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Funny story: US Presidential Election Result To Be In By Christmas

US Presidential Election Result To Be In By Christmas

As the counting of votes continues in the 2020 US presidential election, and the reputation of the process slides further and further into the mud, there was good news this afternoon, when it was announced that ALL results will definitely be in and c…

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Funny story: Man Is Uninterested In Presidential Election Result

Man Is Uninterested In Presidential Election Result

A man who has no interest in, or understanding of, politics has revealed how uninterested he is in the outcome of the 2020 US presidential election being so closely contended by President Trump and his bitter rival, Sir Jose Biden. Moys Kenwood, 5…

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Funny story: Russian Hookers Hope To Pee On Sleepy Joe’s Bed

Russian Hookers Hope To Pee On Sleepy Joe’s Bed

BILLINGSGATE POST: As part of the transition between administrations, if Biden should win the presidency, Irma and Irina (last names redacted), a Russian hooker tag team, hope to be invited to pee on Sleepy Joe Biden’s bed; a tradition that started…

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Funny story: Sleepy Joe Biden Celebrates Election Victory With A Snooze

Sleepy Joe Biden Celebrates Election Victory With A Snooze

It might not have been the most ecstatic way to have celebrated a presidential election victory, but Joe Biden knows what he likes, and the new US president took it all in his stride, waved away delirious Democrat party revellers, and settled down in…

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Funny story: Trump sues Democrat voters for not voting for him

Trump sues Democrat voters for not voting for him

The state of Pennsylvania, home of the Amish and birthplace of the pencil, was in the news today as it proved to be a crucial battleground in the US election. President Trump was ahead in early voting, but as early ballots and mail-in votes came in -…

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Funny story: Trump Has Won!

Trump Has Won!

In an incredible turnaround in fortunes in the 2020 race to the White House, it's just been announced in the last few minutes, that against all prior expectations, and in contrast to all of the expert opinions expressed by political pundits, Presiden…

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Funny story: Biden replaces himself with Fauci as candidate for the presidency

Biden replaces himself with Fauci as candidate for the presidency

“As soon as I lit that rocket, I knew it had to soar further,” Mr. Biden said, right after closing a rally in Ohio. He had just told fans at the rally that he would “hire Mr. Fauci and fire Mr. Trump.” Then came his further brainstorm. Cont…

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Funny story: Pelosi's “Biden will be president whatever the vote count” clarified as emission vs. sedition

Pelosi's “Biden will be president whatever the vote count” clarified as emission vs. sedition

Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, has ripped open a new controversy on who might be fiddling with election results. Last Thursday, she stated that Mr. Biden will be president come next January 21, “whatever the vote count.” The key considerat…

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Funny story: Fly Face Predicts Trump Victory By A Gnat’s Ass

Fly Face Predicts Trump Victory By A Gnat’s Ass

BILLINGSGATE POST: Fly Face, who has successfully predicted the outcome of every election since Patrice Émery Lumumba was elected as the first Prime Minister of the independent Democratic Republic of the Congo in 1960, now predicts that Donald Tru…

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Funny story: B. O. Plenty Endorses Sleepy Joe Biden

B. O. Plenty Endorses Sleepy Joe Biden

BILLINGSGATE POST: B. O. Plenty, the husband of Gravel Gertie and father of Sparkle Plenty, today announced his support for Sleepy Joe Biden. Sparkle was a child prodigy at the age of two. Already talking and doing chores at her home in Fontana, s…

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Funny story: Trump v. Biden Big Fight Preview

Trump v. Biden Big Fight Preview

As the Big Fight countdown counts down and the 'Scrap of the Old Guys' on 3 November gets ever nearer, a sober analysis of the two contenders shows that Democrat Joe Biden might be found wanting in his bid to gain the edge over President Trump in thi…

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Funny story: Intercept managers throw tantrum on Glenn Greenwald's report of Biden cluster-f*ck situation

Intercept managers throw tantrum on Glenn Greenwald's report of Biden cluster-f*ck situation

The Intercept has clarified its editorial policies, following Glenn Greenwald's sudden departure from that organization. In essence, Mr. Greenwald "used to be" top-notch, but has fallen to new lows of self-serving and otherwise scratching his ass.

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Funny story: Adam Schiff refuses wrestling match with Bobulinski in Madison Square Gardens

Adam Schiff refuses wrestling match with Bobulinski in Madison Square Gardens

Former business associate of Hunter Biden, Mr. Tony Bobulinski, yesterday invited Representative Schiff to a showdown and “manly resolution”. “In the old days, there was the duel,” Mr. Bobulinski (earlier an expert wrestler) said. “Today? Well, h…

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Implores Everyone to Please, Please Not Vote For That Super Messed Up Clown Kanye West The Pest

Jennifer Aniston Implores Everyone to Please, Please Not Vote For That Super Messed Up Clown Kanye West The Pest

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) – Bedroom Pillow Talk is reporting that one of the most respected actresses in Tinsel Town is asking that no one vote for Kanye West. Jennifer Aniston said that she really and truly hopes that no one out there is dumb eno…

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Funny story: Donald Trump To Be Defeated By ‘Sleepy Joe’

Donald Trump To Be Defeated By ‘Sleepy Joe’

Donald Trump likes to give his opponents silly names, thinking it will make him appear superior. Immature? Yes, but that’s where he remains, and now it’s to be expected from The Bump. Feeling superior to Joe Biden, allegedly because he inherited 4…

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Funny story: Biden administration forecasts long dark winter “everything in sight locked down”

Biden administration forecasts long dark winter “everything in sight locked down”

It is no secret that with millions of ballots already cast, Mr. Biden is ahead in the upcoming November 3 presidential election. Accordingly, he has offered a far-ranging look into coming days with himself at the helm of the United States. Tra…

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton to shake booty for Biden (and cabinet position) at final rallies up to November 3

Hillary Clinton to shake booty for Biden (and cabinet position) at final rallies up to November 3

It is no rumor that Ms. Clinton has stated (smiling) she is looking forward to a cabinet position in Joe Biden's presidency. Moreover, Mr. Biden's rallies have left a somewhat pallid impression as having relatively few supporters and a certain dra…

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