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Funny story: Sarah Palin Goes Rogue and Packs It In

Sarah Palin Goes Rogue and Packs It In

Sarah Palin, Vice-Presidential nominee in the 2008 U.S. election, is busy packing for her book tour later this year. Of course she's also celebrating the bestseller (due to pre-orders) status of her memoir, Going Rogue: An American Life, to be rele...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Sues John McCain for Emotional Distress Caused by Penis Envy

Sarah Palin Sues John McCain for Emotional Distress Caused by Penis Envy

POINT BARROW, Alaska (ABSNN) - Former Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin, filed a law suit in the Pt. Barrow Federal Courthouse that charges "severe emotional distress" caused by John McCain's campaign staff that spent nearly $100,000.00 on slinky clot...

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Funny story: Leslie Nielson Tired Of People Thinking He's John McCain

Leslie Nielson Tired Of People Thinking He's John McCain

Actor Leslie Nielson says he is sick and tired of people coming up off the streets and asking him, "Mr. McCain, can I have your autograph?" "This is getting a little ridiculous", stated the actor, famous for his The Naked Gun movies. "At first I t...

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Funny story: Is McCain's new Green car a Transformer? Shape shifting into a Ford Fusion Hybrid...and Beyond?

Is McCain's new Green car a Transformer? Shape shifting into a Ford Fusion Hybrid...and Beyond?

Washington, D.C. - Pulling up to a gas pump driving his old Cadillac CTS to a pool of reporters waiting for his arrival, a press conference called to tout the senator's going green by buying a Ford Fusion Hybrid, John McCain calmly exits the drivers...

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Funny story: Sen. McCain undergoes an extreme electronics makeover; joins the 21st Century

Sen. McCain undergoes an extreme electronics makeover; joins the 21st Century

Washington, D.C. - In an effort to update his imagine of the of the out of date old fashion tree stump thumping hickory stick carrying politician, Senator John McCain has taken heed to his political advisers as of late and joined the twenty-first cen...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Disses The McCain's, Limbaugh, Coulter, and Tina Fey

Sarah Palin Disses The McCain's, Limbaugh, Coulter, and Tina Fey

BALTIMORE - In a move right out of Romancing The Stone, Frost Nixon, and The Titanic, Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin waltzed right into the Orioles Nest Hotel's Brooks Robinson Convention Room and literally stole the show at the GOP Fundraising Dinner.

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Funny story: John McCain, the first hundred days

John McCain, the first hundred days

January 20 Watch on TV as that young punk Obama gets sworn in. They call me senile but he can't even get the oath right. Throw my glass of Metamucil at the screen. January 26 Al Gore called again wanting to commiserate over election loss. Boy, I hope I'm not that bitter eight years from now. Ask Cindy to order caller ID for our phone. February 2 Enjoy a break from work to wat...

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Funny story: Meghan McCain's Juicy Tell-All Book

Meghan McCain's Juicy Tell-All Book

PHOENIX - Meghan McCain, the 24-year-old daughter of Senator John McCain and Cindy McCain reports that she received a very lucrative six-figure book deal from The Lower Grand Canyon Publishing Company. Meghan's 493 page book is entitled, Gee Opie...

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Funny story: John McCain Seeks Pardon For Jack Johnson, 1st Black Boxing Champ

John McCain Seeks Pardon For Jack Johnson, 1st Black Boxing Champ

Former Republican presidential hopeful John McCain has called upon President Barack Obama to pardon the first black man ever to win the world heavyweight boxing crown. The boxing legend Jack Johnson was prosecuted and convicted of having a consens...

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Funny story: Tina Fey to Run for President in 2012 Palin to be her Vice President!

Tina Fey to Run for President in 2012 Palin to be her Vice President!

Anchorage - Amid accusations from the John McCain campaign, challenging her intelligence, Tina Fey has come to Sarah Palin's defense, "You know in all the years I've made fun of other people in comedy, I've enjoyed making fun of Sarah the most of any...

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Funny story: Levi Johnston Stumbles When He Discovers McCain is Tripp's Real Dad

Levi Johnston Stumbles When He Discovers McCain is Tripp's Real Dad

19 year old Alaskan male Levi Johnston has taken a one way trip out of his relationship with Bristol Palin. The exit stage left is rumored to have something to do with the discovery that baby Tripp's biological dad is none other than John McCain!...

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Funny story: McCain Texts his Way into the Nuthouse

McCain Texts his Way into the Nuthouse

Presidential Race also ran John Mccain seemed to brag during the campaign that he didn't even know how to use email, nevermind, the new fangled texting and twittering. All that has been changed as the Republicant has been spending countless hours tex...

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Funny story: Senator McCain Is Bitter, Threatens To Hold His Breath

Senator McCain Is Bitter, Threatens To Hold His Breath

PHOENIX, Arizona - Senator John McCain has grown extremely bitter at the fact that he lost the presidential election to Barack Obama. McCain told reporters from one of his wife's seven homes that he has not been able to get over his loss in the pr...

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Funny story: McCain Takes Shot At Obama

McCain Takes Shot At Obama

Sen. John McCain took his most direct shot at President Barack Obama since the presidential campaign on Friday morning, using a Senate floor speech to criticize the president for mocking the Republican concerns over the massive economic stimulus pack...

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Funny story: McCain Escapes Post-Election Blues, Unlike Others

McCain Escapes Post-Election Blues, Unlike Others

It is hard on the psyche to lose a U.S. presidential election. Al Gore, when he lost, fled to Europe, grew a beard and started making up a global warming plot that has kept him going since. George H.W. Bush received an honorary knighthood from Que...

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Funny story: McCain finally wins Presidency

McCain finally wins Presidency

John McCain, 92, the former Republican candidate for the Presidency, can finally refer to himself as "President McCain" from today. Whilst it may not be the President of the United States as he had hoped last year, he has today been elected Presid...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Born In Bethlehem

Barack Obama Born In Bethlehem

After much speculation in the US about the actual birthplace of President-elect, Barack Obama, it has been revealed that he was, in fact, born thousands of miles from the White House, both in distance, and in stature - he was born in a stable in Beth...

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