Washington - Grant Hibbard, one of the commanders who wrote a glowing evaluation of John Kerry 36-years ago, now a Republican, is questioning whether Mr. Kerry deserved one of the three Purple Hearts he received as a result of a shrapnel wound in Vi...
(WASHINGTON, D.C.) Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry today announced his selection of U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan as his running mate. Annan, 66, has occupied the U.N. post since June of 2001.
In its continuing attack on John Kerry-Heinz, the White House announced that it would release pictures even scarier than earlier released pictures of William Jefferson Clinton ("The Bill") with his “damage-control” adviser, Oma-Ho-Sa. Even though a picture of The Bill with Oma-Ho-Sa is widely available, The Bill quickly announced "I never had work relations with that woman and I nev...
In a shock announcement Mary Beth Cahill, who up to now has been the rock on which the Kerry campaign has been built, resigns and shifts her focus to the re-election of George W. Bush.
In an incredible display of hand-eye coordination, President-2-Be Kerry reached out without warning at an outdoor press conference and with true dexterity pulled a fly straight out of the air.
I, like most Americans, have been focusing on the big issues of the 2004 campaign. Lately, I have lost lots and lots of sleep over what styling products John Kerry uses to get that perfect, unmovable helmet head.
Seriously, I have lost sleep over this. Instead of getting a life, which I should do, I have decided to get to the bottom of this.
Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts vaulted into the presumptive Democratic nominee spot after winning huge on Super Tuesday, and since then has faced the toughest political challenge of his life: avoiding premature peaking in the polls.
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Democratic Presidential Candidate John Kerry picked up yet another endorsement today, this one from the Local Interns Professional Services Union.
As some of you may be aware, Senator John Kerry is married to a member of the Heinz ketchup family, Teresa Heinz. The couple maintains that it is a match made of love and mutual respect. They also say they have nothing to do with the ketchup company.
Los Angeles, CA. - John Kerry has announced his running mate for the 2004 election - Pee Wee Herman.
Senator John Kerry's amazing hairstyle overshadowed his recent Democratic Party Presidential nomination, when a pair of tits were found in his magnificent mane.
In a potentially campaign-ending accusation, it has been reported that presidential candidate John Kerry has had an extramarital affair with Matt Drudge.
President George Bush has released a statement accusing the Democratic Party in general and Massachusetts Senator John Kerry in particular of forcing him to go to war against Iraq. "As the American People know, I was against the war from the start,"...
Today while visiting a Kansas city liquor store presidential hopeful John Kerry was attacked.
ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL-John Kerry, the 60-year-old Democratic Presidential frontrunner, admitted to Botox injections but later said that he was mistaken and claimed he hadn't had them.
The confusion occurred when a French reporter asked him about t...
Democratic front-runner John Kerry, and challenger Howard Dean have launched a joint legal challenge to the Tuesday New Hampshire Primary results. As reported
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