-President Kamala Harris Has Just Tagged Marjorie Taylor Greene With a Brand New Nickname That Fits Her Like a Latex Glove

Vice-President Kamala Harris Has Just Tagged Marjorie Taylor Greene With a Brand New Nickname That Fits Her Like a Latex Glove

SAUSALITO, California – (Satire News) – The vice-president was in Sausalito at a high school dedication. The citizens of the town of Sausalito, decided to rename Ronald Reagan High School to Kamala Harris High School. Needless to say VP Harris…

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