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Funny story: The Medal War Goes On

The Medal War Goes On

Washington - Grant Hibbard, one of the commanders who wrote a glowing evaluation of John Kerry 36-years ago, now a Republican, is questioning whether Mr. Kerry deserved one of the three Purple Hearts he received as a result of a shrapnel wound in Vi...

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Funny story: Kerry Picks Kofi Annan As Veep; Gains Poll Points In Berkeley, Accra

Kerry Picks Kofi Annan As Veep; Gains Poll Points In Berkeley, Accra

(WASHINGTON, D.C.) Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry today announced his selection of U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan as his running mate. Annan, 66, has occupied the U.N. post since June of 2001.

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Funny story: Cruelty of Genetics; Cloning of Omarosa and Heidi into Oma-Heidi And The Perverse Political Angle.

Cruelty of Genetics; Cloning of Omarosa and Heidi into Oma-Heidi And The Perverse Political Angle.

In its continuing attack on John Kerry-Heinz, the White House announced that it would release pictures even scarier than earlier released pictures of William Jefferson Clinton ("The Bill") with his “damage-control” adviser, Oma-Ho-Sa. Even though a picture of The Bill with Oma-Ho-Sa is widely available, The Bill quickly announced "I never had work relations with that woman and I nev...

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Funny story: John Kerry Campaign Manager, Mary Beth Cahill, quits as annual earnings approach $200k.

John Kerry Campaign Manager, Mary Beth Cahill, quits as annual earnings approach $200k.

In a shock announcement Mary Beth Cahill, who up to now has been the rock on which the Kerry campaign has been built, resigns and shifts her focus to the re-election of George W. Bush.

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Funny story: John Kerry Catches Fly at Outdoor Press Conference

John Kerry Catches Fly at Outdoor Press Conference

In an incredible display of hand-eye coordination, President-2-Be Kerry reached out without warning at an outdoor press conference and with true dexterity pulled a fly straight out of the air.

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Funny story: What Styling Products Does John Kerry Use?

What Styling Products Does John Kerry Use?

I, like most Americans, have been focusing on the big issues of the 2004 campaign. Lately, I have lost lots and lots of sleep over what styling products John Kerry uses to get that perfect, unmovable helmet head. Seriously, I have lost sleep over this. Instead of getting a life, which I should do, I have decided to get to the bottom of this.

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Funny story: The Premature Peaks and Valleys of a Presidential Race

The Premature Peaks and Valleys of a Presidential Race

Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts vaulted into the presumptive Democratic nominee spot after winning huge on Super Tuesday, and since then has faced the toughest political challenge of his life: avoiding premature peaking in the polls.

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Funny story: Washington Interns Back John Kerry

Washington Interns Back John Kerry

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Democratic Presidential Candidate John Kerry picked up yet another endorsement today, this one from the Local Interns Professional Services Union.

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Funny story: What Ketchup Does John Kerry Use?

What Ketchup Does John Kerry Use?

As some of you may be aware, Senator John Kerry is married to a member of the Heinz ketchup family, Teresa Heinz. The couple maintains that it is a match made of love and mutual respect. They also say they have nothing to do with the ketchup company.

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Funny story: Kerry Selects Pee Wee Herman as Running Mate!

Kerry Selects Pee Wee Herman as Running Mate!

Los Angeles, CA. - John Kerry has announced his running mate for the 2004 election - Pee Wee Herman.

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Funny story: Kerry Shows Bush A Fine Pair Of Tits

Kerry Shows Bush A Fine Pair Of Tits

Senator John Kerry's amazing hairstyle overshadowed his recent Democratic Party Presidential nomination, when a pair of tits were found in his magnificent mane.

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Funny story: Campaign shocker: Drudge Report breaks news of Kerry affair with Matt Drudge - story quickly pulled

Campaign shocker: Drudge Report breaks news of Kerry affair with Matt Drudge - story quickly pulled

In a potentially campaign-ending accusation, it has been reported that presidential candidate John Kerry has had an extramarital affair with Matt Drudge.

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Funny story: Alex Polier Denies Relationship With Kerry

Alex Polier Denies Relationship With Kerry

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Funny story: Bush: War was Kerry's Fault

Bush: War was Kerry's Fault

President George Bush has released a statement accusing the Democratic Party in general and Massachusetts Senator John Kerry in particular of forcing him to go to war against Iraq. "As the American People know, I was against the war from the start,"...

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Funny story: Sharpton, Kuncinich, Nelson Beat the crap out of Kerry

Sharpton, Kuncinich, Nelson Beat the crap out of Kerry

Today while visiting a Kansas city liquor store presidential hopeful John Kerry was attacked.

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Funny story: Kerry Admits Injections Then Recants, Claims Confusion

Kerry Admits Injections Then Recants, Claims Confusion

ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL-John Kerry, the 60-year-old Democratic Presidential frontrunner, admitted to Botox injections but later said that he was mistaken and claimed he hadn't had them. The confusion occurred when a French reporter asked him about t...

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Funny story: Dean, Kerry Mount Legal Challenges to New Hampshire Primary Results

Dean, Kerry Mount Legal Challenges to New Hampshire Primary Results

Democratic front-runner John Kerry, and challenger Howard Dean have launched a joint legal challenge to the Tuesday New Hampshire Primary results.  As reported

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