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Funny story: John Boehner Claims Unemployed Should Work for Their Benefits

John Boehner Claims Unemployed Should Work for Their Benefits

Republican House Speaker hopeful, John Boehner, recently commenting on the vote to extend unemployment benefits for the nation's millions of unemployed workers, claimed that no one in this country should be getting a free ride. "If the unemployed wan...

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Funny story: Congress Debates Boehner's Orange Penis

Congress Debates Boehner's Orange Penis

(Inside-the-Beltway, District of Columbia) - Following a recent revelation by "Weeper of the House" John Boehner that his penis is, in fact, orange like the rest of him, both the upper house and the lower house of Congress have launched hearings on t...

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Funny story: "Weeper of the House" John Boehner Reveals His Prick Is Also Orange

"Weeper of the House" John Boehner Reveals His Prick Is Also Orange

(District of Columbia) - In an attempt to show that he does not merely masquerade as a person "of color", a tearful John Boehner revealed to 60.5 Minutes that he does in fact have an orange penis as well. "I used to get so inspired by Oprah Winfre...

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Funny story: Boehner: "Make it one for my baby…..and one more for the road!"

Boehner: "Make it one for my baby…..and one more for the road!"

Soon to be Speaker of the US House of Representatives, John Boehner has caused quite a stir in the Capitol the past few weeks by crying and sobbing on national TV. As members of the GOP rushed to defend him, journalists are reporting there is some...

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Funny story: Boehner Prefers No-Brand Facial Tissues

Boehner Prefers No-Brand Facial Tissues

Soon to be the most powerful republican in America and second in line for the presidency as the Speaker of the House, John Boehner, a man not afraid to show his emotions practically everywhere he goes, prefers to carry a pocket full of no-brand tissu...

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Funny story: Boehner Losing Tan in Hopes of Getting More Respect

Boehner Losing Tan in Hopes of Getting More Respect

Washington--John Boehner said that he is going to lose the tan because he wants to get more respect from the national media. "Who is going to respect a man that looks like a George Hamilton wannabe. I also discovered that Botox can do the same th...

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Funny story: Orange Man Boehner Delights Chinese Business Leaders, Disappoints Constituents

Orange Man Boehner Delights Chinese Business Leaders, Disappoints Constituents

The Chinese, long associated with being the yellow race, have found a friend in a man whose face color reminds them of their grandfathers when they get very angry-orange. There is an old saying in China that goes something like "when my yellow grandf...

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Funny story: Republicans Begin Search for New War

Republicans Begin Search for New War

Buoyed by the Republican Party's victories in the mid-term elections, likely House Speaker John ("Weepy") Boehner (R-Ohio) pledged to find a new war for America: "Let's face it," said Boehner, "The American people became totally bored by the wars in...

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Funny story: John Boehner Trying to Act Like He Isn't from Washington

John Boehner Trying to Act Like He Isn't from Washington

Washington--John Boehner was in Ohio this weekend trying to get Republicans fired up to vote November 2. "Do you feel Washington is listening to you?" Boehner screamed into the microphone, while looking at a reflection of himself. "I think Was...

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Funny story: John Boehner Admits He Hates Poor People, Babies and Puppies

John Boehner Admits He Hates Poor People, Babies and Puppies

WASHINGTON, DC - Bob Schieffer, host of CBS's "Face The Nation" was able to get his guest, US Minority House Leader John Boehner, to admit that he and all Republicans hate poor people, babies, puppies and everything else that is not related to the we...

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Funny story: Boehner Wins Pissing Contest, Limbaugh Second

Boehner Wins Pissing Contest, Limbaugh Second

House Republican Leader, John (Man-Tan) Boehner (R-Ohio), came out on top in the Republican Party's annual pissing contest. Dubbed "Pee for Democracy," the contest has been waged every year since 1980 when Ronald Reagan outdistanced George H. W. Bush...

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